"The Human Centipede"- WTF?
eatlasagna
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#25'The Human Centipede'- WTF?
Posted: 5/30/13 at 2:18am
I thought i'd bring this back... ha!
just saw Human Centipede 2 today on Netflix.... yikes... that is one sick and disturbing movie... maybe somebody who has seen this has seen more disturbing stuff... but i have never sat completely grossed out and disgusted during a movie... and I've seen 2 girls one cup!!!
the lead guy not only has a creepy look but was sadly pathetic yet just twisted... that scene with the baby had me in shock... and the laxative sequence... ugh...
and yet I will watch part 3 when it comes out!
#26'The Human Centipede'- WTF?
Posted: 5/30/13 at 5:44amMake sure you check out Serbian Film. You can download it on Pirate Bay. You're welcome.
#27'The Human Centipede'- WTF?
Posted: 5/30/13 at 6:32am
HC3 is going to star Eric Roberts (!). Also, both Dieter Laser (the original doctor) and Laurence R. Harvey (Martin) will be returning.
Brian07663NJ
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/21/06
#28'The Human Centipede'- WTF?
Posted: 5/30/13 at 8:40am
If you want a laugh - get the movie "Teeth"
Teeth movie trailer on YouTube
#29'The Human Centipede'- WTF?
Posted: 5/30/13 at 9:36am
>> maybe somebody who has seen this has seen more disturbing stuff... but i have never sat completely grossed out and disgusted during a movie...
But you, like many others, DID sit through it in its entirety. That's why the movie was made and has two sequels.
Updated On: 5/30/13 at 09:36 AM
#30'The Human Centipede'- WTF?
Posted: 5/30/13 at 9:42amNever watched it. Never will.
#31'The Human Centipede'- WTF?
Posted: 5/30/13 at 9:48amAs someone who watches as much horror as I possibly can, I have no desire to see this and even less to see the third one.
#32'The Human Centipede'- WTF?
Posted: 5/30/13 at 10:14am
Jordan, that's smart. The second one is terrible. It's the director trolling the critics who immediately dismissed the first film because of the premise. "Oh, you think that's disturbing? I'll show you disturbing. Hit that pregnant woman HARDER with the crowbar, you bald mute egg-shaped troll."
The worst part is that the black and white cinematography is gorgeous. It's just focused on really terrible images.
I'm a masochistic horror completest with OCD. I will wind up seeing the third film and hating myself for it.
#33'The Human Centipede'- WTF?
Posted: 5/30/13 at 10:19amIll watch anything scary but these aren't scary, just gross. And no matter how the studios try to market them, gore does not equal horror. That's why I'm looking forward to THE PURGE as much as I am. It reminds me of THE STRANGERS (my absolute favorite horror film in the past 10 years) so if its even half as good as that, I'll be happy.
#34'The Human Centipede'- WTF?
Posted: 5/30/13 at 10:21amJordan, when is The Purge being released?
#35'The Human Centipede'- WTF?
Posted: 5/30/13 at 10:25amJune 7th. AND it stars Lena Headey, who I've been in love with since that craptastic movie GOSSIP, 14 years ago.
Brian07663NJ
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/21/06
#36'The Human Centipede'- WTF?
Posted: 5/30/13 at 10:39amThanks for the heads up on The Purge - sounds great.
eatlasagna
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#37'The Human Centipede'- WTF?
Posted: 5/30/13 at 11:27am
"But you, like many others, DID sit through it in its entirety. That's why the movie was made and has two sequels. "
JohnAdams.... uh the point of my post wasn't to question why I sat through the movie or why anyone would watch it or make it... to clarify... this is the most disturbing/disgusting movie that I have ever saw... so if anyone out there has seen this movie, maybe they can tell me if there is a movie even more disturbing/disgusting that they have seen...
The Strangers.... damn that movie made me NEVER want to be home alone again EVER... nor did it make me want to visit friends who live far away in secluded areas!
i don't equate gore as scary or horror... i think i just kind of lump them all together sometimes... just laziness i guess... but i like gore
did anyone see Aftershock? i thought that was a pretty good movie... damn earthquakes! and it's probably the first time i truly ever enjoyed Eli Roth in a movie
Brian07663NJ
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/21/06
#38'The Human Centipede'- WTF?
Posted: 5/30/13 at 12:03pm
eatlasagne... reading your posts sounds like you need to experience "Blackout NYC"
It is probably as close to living a scary movie as possible - not the dracula/werewolf Halloween type but the actual victimization type without ghosts or goblins.
You must walk through alone!
#39'The Human Centipede'- WTF?
Posted: 5/30/13 at 12:36pm
I laughed all the way through HC2. Its sheer depravity and the lengths to which it went were so far over the top that I couldn't construe it as anything but a comedy.
I've seen a lot of equally sick movies (the sub-genre of German splatter picks can't even be described).
Having said that, HC2 is certainly no better than those films. It's pretty extreme. But I found it had a distinct sense of humor similar to the new breed of Japanese "grindhouse" films such as Robo Geisha and Tokyo Gore Police.
You want disturbing? Check out Irreversible by Gaspar Noe. It's not classified as a horror movie but I've yet to see anything as deeply upsetting as the infamous subway scene.
#40'The Human Centipede'- WTF?
Posted: 5/30/13 at 2:21pmAhhhhh!!! The Purge has Cersei Lannister!
eatlasagna
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#41'The Human Centipede'- WTF?
Posted: 5/30/13 at 2:28pm
Brian07663NJ... i've heard of blackout nyc and i will refuse to do stuff like that! i love watching horror and being scared but i don't enjoy being a part of it! my friends had me go with them to Knotts Scary Farm and I "hated" every second of it... i think i screamed the whole time while my friends were laughing at me! haha... they try to get me to go to the Universal Studios mazes but I just won't go! and the funny thing is my friend is also the exact opposite of me.. he goes to these things but refuses to watch scary movies!
Updated On: 5/30/13 at 02:28 PM
#42'The Human Centipede'- WTF?
Posted: 5/30/13 at 2:54pmBlackoutNYC make me angry but never scared.
#43'The Human Centipede'- WTF?
Posted: 5/30/13 at 7:25pmI really like The Strangers and I'm also looking forward to The Purge. I never find people that got into The Strangers that much. It's just so menacing in the best way possible. The Descent has the same kind of vibe with the monster angle. Pontypool is even more claustrophobic with a zombie angle.
#44'The Human Centipede'- WTF?
Posted: 5/30/13 at 7:31pmTHE STRANGERS was just such a welcome return to being genuinely SCARY after what seemed like a decade of non stop HOSTEL/SAW bullshlt.
#45'The Human Centipede'- WTF?
Posted: 5/30/13 at 8:32pmI really have no desire to see any of the Human Centipede movies, and probably never will.
JbaraFan1
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/14/04
#46'The Human Centipede'- WTF?
Posted: 5/30/13 at 8:59pmRight now I'm telling myself I have had enough, but knowing me, I probably will see the third one at least by the time it hits Netflix.
#47'The Human Centipede'- WTF?
Posted: 5/30/13 at 9:31pm
I just watched the first one on HULU two days ago. I liked it! Gross? YES! Stupid? YES! Bad acting? Par for the course. Much more enjoyable to the afore mentioned The Serbian Movie which I really felt like I had to shower after seeing.
#48'The Human Centipede'- WTF?
Posted: 5/30/13 at 10:13pmI've seen THC twice and both times, my hands felt shaky and it took me a few hours to recover. Same with PINK FLAMINGOS. Yikes.
JbaraFan1
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/14/04
#49'The Human Centipede'- WTF?
Posted: 5/31/13 at 1:21am
I read a full synopsis of The Serbian Movie and wished afterward that I had not even done that.
So I do have my limits.
Anyway my optimist side is saying: "Eric Roberts...set in prison...500 people in the chain...finally! Some Human Centipede cl(ass)!"
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