snot fruit? thet sounds gud.
dang! and here I was a hoppin' fer melon balls.
them's only fer weddins.
we lak the 6foot hogys at funrals.
It ain't seafoam!
ooh! Purdy!
I lak that bundle in the front.
im pretty shur that bundle in front is to put yer flask and beef jerky in.
Not a jar fer you ter pee in during the ceremony 'n all?
I dont need no jer.
yip, and darn proud of it to. makes things easyer.just poop and toss.
OK kiddies whose tern is it to shovel the path to the outhouse?
I'l git one a mah kids to do it when I see one.
yeh, some of ems is. I heard it from one of ems exwhafs second babydaddy.
yep, and thet's how they makes a livin.
i thank the gud lawd fah cops everday. how else'n wud we evr mek the ends meat?
glad you caught my drift.
wel weer too uv a kahnd, yew n me.
yep, are we joos or homos?
thas nawt evn funnie
Ah kin live wither joos but dem homobosekchewals scare them CRAP outter me! Dunno how yer kin maker livin' by bein' on Cops. I jus' thakn the good Lard is one less mouth ter feed!
Cheers, COOTTers!
*clinks 'spensif plastic two-pint tumblers of cheap beer*
We's livin' large today, kids. Don't be hatin' now!
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
Tiff, getcher ass to the Paris Hilton thread. You'll feel right at home; I guarantee it.
Whatdya think prompted me to bump this thread in the firsss place?
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
I had the feeling that might be the case. :P
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