The Holy Land Experience

#1

The Holy Land Experience

Posted: 2/10/06 at 3:53pm

And I thought it was bad when I overheard someone in Vegas say they didn't need to go to France now that they saw the Eiffel Tower at the Paris Hotel...
Tacky!

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#2

re: The Holy Land Experience

Posted: 2/10/06 at 3:54pm

Wow.

Just. wow.

How have I lived this long?

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#3

re: The Holy Land Experience

Posted: 2/10/06 at 3:58pm

Sweet Jesus.

...as a friend of mine would say.

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Updated On: 2/10/06 at 03:58 PM

#4

re: The Holy Land Experience

Posted: 2/10/06 at 3:59pm

oops - double post.

I'm speechless, though.

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Updated On: 2/10/06 at 03:59 PM

#5

re: The Holy Land Experience

Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:00pm

And it DID bare (sp?) repeating.

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#6

re: The Holy Land Experience

Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:00pm

SH*T.

..as another friend of mine would say.

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#7

re: The Holy Land Experience

Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:01pm

Please...not in front of Jesus! Or white, native Floridian Jesus, at least!

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#8

re: The Holy Land Experience

Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:02pm

Where are the roller coasters?

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#9

re: The Holy Land Experience

Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:02pm

Is this real?!??

Wow.

#10

re: The Holy Land Experience

Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:03pm

None. Ain't THAT a ripoff. Saw a story on this on one of the morning programs...the woman asked a kid if he missed the roller coasters. He said, 'No...I don't like roller coasters.' I screamed, 'SISSY!!!!!'

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#11

re: The Holy Land Experience

Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:04pm

Oh, how I love my state. There is no level to which we won't sink to earn a dollar.

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#12

re: The Holy Land Experience

Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:05pm

Well, damn. And, I was hoping for a Dolphin Nativity Pageant Show.

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#13

re: The Holy Land Experience

Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:08pm

Odd that they're open during the day on Saturdays.

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#14

re: The Holy Land Experience

Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:09pm

Gotta love the dress code:

Dress Code Inappropriate attire is not permitted at The Holy Land Experience. This would include things such as T-shirts containing offensive or derogatory symbols and language are not permitted, skimpy halter tops, short shorts and bathing suits.

No halter tops! Guess that means the Bush twins won't be allowed in...

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#15

re: The Holy Land Experience

Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:12pm

I've actually seen this, everytime i go to disneyworld(i go to my cousin's who live 45 minutes away and drive)i always pass it and try to figure out what it actually is, but all you can see is the back of a building

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#16

re: The Holy Land Experience

Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:15pm

I'm trying to convince all my friends to make a side trip when we visit for Gay Days. FUBAR, of course.

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#17

re: The Holy Land Experience

Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:17pm

And wearing red t-shirts--because everyone in Orlando knows what those red t-shirts mean!

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#18

re: The Holy Land Experience

Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:34pm

Has anyone who posts here ever gone to The Holy Land Experience? I'm fascinated.

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#19

re: The Holy Land Experience

Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:45pm

The roller coaster should be called The Holy Roller Coaster.

#20

re: The Holy Land Experience

Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:54pm

Hey--will they have a Sodom and Gemorrah ride? Maybe huge phallic pillars of salt...don't look back boys!

#21

re: The Holy Land Experience

Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:58pm

Hah...this is pretty ridiculous. Even though I was born in Jerusalem, I really don't think I would be that welcomed here.

Akiva

#22

re: The Holy Land Experience

Posted: 2/10/06 at 5:18pm

Even though I'm a dirty sodomite heathen, I'd love to see Jerusalem.

THE REAL JERUSALEM.

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#23

re: The Holy Land Experience

Posted: 2/10/06 at 5:20pm

It's amazing...although I am a little biased. But there is so much history in every location. And not the North American sense of history where it's like a hundred years old, or even the European sense of history where its a few hundred years old, but where everything has a story taht dates back literally thousands of years.

Akiva

#24

re: The Holy Land Experience

Posted: 2/10/06 at 5:21pm

Well yes...or you could go to the Fauxly Land which is a whole FIVE YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#25

re: The Holy Land Experience

Posted: 2/10/06 at 5:23pm

there was a thread about this awhile back. but it's still hecka funny everytime it's brought up.

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