The Late Joan Rivers: 'Does this urn make my ash look fat?'- Page 2
The Late Joan Rivers: 'Does this urn make my ash look fat?'
#25Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 4:50pm
If she dies, she told her own last joke last night at the Laurie Beechman: "I’m 81--I could go at any moment. I could fall over right here and you all could say, ‘I was there!’”
NY DAILY NEWS: Joan Rivers joked about her death day before surgery scare
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#26Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 5:02pmIs there a punch line?
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#28Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 5:13pmAccording to...?
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
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#29Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 5:29pmAnd then the doctor slapped HER! Oh, it's just.
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#30Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 5:37pmShe wants Billy Crystal to have a head start on her tribute. FEH- Robin Williams!
#31Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 5:47pmLooks like Kelly Osbourne may be out of work. JOKE
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
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#32Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 5:52pm
A wiser band than I once sang, "And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make."
"Don'tchya HATE ... Yoko Ono... The Osmonds... Old people... Etc... etc... etc... etc... etc... etc... etc...." - Joan Rivers, RIP. Our thoughts go out to her foal Missy, who will ask for privacy at this difficult time while she prepares her tell-all.
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Updated On: 8/28/14 at 05:52 PM
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Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#33Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 5:58pmU think she hasn't had it written for years now? Just a quick postscript and let the auction begin!
#34Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 6:00pm
And then there's this headline:
Russia invades Ukraine; Syrian atrocity; Joan Rivers critical
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#35Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 6:01pmAnd then a couple years later the big reveal that Joan helped her write it. But Missy still won't be able to find work unless they're casting Mrs. Ed! Oh. It was just...
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#36Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 7:32pm
Joan's in STABLE condition? There's a Melissa joke in there somewhere.
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#37Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 7:37pm
"Ma, Ma, I'm pulling the plug Ma! Oh crap it's just your electric razor"
Actual Joan River's line- edited for Missy
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Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#38Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 8:57pmWill she postpone the revival of Sally Marr?
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#39Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 9:30pm
I'm not a fan of Joan, but I hope she gets well soon. Regardless if she lives or not, this is still a really bad year with celebrity deaths.
Joan Rivers Placed in Medically Induced Coma Following Routine Surgery
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#40Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 9:50pmDoes anyone really get well soon after a medically induced coma? Especially at her age. Sounds to me like she's on her way out and, I must say, it's a rather enviably comfortable death.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
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#41Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 10:13pm
The last thing I recall here saying was that the president was gay and the first lady was transgendered. I guess you can get away with anything by saying "It's a joke!" afterwards.
She's a nasty old bitch who should burn in hell.
IT'S A JOKE!
#42Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 10:16pm
"Does anyone really get well soon after a medically induced coma? "
Where did you learn she was in that coma?
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
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#43Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 10:18pmYou know who I feel terrible for? The earthworms.
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Broadway Legend Joined: 9/14/03
#44Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 10:20pmI met her a few times and I was afraid she would be like her act. She was very kind. I hope she gets better fast. Praying for her. Lovely, lady.
#45Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 10:26pmABC News's Aaron Katersky tweeted that Melissa says her mom is "resting comfortably."
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Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#46Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 10:28pm
It depends- some people come out of coma completly mentally intact . W River's baseline- the line gets kinds blurry.
I'm not clear what the medical benefit is tho in this case- keep her from fighting the respirator? Not Usually. Reduce brain swelling? - atypical side effect of a respiratory arrest.
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#47Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 10:33pmThat is nice of you Corine.
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
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#48Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 10:43pmShe has been very kind to Musto and I adore him. I hope she gets well soon.
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#49Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 11:00pm
It depends
Leave Joan's panties out of this! The only thing crappier than Joan's drawers is Melissa's careers prospects once Joan has finally been swallowed into the gaping maw of hell. Joke.
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