The COOTTs (Getcher booty in hur!)- Page 14
The COOTTs (Getcher booty in hur!)
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#325Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 2/26/06 at 1:53amYouse mockin' mah high-browed-collar taste, ma'am?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#326Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 2/26/06 at 1:54amAll I had today was pizza for lunch and pizza for dinner.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#327Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 2/26/06 at 1:56am
You're leaving out the White Russian you had.
Was he good? 
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#328Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 2/26/06 at 1:57amThat sounds very disturbing coming from the Pleasantville cable guy.
#329Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 2/26/06 at 8:49amMornin Tiff-yoo still have thet mushrume soop tast inyermouth t'day hon? Me, ahm goin to some hi class shindig t'day ta have me sum reel gormay chow!
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#330Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 2/26/06 at 6:12pmMmmm...the leftovers for breakfast/lunch. And then a minty Rolaids for dessert!
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#331Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 2/26/06 at 7:23pm
I just insulated my window with strips of a plastic shopping bag taped over the gap made by the rotting wood of my window frame.
I think I win the redneck contest for now.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#332Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 2/26/06 at 8:27pm
Wow. Yes, you win.
You'll win more points if you used duct tape - and if you reuse the plastic bag afterwards, you've walked away with the award!
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#333Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 2/26/06 at 11:08pmHey Tiffifat-you around? I jes came back from eatin thet gormay grub!
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#334Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 2/26/06 at 11:09pmAym in en out ternight - too much good stuff on dem tee-vee and the telemaphone! How goes the gormay chow?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#335Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 2/26/06 at 11:14pm
well I shoulda pigged out but i din't. I et some horse derves, they were sher good.
I had stake an sumkind of taters-I think they rooned em by puttin em up lak a aparatment building lak layers. Oh of cours I had som kind of funny shape macaroni lak a ribbin or bowtie. ugh-they put some erl or somthin in this little plate with sum red stuff in it. I didn'dt tuch thet. cake n icecreem for deeeeesert.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#336Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 2/26/06 at 11:15pmIs dat stuffen a joisey spshultee?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#337Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 2/26/06 at 11:21pmwe didn't get no stusffn.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#338Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 2/26/06 at 11:27pmdidjagetta goodie bag er sumpin? i's ushoolee give them packetsa cheeze wizz or a new wheel for them mobeel home!
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#339Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 2/26/06 at 11:29pmnahhhh, there weren't nothin to take. these waitress girls took it all away before I got to scrapin every one's plates onto mine.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#340Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 2/26/06 at 11:31pmgawd, knowing yer gerth, ya musterv cleareddem up that whole darned restrawnt! did they rawl you out?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#341Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 2/26/06 at 11:32pmyeh, they alls had to push at once. I's still burpin now.
#400Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 7/19/07 at 1:06ambump!
#401Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 7/19/07 at 1:35amI just read this whole thread and am still laughing out loud-good times!
#402Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 7/19/07 at 5:01am
I remember this thread!
What a laugh!
#403Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 7/19/07 at 10:05amI'm going to email Tiff!
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#404Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 7/29/07 at 5:56pm
Where are all my COOTers at, yo????
I'm home!!!
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#405Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 7/30/07 at 2:55am
Tiff!
OMG! We've missed you so much!
#406Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 7/30/07 at 2:08pmI hope yer trayler didnt git blown away by sum strom.
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