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#301

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Paris thread is a hoot!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
#303

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Goshdarnit, it got deleted!!!!

*sad Jaily* It's just as well...it would have only led me to pine away, just WISHING I could afford beer in a glass mug, too.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#304

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Aw, man! How are we supposed to archive our meltdown threads under these conditions? I tells ya.

ETA- Wait, what? It's still there...

Updated On: 1/19/06 at 04:15 PM

#305

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

OH, I just figured out why *I* can't see it...

I blocked Di2, and she started the thread. Hrmm. Now it means I'll have to UNblock her...OY.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#306

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

I's think yer just jellis, Jail.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#307

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Don't forget, I also can't hang out with the beautiful people.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#308

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Have you ever wet yourself at your desire to get in a show? Now a show man, mind you, but a show?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#309

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

I'd rather be po' than fat.


Wait, hang on...
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#310

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Ah'd rather be fat than inconteenent.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#311

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

But if yer fat, yer ARE er contenent. like urup. or kansas.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#312

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

gawd yew are SHTEWpid. INconteenent!! like wen ya kant hold yer water.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#317

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Dang it-I'd a cum over to yourn place for dinner but we jes finished ours and i'm washin out the popcorn dish.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#318

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

we ulredy et eneeway. nex tyme!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#319

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Just had to bump this because I was making dinner, thinking of you the entire time.

This evening, I went with gourmet Italian, and made fettucine del fungo e del tonno (mushroom and tuna fettucine), and le pain served with balsamic vinegar and olive oil.

The reality? Pre-packaged fettucine with a sauce concoction made up of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom Soup, canned tuna, two slices of Kraft processed cheddar cheese, salt and pepper to taste. Oh, and naturally, a little bit of parmesan from that packet Pizza Hut gave me with my order last week.

And my baguette with balsamic vinegar and olive oil? Not so much "baguette" as "two slices of pre-cut, store-bought flax toast". And the balsamic vinegar was made in Canada, not Italy.

All complemented by a can of Coke Zero (because this COOTT is going low-carb!).
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#321

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

I should take a picture of my leftovers. Tomorrow, the same with canned chicken! This is what happens when I don't go grocery shopping and the parents make me fend for myself.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#323

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Thank ya, Undi! I's be makin' you dis speshilty when yer in mah neck o' dem woods in April! Y'can buy dem Jack Daniels and Pepto-Beesmall, 'kay?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#324

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

EEEK! There's another photo of him from the front, isn't there?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

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