#51
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:49pm
At the mention of the word "babes", Carol Channing jumps out of a cake and starts shaking her groove thing and RAPPING about witches, puppets, and vampires. (Oh, my)!
The Broawayworld.com add-a-sentance story. — Page 3
#52
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:49pm
LG is just able to tackle Mandy and hold him to the ground as Boobs pulls out the stake...
Updated On: 8/25/04 at 08:49 PM
#53
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:50pm
and spider pulls out his pliers and goes directly for the vocal chords
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#54
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:55pm
While this is all happening, Karen Ziemba sneaks up on LG and bites her neck, causing her to let go of Mandy, and he struggles for his life as LG passes out.
#55
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:58pm
Ziemba grabs the pliers and pulls out Patinkin's vocal chords, saying NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO ACT, WON'T YOU, PRETTY BOY!!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#56
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:02pm
And Spider kills Ziemba for grabbing the pliers out of his hand and doing what he has always dreamed of doing himself. Spider grabs his hot mistress Catherine and lays a big kiss on her mouth as he is covered in blood.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#57
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:04pm
Wonder Woman swoops in, grabs Catherine, and flies away...for she loves her.
Real men are tenors.
#58
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:05pm
A headless Donna Murphy, noticing that Catherine was gone, starts to hit on Spidey...
#59
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:07pm
But spidey has this thing about not liking headless women, so he grabs a mannequins head out of a store window and puts in on her headless body. He kisses her cold, lifeless mouth. Then runs away to get Catherine back.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#60
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:08pm
Anthony Warlow descends from heaven, holding Catherine, and returns her to Spidey. "Thank you for taking Mandy's voice away from him," he adds, as he ascends once again. "I will give you one wish..."
Updated On: 8/25/04 at 09:08 PM
#61
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:09pm
but spidey lets go of Catherine just a moment to kiss Warlow's feet.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#62
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:10pm
Suddenly, Kristin Chenoweth re-appears. Her voice has been replaced by that of a bleating sheep. Miraculously, Wicked fans still flock (tee-hee) to the lottery for tickets. Sales of wool clothing skyrocket.
#63
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:12pm
But alas her return is short lived. She has only returned because of an alien implant that allowed her to breathe through her skin. As soon as the first little WICKED fanatic ran up and touched her, she suffocated and dropped dead on the sidewalk, cracking her skull open and exposing a gerbil on a wheel.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#64
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:14pm
Soon after Miss Chenoweth's sad demise, the Wicked team announces that Brooke Shields and Marissa Tomei will be taking over the roles of Galinda and Elphaba.
#65
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:15pm
Richard Gere chases the gerbil down Broadway.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#66
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:15pm
And, just as suddenly, the Weisslers take over as producers of Wicked. Soon starring as Idina = Rosie O'Donnell. As Glinda = Marilu Henner.
#67
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:15pm
This news is so horrifying that Ziemba comes back as a zombie, and kills all the producers in a slow, evil, painful way.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#68
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:15pm
and a revolt began by the 14 year old WICKED finatics. Brook Shields was crucified and Tomei was burned at the stake as the crowd of girls sang, "No one mourns the BITCHES. No one cries, they won't return"
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#69
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:16pm
(Guys, I wanted Matt to kill off Marissa himself. lol.)
LG bites all the Wicked fans and there suddenly is an increase of 14 year old girl vampires. They go off to chase Adam Pascal, because his blood is so hot.
LG bites all the Wicked fans and there suddenly is an increase of 14 year old girl vampires. They go off to chase Adam Pascal, because his blood is so hot.
#70
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:18pm
Suddenly, Dolly Parton takes over as producer of Wicked, set to star herself as Idina and Faith Hill as Glinda. Ticket sales plummet until Celine Dion steps in as Idina.
#71
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:18pm
As Adam has his neck sunk into, he decides he wants to marry Rosie O'Donnell. The fans of Adam are stunned.
Real men are tenors.
#72
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:19pm
Meanwhile, Tonya Pinkins is sitting at home on the toilet taking a massive dump when she receives a phone call telling her that her show is closing. Her eyes turn red and she propells herself off the bowl to hunt down The Beach Boys.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#73
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:19pm
and Rosie decides to eat him for she is hungry
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#74
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:20pm
Eating Adam has made Rosie into some kind of lusted after monster. She decides she wants George W. Bush.
Real men are tenors.
#75
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:20pm
Rosie continues eating until half of Broadway has been devoured. Now the size of a strip mall, Rosie declares Broadway Gayway and goes after George Dubya at the RNC.
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