The Broawayworld.com add-a-sentance story.

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 4:17pm

This is a game. Basically, people just randomly add a few sentances to a continuing (and usually pointless) story. I'll start.

One day, insomniak was skipping down the yellow brick road (very quickly, as she was being chased by rabid Wickedites) when she ran into...

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 4:21pm

Donna Murphy, on her way to the pharmacy...

Updated On: 8/25/04 at 04:21 PM

[Albin]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 4:23pm

She needed to buy painkillers because she had a headache from all the people who told her she was awful when she performed on the Tony telecast.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 4:24pm

Suddenly someone come up behind her and swipes her purse. Donna screams out "Come back here!" The thief turns around and it's none other than Karen Ziemba. She takes off down the street, jumping over cars and dodging bullets from Donna until she comes to a safe little alley where she stops to take a breath.

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 4:24pm

On her way to Duane Reade, where she shops because she's a cheap be-yatch, she ran into Tonya Pinkins.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 4:27pm

who punched her in the back of her head and ran off with her shoes.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 4:29pm

Ziemba is later found in the alley, sobbing, "The maid stole my Blahniks!!"

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 4:30pm

Meanwhile, Idina Meznel swoops down from the sky

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 4:30pm

Then, suddenly Sutton Foster appeared.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 4:31pm

Gun in hand and shot that flying witch down. She went over to her, bleeding in the street and shot her twice in the face.

Just to make sure.

Updated On: 8/25/04 at 04:31 PM

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 4:31pm

and they battle over who has more groupies

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 4:32pm

Menzel had fallen on a warbling Kristin Chenoweth, crushing her.

Updated On: 8/25/04 at 04:32 PM

[LadyGuenevere]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 4:34pm

Kristin Chenoweth chokes Idina, again, just to make sure (you really could never be too sure with her..)...

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 4:34pm

When out of a phonebooth, appears Marc Kudisch

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 4:36pm

...having just changed into his Superfreak cape and tights.

[BwayTheatre11]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 4:36pm

How can you battle over how many groupies you have when one if them is dead??

[Ruffian]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 4:36pm

In Major Diva mode, LaPone stomps on the two of them, in her rush to go see Mandy about a POSSIBLE "EVITA" Revival

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 4:37pm

while dressed in her Sunset Boulevard gear

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 4:40pm

Chenoweth rises again, because she had star billing over Lupone, and rushes over to kick Marc Kudisch in the gonads because he was a **** to her.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 4:41pm

Luckily, he was wearing a cup

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 4:42pm

a very, tiny, tiny little cup according to reports.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 4:42pm

Everyone stops, mouths open, to watch as a hysterical barefoot Ziemba runs by screaming "OUTTA MY WAY!!! I'M GONNA KICK SOME SERIOUS WASHERWOMAN ASS!!!""

[Ruffian]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 4:43pm

..as Tonya decks her again...

[GovernorSlaton]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 4:47pm

Marc Kudisch and Tonya then run off to the alley and make out ferociously... Updated On: 8/25/04 at 04:47 PM

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 4:48pm

giving Ziemba a chance to grab her shoes and whack Tonya in the back of the head with a stiletto, screaming, "THESE DON'T GO WITH A MAID'S UNIFORM, YOU FASHION-IGNORANT BEYATCH!!".

Updated On: 8/25/04 at 04:48 PM