Swedish for Immigrants (svenska för invandrare) is just a Swedish language class that starts from the very basics. We all show up knowing nothing in Swedish, but many participants are refugees and many of the women have never written or read before. So, after a little bit of time in the intro group, they move us off to A, B, C or D. There are three levels in each letter except D. I went from intro to C2, but now I am in D. After that there is Swedish 1 and 2, which is typical high school Swedish. I have studied for a year. It's not very intense, but it moves at a comfortable pace. We had a $hit teacher for 6 months, but now I am learning quickly.
If you can count to 10 and don't think Carola is a car, you are already one step ahead of the game.

To pass for a Swede, you must also be able to drink lots of coffee, strong and black, automatically turn your face to the sun if it happens to pop out for a minute in the winter and have an opinion on the necessity or lack thereof of the Swedish monarchy.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than
f**ckin' perfect!