Dang. Addy and I had more kids since I saw this thread reborn last night.
You know, Janey, I am a tad out of sorts that you are having a child and never once did you bother to ask me if I wanted to keep him! You and I had Plum (apparently our only child, a tremendously talented little girl)...and now you're pregnant, and I don't even know if I'm the father, the mother, the father, well, you know what I mean.
What if I want to adopt Jaily II. What if we, together, can raise him to be as wonderful as our little Plum? I mean, surely we can do a better job in raising Jaily II than whoever raised Jaily I.
It's the least you owe me since I am both your sister and your wife.
Is that double indemnity? Or just Appalachian norm?
Cookie,
Are YOU my Daddy?
I'm sorry Miss P, I don't think there's a law that I have to ask your permission to get rid..I mean, put little Jaily up for adoption. After all, you were out covorting with every little ho that came your way. And besides that, I can tell that this little baby has no talent and is ugly.
Cavorting??? MOI????
Whatever do you mean? Have more children been added to my lineage? I guess I have to check.
Janey, this is not about the LAW! This is about our love.
I know it's your body and I respect you to make your own choices, but look at poor Jaily I. What a mess! Here is a chance for us to do something GOOD for the world and perhaps counterbalance that awful tumor known as Jaily 1!
Please, just think about it. Whatever your decision, I will respect and support it...and always love you as my Lebanese sister-slash-wife.
OK, let me take a look at it...I mean him when he comes out later after lunch. I'll decide then.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
Y'all're some wretched hos, great grand daughters.
*sniff*
I'm so proud!
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/29/05
Aww man - no one to love this peach of an orphan?
Peach,
I'll adopt you! I love children...and my slutting sister-slash-wife may not let us keep Jaily II (lunch time is almost here, thank goodness), so I'll be your mommy!
I have the number 1 qualification: I ADORE GENE KELLY. (I even have an autographed photo of him from Singin' in the Rain.)
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/29/05
Thanks Mommy Pennywise! Can I take your Gene Kelly autograph to show and tell?
Of course, darling Peach! How wonderful...now I have two children: one named Plum and one named Peach. Both fruits!
Woow. And this is totally expanded.
So I have a daughter who isn't my daughter? Umm ok..
Chrissi darling, we've talked about this our "sibling-family" was the originals, so I highly doubt any sibling could be added there. However, I may have an opening for a daughter... (if you don't mind having sexually active parents)
Pengy is now both my brother and my nephew, right?
We have one twisted family tree!!! It brings joy to my heart..
Lets have a family reunion will lots of booze..
"Lots of Booze"???? You won't get any arguments from this family.
How do you think we got to be this way?
UH_OH-Jaily II came out singing selections from Wicked and Rent. I can't have this- now before I put it...him up on ebay, I'll take the best offer here. Hurry, I need to have a snack!
I bid $5. I need someone to make me coffee in the morning.
Janey, how cruel! eBay! This is clearly black market stuff. I can't let you do it. The scandal! The outrage! Let's just keep him and force him to produce, in assembly-line fashion, some stuff we can put on eBay and really rake in the dough. I'm against selling children, but not child labor. This could be our ticket to early retirement!!!
I'm an orphan!
*puts on red dress and wig*
TOMORROW, TOMORROW. I LO= er, yeah. I'll stop there.
I'm up for grabs, who's adopting me?
*smiles*
I don't know, Miss P. I need money right now- I saw a meatball pizza on the way home from the vet...I mean hospital. Let's see what happens, I can't entertain a $5 bid-the pie was $10.98.
I'll give you $20 if we can keep the little rodent, I mean, darling!
I'll bump it to $30, but he'd better be ready to earn some income as a chimney sweep on the side.
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