The Hardcore Gay Fanatics Thread! — Page 5
#102
Posted: 11/21/05 at 10:32am
Too much is never enough, dear.
(Well said, Annelle! Spoken like a true size queen...)
(Well said, Annelle! Spoken like a true size queen...)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#103
Posted: 11/21/05 at 10:34am
THAT'S TMI? C'mon, honey, I've been WAY more nasty than that!
#104
Posted: 11/21/05 at 10:37am
*peeks in and runs out*
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
#105
Posted: 11/21/05 at 1:07pm
I bought a harness at a leather bar last weekend. I'm told it looks quite nice on me.
"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey
#106
Posted: 11/21/05 at 1:10pm
Oh Kringas! Now I really wish I was coming to see you for Turkey Day! Good for you, girl! I used to be sooo shy about buying adult "material." I no longer do, thank the lord...Why is harris so scared?
#107
Posted: 11/21/05 at 1:36pm
Oh, thanks, lildogs. It was my first major purchase in that realm, and it was an impulse buy. It made me very popular that weekend, though.
"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey
#108
Posted: 11/21/05 at 1:40pm
I bought underwear at Wal-Mart yesterday. WHERE ARE MY KUDOS?
#109
Posted: 11/21/05 at 1:40pm
It'll only get better, Kringas...trust...
On another topic, though not really, I'm temping in an office today with TONS of cute guys! I just can't tell with business typse who's gay and who's not--they tend to be so closet-y at work...that or just not interested...
On another topic, though not really, I'm temping in an office today with TONS of cute guys! I just can't tell with business typse who's gay and who's not--they tend to be so closet-y at work...that or just not interested...
#110
Posted: 4/6/07 at 7:51pm
Here's another oldie, but goodie.that deserved to be resurrERECTED. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#111
Posted: 4/6/07 at 10:53pm
this morning i ate peanut butter panda puffs for breakfast while singing SMALL WORLD...over & over & over again....
#112
Posted: 4/6/07 at 11:00pm
I'm Gay, but only in my head.
Norn, I did the same, except I was pretending to be Cher as Mama Rose.
I only wish I was joking, and I'm honestly not.
Norn, I did the same, except I was pretending to be Cher as Mama Rose.
I only wish I was joking, and I'm honestly not.
Theatre is a safe place to do the unsafe things that need to be done.
-John Patrick Shanley
Updated On: 4/6/07 at 11:00 PM
#114
Posted: 4/6/07 at 11:08pm
I think that I out gay all of you, breakfast-wise:
I had a Slim-Fast bar and a coffee (with about five pumps of Cremora Hazelnut in it).
That's gayer than Carol Channing doing an Ethel Merman impersonation...
I had a Slim-Fast bar and a coffee (with about five pumps of Cremora Hazelnut in it).
That's gayer than Carol Channing doing an Ethel Merman impersonation...
"A coherent existance after so many years of muddle" - Desiree' Armfelt, A Little Night Music
"Life keeps happening everyday, Say Yes" - 70, Girls, 70
"Life is what you do while you're waiting to die" - Zorba
#115
Posted: 4/6/07 at 11:10pm
yeah, pump that cremora....
ok, now im gonna try SMALL WORLD in both Cher & Dolly voices.
ok, now im gonna try SMALL WORLD in both Cher & Dolly voices.
#116
Posted: 4/6/07 at 11:12pm
Yesterday at work Believe came on the radio and I challenged my straight, married, Conservative boss to show me his best Cher.
And he did.
And he did.
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
#118
Posted: 4/6/07 at 11:17pm
DG told us he was hardcore...
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
#119
Posted: 4/6/07 at 11:46pm
Ah, the good old hardcore gay days!
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#120
Posted: 4/7/07 at 3:12pm
I just asked my vagina and she said "Hell yeah! You are one hardcore lesbo!"
What great ones do the less will prattle of
#121
Posted: 4/7/07 at 3:45pm
I'm straight-up hardcore gay as I'm pumping it fiercely on my drive to work, windows rolled down, screeching at the top of my lungs so everyone in the straight world could hear:
Should I wear my hair in a ponytail?
Should I dress myself in pink Chanel?
Do I measure me by what you think?
AB-SO-LUTE-LY *NOT*!
AB-SO-LUTE-LY *NOT*!
Should I wear my hair in a ponytail?
Should I dress myself in pink Chanel?
Do I measure me by what you think?
AB-SO-LUTE-LY *NOT*!
AB-SO-LUTE-LY *NOT*!
#122
Posted: 4/7/07 at 3:54pm
We were at the Winter Party in Miami a few weeks ago and saw this big butch steroided muscle hunk on the dance floor while DJ Tony Moran was playing a mix of this song.
Butch Steroided Muscle Hunk was so drugged up he didn't even know he was mouthing the words "Should I dress myself in PINK CHANEL? AB-SO-LUTE-LY ... AB-SO-LUTE-LY *NOT*!"
It was hysterical.
Butch Steroided Muscle Hunk was so drugged up he didn't even know he was mouthing the words "Should I dress myself in PINK CHANEL? AB-SO-LUTE-LY ... AB-SO-LUTE-LY *NOT*!"
It was hysterical.
#123
Posted: 4/7/07 at 4:31pm
OMG! That sounds hysterical!
#124
Posted: 4/7/07 at 6:09pm
pj thats whats video/camera phones we invented for
and nope still not hard core here
and nope still not hard core here
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
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