Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
Oh I intend to, Mary.
Who's kid am I?
I KNOW I'm zeppie and wickedrentq's sister...so someone stick my name on the tree!
=)
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
Shameless, my darling, I don't know how to tell you this, but.....you're not adopted.
Look at the tree. Mr. Roxy married Ethel Merman and had me, then married me and we had you. He also married your sister, mominator, and probably would have kept on going, but he got tired out and the child support payments were killing him.
Not bad for an old fart
Somebody adopt my sorry @$$ before I get the cast of Spelling Bee involved...lol
=)
i'm still confused how Emmy and i had emcee :-P
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/05
Does Zepka need someone to explain the birds and the bees?
I'm confused as to how I was never ON the tree to begin with?
Zeppie, vouche for me! *dangles cookie in face*
i think you were born after the tree maybe...
O glory be to The Pea.
Updated On: 3/16/06 at 08:58 PM
Well, Moony, that explains the extra toes.
HOW in god's name did you come up with this? This is so convoluted that even Buckminster Fuller couldn't make sense of it.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
If that's the only weird thing you have from all this inbreading, then count yourself lucky. Now Jane here.....well let's just not think out that.
Well, it's not so much the number of toes, it's where they're located, that's the problem.
Uh, oh. Did my itty bitty comment on the other thread this afternoon bring you to this, BSo? Sorry!
I've been doing something wrong. I'm only on one tree! At least I think it's supposed to be me.
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
I think there are two more trees to be posted, girly. There's hope for you to sleep around, yet.
EDIT: oops! Only one more tree. It's not looking good.
Updated On: 3/16/06 at 09:43 PM
I'm only on one tree, and I'm presuming my parents died of a freak limb explosion act.
Mary dear your parents are Amanda and Gerard Butler...Look to the left of your perverse chronologically age challenged family
BluCat, you did it again...
No, they're not really my parents. The right is my real family.
Evil clown is in no way affiliated with evil Santa or any of his subsidiaries...
Perhaps you're estranged from that branch after the...bum bum bum..."incident," Mary.
I like to believe I'm a descendant of Greg Jbara. That way, I can eat fire whenever I please and have arms of steel.
Hmm. Something's missing. I can't quite put my finger on it...
Oh, I remember. I'm missing.
*sulks*
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
Oh, Baby. You are my sister at heart.
Baby, will you be my mother? (Or daughter... hell the families are screwed up enough anyways).
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