The Broawayworld.com add-a-sentance story.- Page 4

[LadyGuenevere]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:22pm

LG tries to protect Dubya, until Rosie arrives. "Screw this, she's gonna eat me then..." she murmurs as she leaves Dubya.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:22pm

George, after hearing the news of Rose coming after him.......calls his dad and asks what he should do. His response is "don't be prudent. Run bitch, run."

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:23pm

Suddenly, Satan appears, holding the contract that Dubya signed with him. With a wave of his pitchfork, Rosie becomes a small, timid, Kansan housewife. She instantly falls prey to Dubya's stupidity and promises to vote for him.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:24pm

Kerry, who comes out of the shadows throws his last purple heart at Rosie deflating her and Dubya tells him that he will give him the presidency for his courage.

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:24pm

Well, Broadway Monkey won't stand for this nonsense. 9 seconds later, and a couple punches, rosie's out for the count. Moneky goes off to find Orlando. Oh, and she kidnaps Spider.

[LadyGuenevere]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:25pm

LG cries at this prospect, and infuriated, bites Kerry- turning him into a vampire.

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:25pm

insomniak, being an Adam Fan, is stunned at his marriage to Rosie, so she gets out her Sporks of Mass Destruction and sets things right.
Sporks of Mass Destruction

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:26pm

and the vampires start their mission to save spider from what seems to be a terrible fate.

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:26pm

Kerry only has one thought- to get rid of Cheney. He does so, and decides he no longer wants to run America, but Jamaica.

[LadyGuenevere]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:27pm

Donna Murphy takes off her Manequin head, throws it at BroadwayMonkey, and tries to run off with Spider- once again.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:28pm

but, Spider plays a wicked game of Marco, Polo with Donna to tease her for not having a head.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:29pm

Richard Gere seeing all of this, takes the gerbil out of his butt and shoves it down Murphy's neck.

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:29pm

But alas, Donna is too late, as Monkey has made spider hypnotized, and a minion of her evil.

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:29pm

But insomniak gets the better of Donna and takes Spider herself, pushing him off a cliff in order to have more CZJ time.

[LadyGuenevere]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:29pm

Donna plops down and cries (hey, she has a gerbil in her nec) as Kristin Chenoweth shows up at the scene, on her hands and knees, bleating away. Updated On: 8/25/04 at 09:29 PM

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:30pm

But, Spider makes a web to protect himself from the sharp rocks below.

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:31pm

So insomniak tosses down Flowery, Spider's Mary Jane. Spider, good guy that he is, jumps to save her but he misses.

Meanwhile, Cheno's bubble is broken...

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:31pm

Monkey is furious. So she does the worst thing she can think of. She starts to sing.


With lungs of aluminum, she destroys eardrums across the country.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:32pm

Rosie hears Monkey singing and decides their voices will blend perfectly. She goes about mounting a revival of SIDE SHOW.

Updated On: 8/25/04 at 09:32 PM

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:33pm

Updated On: 8/25/04 at 09:33 PM

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:33pm

When plans with Rath are made, we set out to kick ass.


Cause we rock.

Updated On: 8/25/04 at 09:33 PM

[LadyGuenevere]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:34pm

Karen Ziemba herself sews Rath and Monkey together.

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:35pm

insomniak decides that if you can't beat 'em, you should join em. She auditions, knowing that she sounds just like Rosie and will therefore make it.

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:36pm

Considering Rath and I are now one, insomniak, Rath, and I are now a trio. But Rath and I work in a freakshow in our spare time, because of the sexy Cyclops.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:36pm

It's Rosie and Monkey who are sewn together. Rath can sing and therefore her voice does not blend with either of them. However, the part about the freak show is accurate.

Updated On: 8/25/04 at 09:36 PM