#276
Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:01pm
snot fruit? thet sounds gud.
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#277
Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:02pm
dang! and here I was a hoppin' fer melon balls.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#278
Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:03pm
them's only fer weddins.
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#279
Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:04pm
we lak the 6foot hogys at funrals.
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#280
Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:10pm
It ain't seafoam!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#281
Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:10pm
ooh! Purdy!
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
#282
Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:11pm
I lak that bundle in the front.
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#283
Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:13pm
im pretty shur that bundle in front is to put yer flask and beef jerky in.
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#284
Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:17pm
Not a jar fer you ter pee in during the ceremony 'n all?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#285
Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:19pm
I dont need no jer.
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#286
Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:22pm
yip, and darn proud of it to. makes things easyer.just poop and toss.
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#287
Posted: 1/15/06 at 8:02am
OK kiddies whose tern is it to shovel the path to the outhouse?
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#288
Posted: 1/15/06 at 10:44am
I'l git one a mah kids to do it when I see one.
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#289
Posted: 1/15/06 at 10:53am
yeh, some of ems is. I heard it from one of ems exwhafs second babydaddy.
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#290
Posted: 1/15/06 at 11:09am
yep, and thet's how they makes a livin.
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#291
Posted: 1/15/06 at 12:52pm
i thank the gud lawd fah cops everday. how else'n wud we evr mek the ends meat?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#292
Posted: 1/15/06 at 12:53pm
glad you caught my drift.
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#293
Posted: 1/15/06 at 12:54pm
wel weer too uv a kahnd, yew n me.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#294
Posted: 1/15/06 at 12:56pm
yep, are we joos or homos?
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#295
Posted: 1/15/06 at 1:01pm
thas nawt evn funnie
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#296
Posted: 1/15/06 at 2:10pm
Ah kin live wither joos but dem homobosekchewals scare them CRAP outter me! Dunno how yer kin maker livin' by bein' on Cops. I jus' thakn the good Lard is one less mouth ter feed!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#297
Posted: 1/19/06 at 4:00pm
Cheers, COOTTers!
*clinks 'spensif plastic two-pint tumblers of cheap beer*
We's livin' large today, kids. Don't be hatin' now!
*clinks 'spensif plastic two-pint tumblers of cheap beer*
We's livin' large today, kids. Don't be hatin' now!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#298
Posted: 1/19/06 at 4:01pm
Tiff, getcher ass to the Paris Hilton thread. You'll feel right at home; I guarantee it.
#299
Posted: 1/19/06 at 4:06pm
Whatdya think prompted me to bump this thread in the firsss place?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#300
Posted: 1/19/06 at 4:07pm
I had the feeling that might be the case. :P
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