**downs bottle of hard liquer**
selling children>> how aweful!! Umm I'll give you $21.. I'm sure I can find a use for the little bugger..
I'll meet camera's $21 and raise it $35.
$70. But only if the blood tests indicate he could be a potential organ donor for me.
F*ck.. I a bidding war.. Fine! I'm out.. I'll just go have another of my own, or maybe steal a kid..
Wow! $70-I never had that much money! going...going...Do I hear $75?
Jane, my sweet, I will put your name on the deed to our estate, how's that?
Yeah you can get 6 pizza'a with that Jane.. Add to your Fatty girth!
Hmm two of my children have children already, Perhaps I have indenture one of them or their friends.
the twins Allie and Ellie are slacking..
How much acreage do we have...
Buy her a pizza place and you'll have it locked Penny..
Glad to see the family tree is continuing to expand by imploding.
Okay, Janey, how about this: the entire Whole Foods chain. That way you'll have all the food you want AND make money like there's no tomorrow.
Mornin Pengers.. With all the trash in these parts of course the family tree will continue to grow and implode.. Silly boy..
Speaking of which who are you with today.. **goes to looks**
Take the vermin-here. Whole Foods is my life!
EEEEWWWWWWW! You didn't tell me how much he already looks like Jaily 1! I'm gonna have to find a good pediatric cosmetic surgeon FAST.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/8/04
Family Tree just updated.
Refresh to see!
I am hooked up in at least three places, once with my daughter, so I don't think I can talk.
I just realized, I was bidding on one of my own grand children.. I dont need to bid.. You're all indentured to me already..
I'm not on the tree Not even the hussy tree, though I am Hussy in Denial.
Does someone want to adopt me?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/8/04
Liotte - you know damn well you are the spawn of Boobs.
Liotte, you are on the Yenta tree.
Jane2 just had a baby, Jaily II. She is allowing us to keep him after much, much debate. (I finally had to turn over my part of the family fortune to her.)
So now we have Plum and Jaily II...and I have Peach. (Yes, I saw that update. Thank you.)
Liotte you're on the Yenta tree, you are my sister..
Pengers I just noticed that you are hooked up with Tiff.. Do you know where she's been?? My god, that's bad!
Cam, that was WAY back in the day.
I was the one who sent her on that wild and wooly path of no return.
"EEEEWWWWWWW! You didn't tell me how much he already looks like Jaily 1! I'm gonna have to find a good pediatric cosmetic surgeon FAST."
I TOLD you he was ugly. Now, do what you want with him, it's your problem, dearie!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/8/04
Another update made!
We need an alphabetical catalogue so people can find which tree their on and how many times they appear.
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