The Broawayworld.com add-a-sentance story. — Page 5

#101

re: The Broawayworld.com add-a-sentance story.

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:37pm

Spider rises from the ashes and seeks revenge on insomniak and all the rosie wannabes. With Patinkins vocal chords in hand, he proceeds with his mission

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#102

re: The Broawayworld.com add-a-sentance story.

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:37pm

Rath is assigned head of costumes, and important job when the lead is a siamese triplet.

#103

re: The Broawayworld.com add-a-sentance story.

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:39pm

Monkey bites arm off to get rid of Rosie, considering her voice isn't really that bad.


She now seeks whoever did this to her to steal their arm.

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Real men are tenors.

#104

re: The Broawayworld.com add-a-sentance story.

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:40pm

insomniak points at Spider in hopes of not having to do her own dirty work.

#105

re: The Broawayworld.com add-a-sentance story.

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:41pm

with a flick of the wrist, Patinkins vocal chords wrap around insomniak and tosses her off the cliff. Now he is invincible

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#106

re: The Broawayworld.com add-a-sentance story.

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:41pm

Monkey refuses both their arms, for she loves them too much.


Suddenly a light bulb appears over her head, and she goes and sews herself to Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp.

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Real men are tenors.

#107

re: The Broawayworld.com add-a-sentance story.

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:43pm

insomniak whips out the Grimmerie she stole from Idina and makes herself fly.

She seeks revenge on Spider and laughs at Monkey, because it's rather obvious that you can't have sex with someone you're sewn to.

#108

re: The Broawayworld.com add-a-sentance story.

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:45pm

Karen Ziemba becomes Supreme Broadway Being and takes over. From this moment hence, every cast member of every show has the requisite talent for their respective roles.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#109

re: The Broawayworld.com add-a-sentance story.

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:46pm

Broadway collapses in on itself because all the stars except Cheno can't meet the requirments, and Cheno's too busy wiping Idina's blood off herself to perform.

#110

re: The Broawayworld.com add-a-sentance story.

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:48pm

The new 14 year old vampire Wicked groupies demand that Eden had to perform every single role on Broadway or else Karen Ziemba will meet an untimely death...

#111

re: The Broawayworld.com add-a-sentance story.

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:48pm

Monkey laughs at insomniak, who doesn't know quite how we're all sewn together.


Oh, and Monkey asks Ziemba what her first show will be.

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Real men are tenors.

#112

re: The Broawayworld.com add-a-sentance story.

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:49pm

insomniak feels rather dense and wanders off to find Adam Pascal and some thread.

#113

re: The Broawayworld.com add-a-sentance story.

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:49pm

She will star in the most successful and critically acclaimed production yet of MAME.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#114

re: The Broawayworld.com add-a-sentance story.

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:50pm

Hundreds of 14 year old girls say "No, bitch, Eden Espinosa will be playing MAME!" as they chase after Karen.

#115

re: The Broawayworld.com add-a-sentance story.

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:51pm

While Karen is being chased, Cheno climbs atop the throne.

#116

re: The Broawayworld.com add-a-sentance story.

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:52pm

Karen opens her mouth, sings 8 bars, and all the girls fall at her feet in worship. They never knew what singing was before that moment...

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#117

re: The Broawayworld.com add-a-sentance story.

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:52pm

Moneky sobs hysterically, for she is 14 and is hurt by all these comments.

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#118

re: The Broawayworld.com add-a-sentance story.

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:53pm

Cheno gets pissed that the Wickedites have discovered the talent that is Karen and sharpens her nails while plotting revenge.

Updated On: 8/25/04 at 09:53 PM

#119

re: The Broawayworld.com add-a-sentance story.

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:54pm

Monkey tries to calm Cheno down, but giving her compliments on how mature her voice sounds.

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Real men are tenors.

#120

re: The Broawayworld.com add-a-sentance story.

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:55pm

Cheno bleats in answer.

Updated On: 8/25/04 at 09:55 PM

#121

re: The Broawayworld.com add-a-sentance story.

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:55pm

Karen shoots rays of light from her eyes that paralyze Cheno's chords for life. As Cheno grabs her throat and gasps hysterically, Karen says evenly, "That, bitch, is for stealing STEEL PIER."

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#122

re: The Broawayworld.com add-a-sentance story.

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:56pm

insomniak roles her eyes and tells Cheno to lay off the Helium. Consequentially, insomniak no longer has eyes.

#123

re: The Broawayworld.com add-a-sentance story.

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:59pm

Monkey, out of love for insomniak, yanks her own eyes out and sticks them in insomniaks head.


She then hands her contacts case, glasses, and tells her that having 200/20 vision won't be fun.

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#124

re: The Broawayworld.com add-a-sentance story.

Posted: 8/25/04 at 10:00pm

insomniak thanks monkey profusely and informs her that that's most like an improvement over what her old eyes were. She would also like to ask what color the new ones are.

#125

re: The Broawayworld.com add-a-sentance story.

Posted: 8/25/04 at 10:01pm

Monkey tells insomniak that they change with the light. Sometimes green, sometimes hazel.

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Real men are tenors.