The COOTTs (Getcher booty in hur!)- Page 14

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 1:53am

Youse mockin' mah high-browed-collar taste, ma'am?

[Plum]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 1:54am

All I had today was pizza for lunch and pizza for dinner.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 1:56am

You're leaving out the White Russian you had.

Was he good?

[Plum]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 1:57am

That sounds very disturbing coming from the Pleasantville cable guy.

[Jane2]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 8:49am

Mornin Tiff-yoo still have thet mushrume soop tast inyermouth t'day hon? Me, ahm goin to some hi class shindig t'day ta have me sum reel gormay chow!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 6:12pm

Mmmm...the leftovers for breakfast/lunch. And then a minty Rolaids for dessert!

[Plum]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 7:23pm

I just insulated my window with strips of a plastic shopping bag taped over the gap made by the rotting wood of my window frame.

I think I win the redneck contest for now.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 8:27pm

Wow. Yes, you win.

You'll win more points if you used duct tape - and if you reuse the plastic bag afterwards, you've walked away with the award!

[Jane2]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 11:08pm

Hey Tiffifat-you around? I jes came back from eatin thet gormay grub!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 11:09pm

Aym in en out ternight - too much good stuff on dem tee-vee and the telemaphone! How goes the gormay chow?

[Jane2]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 11:14pm

well I shoulda pigged out but i din't. I et some horse derves, they were sher good.
I had stake an sumkind of taters-I think they rooned em by puttin em up lak a aparatment building lak layers. Oh of cours I had som kind of funny shape macaroni lak a ribbin or bowtie. ugh-they put some erl or somthin in this little plate with sum red stuff in it. I didn'dt tuch thet. cake n icecreem for deeeeesert.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 11:15pm

Is dat stuffen a joisey spshultee?

[Jane2]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 11:21pm

we didn't get no stusffn.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 11:27pm

didjagetta goodie bag er sumpin? i's ushoolee give them packetsa cheeze wizz or a new wheel for them mobeel home!

[Jane2]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 11:29pm

nahhhh, there weren't nothin to take. these waitress girls took it all away before I got to scrapin every one's plates onto mine.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 11:31pm

gawd, knowing yer gerth, ya musterv cleareddem up that whole darned restrawnt! did they rawl you out?

[Jane2]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 11:32pm

yeh, they alls had to push at once. I's still burpin now.

[Jane2]

Posted: 7/19/07 at 1:06am

bump!

[Jane2]

Posted: 7/19/07 at 1:35am

I just read this whole thread and am still laughing out loud-good times!

[paradox_error]

Posted: 7/19/07 at 5:01am

I remember this thread!
What a laugh!

[Jane2]

Posted: 7/19/07 at 10:05am

I'm going to email Tiff!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 7/29/07 at 5:56pm

Where are all my COOTers at, yo????

I'm home!!!

[paradox_error]

Posted: 7/30/07 at 2:55am

Tiff!

OMG! We've missed you so much!

[Jane2]

Posted: 7/30/07 at 2:08pm

I hope yer trayler didnt git blown away by sum strom.