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#51

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/16/06 at 8:41pm

Oh I intend to, Mary.

"While some feel it is a film related question, I seem to think it may be a 'I am thinking of losing my winkie' sort of question."
-cheezedoodle

#52

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/16/06 at 8:42pm

Who's kid am I?
I KNOW I'm zeppie and wickedrentq's sister...so someone stick my name on the tree!

=)

. . . CHRISSY

#53

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/16/06 at 8:43pm

Shameless, my darling, I don't know how to tell you this, but.....you're not adopted.

Look at the tree. Mr. Roxy married Ethel Merman and had me, then married me and we had you. He also married your sister, mominator, and probably would have kept on going, but he got tired out and the child support payments were killing him.

#54

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/16/06 at 8:44pm

Not bad for an old fart

Poster Emeritus

#55

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/16/06 at 8:44pm

Somebody adopt my sorry @$$ before I get the cast of Spelling Bee involved...lol

=)

. . . CHRISSY

#56

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/16/06 at 8:50pm

i'm still confused how Emmy and i had emcee :-P

::bust a move::

#57

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/16/06 at 8:51pm

Does Zepka need someone to explain the birds and the bees?

"You just can't win. Ever. Look at the bright side, at least you are not stuck in First Wives Club: The Musical. That would really suck. " --Sueleen Gay

#58

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/16/06 at 8:52pm

I'm confused as to how I was never ON the tree to begin with?
Zeppie, vouche for me! *dangles cookie in face*

. . . CHRISSY

#59

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/16/06 at 8:53pm

i think you were born after the tree maybe...

::bust a move::

#60

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/16/06 at 8:58pm

O glory be to The Pea.

Updated On: 3/16/06 at 08:58 PM

#61

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/16/06 at 9:12pm

Well, Moony, that explains the extra toes.

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#62

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/16/06 at 9:16pm

HOW in god's name did you come up with this? This is so convoluted that even Buckminster Fuller couldn't make sense of it.

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

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#63

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/16/06 at 9:16pm

If that's the only weird thing you have from all this inbreading, then count yourself lucky. Now Jane here.....well let's just not think out that.

#64

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/16/06 at 9:27pm

Well, it's not so much the number of toes, it's where they're located, that's the problem.

#65

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/16/06 at 9:32pm

Uh, oh. Did my itty bitty comment on the other thread this afternoon bring you to this, BSo? Sorry!

I've been doing something wrong. I'm only on one tree! At least I think it's supposed to be me.

I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#66

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/16/06 at 9:43pm

I think there are two more trees to be posted, girly. There's hope for you to sleep around, yet.

EDIT: oops! Only one more tree. It's not looking good.

Updated On: 3/16/06 at 09:43 PM

#67

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/16/06 at 9:47pm

I'm only on one tree, and I'm presuming my parents died of a freak limb explosion act.

Mary
Bob Martin Online

#68

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/16/06 at 9:50pm

Mary dear your parents are Amanda and Gerard Butler...Look to the left of your perverse chronologically age challenged family

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space

#69

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/16/06 at 9:53pm

BluCat, you did it again...

::bust a move::

#70

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/16/06 at 9:54pm

No, they're not really my parents. The right is my real family.

Mary
Bob Martin Online

#71

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/16/06 at 9:57pm

Evil clown is in no way affiliated with evil Santa or any of his subsidiaries...

Perhaps you're estranged from that branch after the...bum bum bum..."incident," Mary.

#72

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/16/06 at 9:59pm

I like to believe I'm a descendant of Greg Jbara. That way, I can eat fire whenever I please and have arms of steel.

Mary
Bob Martin Online

#73

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/16/06 at 10:03pm

Hmm. Something's missing. I can't quite put my finger on it...

Oh, I remember. I'm missing.

*sulks*

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#74

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/16/06 at 10:04pm

Oh, Baby. You are my sister at heart.

"While some feel it is a film related question, I seem to think it may be a 'I am thinking of losing my winkie' sort of question."
-cheezedoodle

#75

re: The BWW Family Tree....Part 2

Posted: 3/16/06 at 10:10pm

Baby, will you be my mother? (Or daughter... hell the families are screwed up enough anyways).

Mary
Bob Martin Online

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