The Boy Who Wants to Be a Mermaid (Merman?)
The Boy Who Wants to Be a Mermaid (Merman?)
WOSQ
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/18/03
#2The Boy Who Wants to Be Merman
Posted: 4/3/13 at 4:17pmYeah, Ethel Merman.
"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true. And that would be unacceptable."
--Carrie Fisher
#2The Boy Who Wants to Be Merman
Posted: 4/3/13 at 4:18pm
Video here, kinda incredible:
http://youtu.be/gKEi5Hd7Qkk
#3The Boy Who Wants to Be Merman
Posted: 4/3/13 at 4:19pmDid he learn nothing from "Another Gay Movie?" Mermen don't have co*ks or but*holes. Where's the fun in that?
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#5The Boy Who Wants to Be Merman
Posted: 4/3/13 at 4:24pmFor someone who loves his lifestyle, he looks so angry in all the pictures.
#6The Boy Who Wants to Be Merman
Posted: 4/3/13 at 4:29pmP.S. The company charges $2,729.50 for one of those tails.
#7The Boy Who Wants to Be Merman
Posted: 4/3/13 at 4:31pmOf course he lives in FL, why must it always be FL? (where I live)
"Some people can thrive and bloom living life in a living room, that's perfect for some people of one hundred and five. But I at least gotta try, when I think of all the sights that I gotta see, all the places I gotta play, all the things that I gotta be at"
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#8The Boy Who Wants to Be Merman
Posted: 4/3/13 at 4:35pmI saw this story splashed across the Internets and I couldn't help but think: Most people are mentally ill.
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#9The Boy Who Wants to Be Merman
Posted: 4/3/13 at 4:36pmI think that's the point of those "My Strange Obsession" shows.
#11The Boy Who Wants to Be Merman
Posted: 4/3/13 at 4:54pmWhen he has the blue tail on did he fart halfway through one of the shots? There were lots of bubbles coming out of the waistband right above his butt crack…enquiring minds wanna know!
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#12The Boy Who Wants to Be Merman
Posted: 4/3/13 at 6:10pmI think he just likes swimming and attention.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#13The Boy Who Wants to Be Merman
Posted: 4/3/13 at 6:34pmI wonder if he sexes up his boyfriend with the tail on...?
#14The Boy Who Wants to Be Merman
Posted: 4/3/13 at 6:57pmHOW?
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#15The Boy Who Wants to Be Merman
Posted: 4/3/13 at 7:06pmIt can't be that hard to cut a hole into the tail.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#16The Boy Who Wants to Be Merman
Posted: 4/3/13 at 8:33pmHell, if my husband wanted to do something that kept him looking that good, I'd be all for it!
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
#17The Boy Who Wants to Be Merman
Posted: 4/4/13 at 7:51am
What Matt said.
....but the world goes 'round
#18The Boy Who Wants to Be Merman
Posted: 4/4/13 at 9:09am
"When he has the blue tail on did he fart halfway through one of the shots?"
At least he didn't shart.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#19The Boy Who Wants to Be Merman
Posted: 4/4/13 at 10:11amThat would be the underwater answer to sky writing!
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#20The Boy Who Wants to Be Merman
Posted: 4/17/13 at 11:10am
This is so sad and an insult to people everywhere.
and an isult to Ethel Merman...
and to Esther Williams...
Why post this tripe.
"There's no damn business like show business - you have to smile to keep from throwing up." - Billie Holiday
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#21The Boy Who Wants to Be Merman
Posted: 4/17/13 at 12:19pmWhy bump something two weeks after everyone forgot it?
#22The Boy Who Wants to Be Merman
Posted: 4/17/13 at 12:35pmI know, Right? They always forget our pal...
"There's no damn business like show business - you have to smile to keep from throwing up." - Billie Holiday
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#23The Boy Who Wants to Be Merman
Posted: 4/17/13 at 12:57pmI wish I could forget that avatar of yours.
#24The Boy Who Wants to Be Merman
Posted: 4/17/13 at 1:07pm
It's my brother, Gino.
He loved Broadway and died this past year.
I wanted to pay tribute to him.
"There's no damn business like show business - you have to smile to keep from throwing up." - Billie Holiday
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