The COOTTs (Getcher booty in hur!)- Page 13

[mominator]

Posted: 1/19/06 at 4:08pm

Paris thread is a hoot!

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/19/06 at 4:11pm

Tiff, you always know what to do. Perfect segue!

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 1/19/06 at 4:14pm

Goshdarnit, it got deleted!!!!

*sad Jaily* It's just as well...it would have only led me to pine away, just WISHING I could afford beer in a glass mug, too.

[Plum]

Posted: 1/19/06 at 4:15pm

Aw, man! How are we supposed to archive our meltdown threads under these conditions? I tells ya.

ETA- Wait, what? It's still there...
Updated On: 1/19/06 at 04:15 PM

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 1/19/06 at 4:18pm

OH, I just figured out why *I* can't see it...

I blocked Di2, and she started the thread. Hrmm. Now it means I'll have to UNblock her...OY.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/19/06 at 4:19pm

I's think yer just jellis, Jail.

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 1/19/06 at 4:22pm

Don't forget, I also can't hang out with the beautiful people.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/19/06 at 4:33pm

Have you ever wet yourself at your desire to get in a show? Now a show man, mind you, but a show?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/19/06 at 7:05pm

I'd rather be po' than fat.


Wait, hang on...

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 5:20pm

Ah'd rather be fat than inconteenent.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 5:21pm

But if yer fat, yer ARE er contenent. like urup. or kansas.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 5:22pm

gawd yew are SHTEWpid. INconteenent!! like wen ya kant hold yer water.

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 5:25pm

anyways, everone nos that urup and cinteneenet are states.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 5:26pm

howdee jayn!!

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 5:27pm

Rathenberry! How miny rats did you see on yer propertee today.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 5:30pm

jest enuf fer supper!

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 5:34pm

Dang it-I'd a cum over to yourn place for dinner but we jes finished ours and i'm washin out the popcorn dish.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 5:35pm

we ulredy et eneeway. nex tyme!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 12:31am

Just had to bump this because I was making dinner, thinking of you the entire time.

This evening, I went with gourmet Italian, and made fettucine del fungo e del tonno (mushroom and tuna fettucine), and le pain served with balsamic vinegar and olive oil.

The reality? Pre-packaged fettucine with a sauce concoction made up of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom Soup, canned tuna, two slices of Kraft processed cheddar cheese, salt and pepper to taste. Oh, and naturally, a little bit of parmesan from that packet Pizza Hut gave me with my order last week.

And my baguette with balsamic vinegar and olive oil? Not so much "baguette" as "two slices of pre-cut, store-bought flax toast". And the balsamic vinegar was made in Canada, not Italy.

All complemented by a can of Coke Zero (because this COOTT is going low-carb!).

[Jane2]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 12:33am

GROSS TIFF!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 12:35am

I should take a picture of my leftovers. Tomorrow, the same with canned chicken! This is what happens when I don't go grocery shopping and the parents make me fend for myself.

[Jane2]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 12:36am

ah meen ah normaly lak mah whytrash food but yer makin me upchuk, Tiffifat.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 12:40am

Thank ya, Undi! I's be makin' you dis speshilty when yer in mah neck o' dem woods in April! Y'can buy dem Jack Daniels and Pepto-Beesmall, 'kay?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 12:52am

EEEK! There's another photo of him from the front, isn't there?

[Plum]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 1:52am

Your dinner sounds deeelish, Tiff.
Updated On: 2/26/06 at 01:52 AM