The Boy Who Wants to Be a Mermaid (Merman?)
#2
Posted: 4/3/13 at 4:17pm
Yeah, Ethel Merman.
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--Carrie Fisher
#3
Posted: 4/3/13 at 4:18pm
#4
Posted: 4/3/13 at 4:19pm
Did he learn nothing from "Another Gay Movie?" Mermen don't have co*ks or but*holes. Where's the fun in that?
#6
Posted: 4/3/13 at 4:24pm
For someone who loves his lifestyle, he looks so angry in all the pictures.
#7
Posted: 4/3/13 at 4:29pm
P.S. The company charges $2,729.50 for one of those tails.
#8
Posted: 4/3/13 at 4:31pm
Of course he lives in FL, why must it always be FL? (where I live)
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#9
Posted: 4/3/13 at 4:35pm
I saw this story splashed across the Internets and I couldn't help but think: Most people are mentally ill.
#10
Posted: 4/3/13 at 4:36pm
I think that's the point of those "My Strange Obsession" shows.
#12
Posted: 4/3/13 at 4:54pm
When he has the blue tail on did he fart halfway through one of the shots? There were lots of bubbles coming out of the waistband right above his butt crack…enquiring minds wanna know!
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#13
Posted: 4/3/13 at 6:10pm
I think he just likes swimming and attention.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#14
Posted: 4/3/13 at 6:34pm
I wonder if he sexes up his boyfriend with the tail on...?
#15
Posted: 4/3/13 at 6:57pm
HOW?
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#16
Posted: 4/3/13 at 7:06pm
It can't be that hard to cut a hole into the tail.
#17
Posted: 4/3/13 at 8:33pm
Hell, if my husband wanted to do something that kept him looking that good, I'd be all for it!
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#18
Posted: 4/4/13 at 7:51am
What Matt said.
....but the world goes 'round
#19
Posted: 4/4/13 at 9:09am
"When he has the blue tail on did he fart halfway through one of the shots?"
At least he didn't shart.
At least he didn't shart.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#20
Posted: 4/4/13 at 10:11am
That would be the underwater answer to sky writing!
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#21
Posted: 4/17/13 at 11:10am
This is so sad and an insult to people everywhere.
and an isult to Ethel Merman...
and to Esther Williams...
Why post this tripe.
and an isult to Ethel Merman...
and to Esther Williams...
Why post this tripe.
"There's no damn business like show business - you have to smile to keep from throwing up." - Billie Holiday
#22
Posted: 4/17/13 at 12:19pm
Why bump something two weeks after everyone forgot it?
#23
Posted: 4/17/13 at 12:35pm
I know, Right? They always forget our pal...
"There's no damn business like show business - you have to smile to keep from throwing up." - Billie Holiday
#24
Posted: 4/17/13 at 12:57pm
I wish I could forget that avatar of yours.
#25
Posted: 4/17/13 at 1:07pm
It's my brother, Gino.
He loved Broadway and died this past year.
I wanted to pay tribute to him.
He loved Broadway and died this past year.
I wanted to pay tribute to him.
"There's no damn business like show business - you have to smile to keep from throwing up." - Billie Holiday
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