#76
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:22pm
LG tries to protect Dubya, until Rosie arrives. "Screw this, she's gonna eat me then..." she murmurs as she leaves Dubya.
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#77
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:22pm
George, after hearing the news of Rose coming after him.......calls his dad and asks what he should do. His response is "don't be prudent. Run bitch, run."
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#78
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:23pm
Suddenly, Satan appears, holding the contract that Dubya signed with him. With a wave of his pitchfork, Rosie becomes a small, timid, Kansan housewife. She instantly falls prey to Dubya's stupidity and promises to vote for him.
#79
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:24pm
Kerry, who comes out of the shadows throws his last purple heart at Rosie deflating her and Dubya tells him that he will give him the presidency for his courage.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#80
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:24pm
Well, Broadway Monkey won't stand for this nonsense. 9 seconds later, and a couple punches, rosie's out for the count. Moneky goes off to find Orlando. Oh, and she kidnaps Spider.
Real men are tenors.
#81
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:25pm
LG cries at this prospect, and infuriated, bites Kerry- turning him into a vampire.
#82
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:25pm
insomniak, being an Adam Fan, is stunned at his marriage to Rosie, so she gets out her Sporks of Mass Destruction and sets things right.
Sporks of Mass Destruction
Sporks of Mass Destruction
#83
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:26pm
and the vampires start their mission to save spider from what seems to be a terrible fate.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#84
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:26pm
Kerry only has one thought- to get rid of Cheney. He does so, and decides he no longer wants to run America, but Jamaica.
Real men are tenors.
#85
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:27pm
Donna Murphy takes off her Manequin head, throws it at BroadwayMonkey, and tries to run off with Spider- once again.
#86
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:28pm
but, Spider plays a wicked game of Marco, Polo with Donna to tease her for not having a head.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#87
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:29pm
Richard Gere seeing all of this, takes the gerbil out of his butt and shoves it down Murphy's neck.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#88
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:29pm
But alas, Donna is too late, as Monkey has made spider hypnotized, and a minion of her evil.
Real men are tenors.
#89
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:29pm
But insomniak gets the better of Donna and takes Spider herself, pushing him off a cliff in order to have more CZJ time.
#90
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:29pm
Donna plops down and cries (hey, she has a gerbil in her nec) as Kristin Chenoweth shows up at the scene, on her hands and knees, bleating away.
Updated On: 8/25/04 at 09:29 PM
#91
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:30pm
But, Spider makes a web to protect himself from the sharp rocks below.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#92
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:31pm
So insomniak tosses down Flowery, Spider's Mary Jane. Spider, good guy that he is, jumps to save her but he misses.
Meanwhile, Cheno's bubble is broken...
Meanwhile, Cheno's bubble is broken...
#93
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:31pm
Monkey is furious. So she does the worst thing she can think of. She starts to sing.
With lungs of aluminum, she destroys eardrums across the country.
With lungs of aluminum, she destroys eardrums across the country.
Real men are tenors.
#94
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:32pm
Rosie hears Monkey singing and decides their voices will blend perfectly. She goes about mounting a revival of SIDE SHOW.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Updated On: 8/25/04 at 09:32 PM
#95
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:33pm
Updated On: 8/25/04 at 09:33 PM
#96
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:33pm
When plans with Rath are made, we set out to kick ass.
Cause we rock.
Cause we rock.
Real men are tenors.
Updated On: 8/25/04 at 09:33 PM
#97
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:34pm
Karen Ziemba herself sews Rath and Monkey together.
#98
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:35pm
insomniak decides that if you can't beat 'em, you should join em. She auditions, knowing that she sounds just like Rosie and will therefore make it.
#99
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:36pm
Considering Rath and I are now one, insomniak, Rath, and I are now a trio. But Rath and I work in a freakshow in our spare time, because of the sexy Cyclops.
Real men are tenors.
#100
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:36pm
It's Rosie and Monkey who are sewn together. Rath can sing and therefore her voice does not blend with either of them. However, the part about the freak show is accurate.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Updated On: 8/25/04 at 09:36 PM
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