#251
Posted: 3/17/06 at 10:46am
Dang. Addy and I had more kids since I saw this thread reborn last night.
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#252
Posted: 3/17/06 at 10:50am
You know, Janey, I am a tad out of sorts that you are having a child and never once did you bother to ask me if I wanted to keep him! You and I had Plum (apparently our only child, a tremendously talented little girl)...and now you're pregnant, and I don't even know if I'm the father, the mother, the father, well, you know what I mean.
What if I want to adopt Jaily II. What if we, together, can raise him to be as wonderful as our little Plum? I mean, surely we can do a better job in raising Jaily II than whoever raised Jaily I.
It's the least you owe me since I am both your sister and your wife.
"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"
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What if I want to adopt Jaily II. What if we, together, can raise him to be as wonderful as our little Plum? I mean, surely we can do a better job in raising Jaily II than whoever raised Jaily I.
It's the least you owe me since I am both your sister and your wife.
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~ Best12Bars
#253
Posted: 3/17/06 at 11:12am
Is that double indemnity? Or just Appalachian norm?
#254
Posted: 3/17/06 at 11:19am
Cookie,
Are YOU my Daddy?
"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"
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~ Best12Bars
Are YOU my Daddy?
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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"
~ Best12Bars
#256
Posted: 3/17/06 at 11:21am
I'm sorry Miss P, I don't think there's a law that I have to ask your permission to get rid..I mean, put little Jaily up for adoption. After all, you were out covorting with every little ho that came your way. And besides that, I can tell that this little baby has no talent and is ugly.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#258
Posted: 3/17/06 at 11:27am
Cavorting??? MOI????
Whatever do you mean? Have more children been added to my lineage? I guess I have to check.
Janey, this is not about the LAW! This is about our love.
I know it's your body and I respect you to make your own choices, but look at poor Jaily I. What a mess! Here is a chance for us to do something GOOD for the world and perhaps counterbalance that awful tumor known as Jaily 1!
Please, just think about it. Whatever your decision, I will respect and support it...and always love you as my Lebanese sister-slash-wife.
"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"
http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html
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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"
~ Best12Bars
Whatever do you mean? Have more children been added to my lineage? I guess I have to check.
Janey, this is not about the LAW! This is about our love.
I know it's your body and I respect you to make your own choices, but look at poor Jaily I. What a mess! Here is a chance for us to do something GOOD for the world and perhaps counterbalance that awful tumor known as Jaily 1!
Please, just think about it. Whatever your decision, I will respect and support it...and always love you as my Lebanese sister-slash-wife.
http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html
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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"
~ Best12Bars
#259
Posted: 3/17/06 at 11:35am
OK, let me take a look at it...I mean him when he comes out later after lunch. I'll decide then.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#260
Posted: 3/17/06 at 11:37am
Y'all're some wretched hos, great grand daughters.
*sniff*
I'm so proud!
*sniff*
I'm so proud!
#261
Posted: 3/17/06 at 11:39am
Aww man - no one to love this peach of an orphan?
#262
Posted: 3/17/06 at 11:43am
Peach,
I'll adopt you! I love children...and my slutting sister-slash-wife may not let us keep Jaily II (lunch time is almost here, thank goodness), so I'll be your mommy!
I have the number 1 qualification: I ADORE GENE KELLY. (I even have an autographed photo of him from Singin' in the Rain.)
"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"
http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html
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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"
~ Best12Bars
I'll adopt you! I love children...and my slutting sister-slash-wife may not let us keep Jaily II (lunch time is almost here, thank goodness), so I'll be your mommy!
I have the number 1 qualification: I ADORE GENE KELLY. (I even have an autographed photo of him from Singin' in the Rain.)
http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html
**********
"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"
~ Best12Bars
#263
Posted: 3/17/06 at 11:44am
Thanks Mommy Pennywise! Can I take your Gene Kelly autograph to show and tell? 
#264
Posted: 3/17/06 at 11:46am
Of course, darling Peach! How wonderful...now I have two children: one named Plum and one named Peach. Both fruits!
"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"
http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html
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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"
~ Best12Bars
http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html
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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"
~ Best12Bars
#265
Posted: 3/17/06 at 11:48am
Woow. And this is totally expanded.
So I have a daughter who isn't my daughter? Umm ok..
Chrissi darling, we've talked about this our "sibling-family" was the originals, so I highly doubt any sibling could be added there. However, I may have an opening for a daughter... (if you don't mind having sexually active parents)
So I have a daughter who isn't my daughter? Umm ok..
Chrissi darling, we've talked about this our "sibling-family" was the originals, so I highly doubt any sibling could be added there. However, I may have an opening for a daughter... (if you don't mind having sexually active parents)
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#266
Posted: 3/17/06 at 11:48am
Pengy is now both my brother and my nephew, right?
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~ Best12Bars
http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html
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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"
~ Best12Bars
#267
Posted: 3/17/06 at 11:51am
We have one twisted family tree!!! It brings joy to my heart..
Lets have a family reunion will lots of booze..
Lets have a family reunion will lots of booze..
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"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#268
Posted: 3/17/06 at 11:56am
"Lots of Booze"???? You won't get any arguments from this family.
How do you think we got to be this way?
"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"
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~ Best12Bars
How do you think we got to be this way?
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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"
~ Best12Bars
#269
Posted: 3/17/06 at 12:02pm
UH_OH-Jaily II came out singing selections from Wicked and Rent. I can't have this- now before I put it...him up on ebay, I'll take the best offer here. Hurry, I need to have a snack!
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#270
Posted: 3/17/06 at 12:03pm
I bid $5. I need someone to make me coffee in the morning.
#271
Posted: 3/17/06 at 12:06pm
Janey, how cruel! eBay! This is clearly black market stuff. I can't let you do it. The scandal! The outrage! Let's just keep him and force him to produce, in assembly-line fashion, some stuff we can put on eBay and really rake in the dough. I'm against selling children, but not child labor. This could be our ticket to early retirement!!!
"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"
http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html
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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"
~ Best12Bars
http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html
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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"
~ Best12Bars
#272
Posted: 3/17/06 at 12:07pm
I'm an orphan!
*puts on red dress and wig*
TOMORROW, TOMORROW. I LO= er, yeah. I'll stop there.
I'm up for grabs, who's adopting me?
*smiles*
. . . CHRISSY
*puts on red dress and wig*
TOMORROW, TOMORROW. I LO= er, yeah. I'll stop there.
I'm up for grabs, who's adopting me?
*smiles*
#273
Posted: 3/17/06 at 12:13pm
I don't know, Miss P. I need money right now- I saw a meatball pizza on the way home from the vet...I mean hospital. Let's see what happens, I can't entertain a $5 bid-the pie was $10.98.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#274
Posted: 3/17/06 at 12:17pm
I'll give you $20 if we can keep the little rodent, I mean, darling!
"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"
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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"
~ Best12Bars
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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"
~ Best12Bars
#275
Posted: 3/17/06 at 12:19pm
I'll bump it to $30, but he'd better be ready to earn some income as a chimney sweep on the side.
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