The Holy Land Experience
The Holy Land Experience
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#0The Holy Land Experience
Posted: 2/10/06 at 3:53pm
And I thought it was bad when I overheard someone in Vegas say they didn't need to go to France now that they saw the Eiffel Tower at the Paris Hotel...
Tacky!
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#1re: The Holy Land Experience
Posted: 2/10/06 at 3:54pm
Wow.
Just. wow.
How have I lived this long?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#2re: The Holy Land Experience
Posted: 2/10/06 at 3:58pm
Sweet Jesus.
...as a friend of mine would say.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
Updated On: 2/10/06 at 03:58 PM
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#3re: The Holy Land Experience
Posted: 2/10/06 at 3:59pm
oops - double post.
I'm speechless, though.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
Updated On: 2/10/06 at 03:59 PM
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#4re: The Holy Land Experience
Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:00pmAnd it DID bare (sp?) repeating.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#5re: The Holy Land Experience
Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:00pm
SH*T.
..as another friend of mine would say.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#6re: The Holy Land Experience
Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:01pmPlease...not in front of Jesus! Or white, native Floridian Jesus, at least!
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
ihearttheatre
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/12/05
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#9re: The Holy Land Experience
Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:03pmNone. Ain't THAT a ripoff. Saw a story on this on one of the morning programs...the woman asked a kid if he missed the roller coasters. He said, 'No...I don't like roller coasters.' I screamed, 'SISSY!!!!!'
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#10re: The Holy Land Experience
Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:04pmOh, how I love my state. There is no level to which we won't sink to earn a dollar.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#11re: The Holy Land Experience
Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:05pm
Well, damn. And, I was hoping for a Dolphin Nativity Pageant Show. 
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#12re: The Holy Land Experience
Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:08pmOdd that they're open during the day on Saturdays.
"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey
#13re: The Holy Land Experience
Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:09pm
Gotta love the dress code:
Dress Code Inappropriate attire is not permitted at The Holy Land Experience. This would include things such as T-shirts containing offensive or derogatory symbols and language are not permitted, skimpy halter tops, short shorts and bathing suits.
No halter tops! Guess that means the Bush twins won't be allowed in...
LorelaiGilmore
Broadway Star Joined: 8/30/05
#14re: The Holy Land Experience
Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:12pmI've actually seen this, everytime i go to disneyworld(i go to my cousin's who live 45 minutes away and drive)i always pass it and try to figure out what it actually is, but all you can see is the back of a building
oy with the poodles already!
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#15re: The Holy Land Experience
Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:15pmI'm trying to convince all my friends to make a side trip when we visit for Gay Days. FUBAR, of course.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#16re: The Holy Land Experience
Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:17pmAnd wearing red t-shirts--because everyone in Orlando knows what those red t-shirts mean!
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#17re: The Holy Land Experience
Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:34pmHas anyone who posts here ever gone to The Holy Land Experience? I'm fascinated.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
The Grovers Corners Yenta2
Broadway Star Joined: 5/17/05
#18re: The Holy Land Experience
Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:45pmThe roller coaster should be called The Holy Roller Coaster.
#19re: The Holy Land Experience
Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:54pmHey--will they have a Sodom and Gemorrah ride? Maybe huge phallic pillars of salt...don't look back boys!
Link Larkin Wanabe
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/1/04
#20re: The Holy Land Experience
Posted: 2/10/06 at 4:58pm
Hah...this is pretty ridiculous. Even though I was born in Jerusalem, I really don't think I would be that welcomed here.
Akiva
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#21re: The Holy Land Experience
Posted: 2/10/06 at 5:18pm
Even though I'm a dirty sodomite heathen, I'd love to see Jerusalem.
THE REAL JERUSALEM.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
Link Larkin Wanabe
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/1/04
#22re: The Holy Land Experience
Posted: 2/10/06 at 5:20pm
It's amazing...although I am a little biased. But there is so much history in every location. And not the North American sense of history where it's like a hundred years old, or even the European sense of history where its a few hundred years old, but where everything has a story taht dates back literally thousands of years.
Akiva
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#23re: The Holy Land Experience
Posted: 2/10/06 at 5:21pmWell yes...or you could go to the Fauxly Land which is a whole FIVE YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#24re: The Holy Land Experience
Posted: 2/10/06 at 5:23pmthere was a thread about this awhile back. but it's still hecka funny everytime it's brought up.
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