The Late Joan Rivers: 'Does this urn make my ash look fat?' — Page 2

#26

Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing

Posted: 8/28/14 at 4:50pm

If she dies, she told her own last joke last night at the Laurie Beechman: "I’m 81--I could go at any moment. I could fall over right here and you all could say, ‘I was there!’”


NY DAILY NEWS: Joan Rivers joked about her death day before surgery scare

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#27

Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing

Posted: 8/28/14 at 5:02pm

Is there a punch line?

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#28

Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing

Posted: 8/28/14 at 5:04pm

Apparently, she has died.

#29

Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing

Posted: 8/28/14 at 5:13pm

According to...?

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"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

#30

Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing

Posted: 8/28/14 at 5:29pm

And then the doctor slapped HER! Oh, it's just.

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#31

Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing

Posted: 8/28/14 at 5:37pm

She wants Billy Crystal to have a head start on her tribute. FEH- Robin Williams!

#32

Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing

Posted: 8/28/14 at 5:47pm

Looks like Kelly Osbourne may be out of work. JOKE

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#33

Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing

Posted: 8/28/14 at 5:52pm

A wiser band than I once sang, "And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make."

"Don'tchya HATE ... Yoko Ono... The Osmonds... Old people... Etc... etc... etc... etc... etc... etc... etc...." - Joan Rivers, RIP. Our thoughts go out to her foal Missy, who will ask for privacy at this difficult time while she prepares her tell-all.

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Updated On: 8/28/14 at 05:52 PM

#34

Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing

Posted: 8/28/14 at 5:58pm

U think she hasn't had it written for years now? Just a quick postscript and let the auction begin!

#35

Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing

Posted: 8/28/14 at 6:00pm

And then there's this headline:

Russia invades Ukraine; Syrian atrocity; Joan Rivers critical



San Jose Mercury News

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#36

Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing

Posted: 8/28/14 at 6:01pm

And then a couple years later the big reveal that Joan helped her write it. But Missy still won't be able to find work unless they're casting Mrs. Ed! Oh. It was just...

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#37

Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing

Posted: 8/28/14 at 7:32pm

Joan's in STABLE condition? There's a Melissa joke in there somewhere.

#38

Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing

Posted: 8/28/14 at 7:37pm

"Ma, Ma, I'm pulling the plug Ma! Oh crap it's just your electric razor"

Actual Joan River's line- edited for Missy

#39

Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing

Posted: 8/28/14 at 8:57pm

Will she postpone the revival of Sally Marr?

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#40

Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing

Posted: 8/28/14 at 9:30pm

I'm not a fan of Joan, but I hope she gets well soon. Regardless if she lives or not, this is still a really bad year with celebrity deaths.
Joan Rivers Placed in Medically Induced Coma Following Routine Surgery

#41

Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing

Posted: 8/28/14 at 9:50pm

Does anyone really get well soon after a medically induced coma? Especially at her age. Sounds to me like she's on her way out and, I must say, it's a rather enviably comfortable death.

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"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

#42

Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing

Posted: 8/28/14 at 10:13pm

The last thing I recall here saying was that the president was gay and the first lady was transgendered. I guess you can get away with anything by saying "It's a joke!" afterwards.

She's a nasty old bitch who should burn in hell.

IT'S A JOKE!

#43

Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing

Posted: 8/28/14 at 10:16pm

"Does anyone really get well soon after a medically induced coma? "

Where did you learn she was in that coma?

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#44

Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing

Posted: 8/28/14 at 10:18pm

You know who I feel terrible for? The earthworms.

#45

Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing

Posted: 8/28/14 at 10:20pm

I met her a few times and I was afraid she would be like her act. She was very kind. I hope she gets better fast. Praying for her. Lovely, lady.

#46

Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing

Posted: 8/28/14 at 10:26pm

ABC News's Aaron Katersky tweeted that Melissa says her mom is "resting comfortably."

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#47

Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing

Posted: 8/28/14 at 10:28pm

It depends- some people come out of coma completly mentally intact . W River's baseline- the line gets kinds blurry.

I'm not clear what the medical benefit is tho in this case- keep her from fighting the respirator? Not Usually. Reduce brain swelling? - atypical side effect of a respiratory arrest.

#48

Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing

Posted: 8/28/14 at 10:33pm

That is nice of you Corine.

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#49

Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing

Posted: 8/28/14 at 10:43pm

She has been very kind to Musto and I adore him. I hope she gets well soon.

#50

Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing

Posted: 8/28/14 at 11:00pm

It depends

Leave Joan's panties out of this! The only thing crappier than Joan's drawers is Melissa's careers prospects once Joan has finally been swallowed into the gaping maw of hell. Joke.