The Late Joan Rivers: 'Does this urn make my ash look fat?'

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/28/14 at 11:56am

Too soon? Grow up! It was a JOKE! Everybody's too sensitive. What does she care? She has a lot of money, she's going to worry about some little thread on a Broadway board. If she isn't dead, I mean. And in that case, she really doesn't care. It was a JOKE! If she's dead, Edgar's gonna kill himself again in the after life. What? It was a JOKE!

Does anybody know if this means Sally Marr will be recast?







Plastic believed to contain parts of Joan Rivers rushed to hospital. It's a JOKE!

Updated On: 9/12/14 at 11:56 AM

[tazber]

Posted: 8/28/14 at 12:05pm

Question:

If she dies do they bury her body or put it in the recycling bin?

Oh relax, it's a JOKE!

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 8/28/14 at 12:10pm

I hope she's going to be ok. She's one of my all time favorite people and I'm genuinely really worried right now..

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/28/14 at 12:17pm

Death will not keep Joan Rivers down. She's too mean to die. It was just...

[Roscoe]

Posted: 8/28/14 at 12:18pm

Think of the money they'll save on embalming.

Relax! It's a JOKE!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/28/14 at 12:23pm

Missy's gonna prop her mummy up and do several episodes of Fashion Police "Weekend at Bernie's" style. It's a JOKE!

[PalJoey]

Posted: 8/28/14 at 12:30pm

Breathe, Joan, BREATHE, godammit!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/28/14 at 12:31pm

Don't ya HATE old people? Yecccch.

[Roscoe]

Posted: 8/28/14 at 12:40pm

"Missy's gonna prop her mummy up and do several episodes of Fashion Police "Weekend at Bernie's" style."

And it'll be three weeks before anybody notices! JOKE!

[iluvtheatertrash]

Posted: 8/28/14 at 12:44pm

Too MEAN? Joan Rivers is one of the kindest and most gracious celebrities I have ever met. Her dedication to her fans, her love and appreciation of them, is boundless.

Not to mention the fact that she is a genius comedienne.

Praying for her. I hope there's lots more inappropriate jokes out of that big mouth of hers in the years to come.

[iluvtheatertrash]

Posted: 8/28/14 at 12:44pm

Too MEAN? Joan Rivers is one of the kindest and most gracious celebrities I have ever met. Her dedication to her fans, her love and appreciation of them, is boundless.

Not to mention the fact that she is a genius comedienne.

Praying for her. I hope there's lots more inappropriate jokes out of that big mouth of hers in the years to come.

[dreaming]

Posted: 8/28/14 at 1:05pm

I like her. She's very funny and I've actually met her in person-she was really sweet and gracious.

Those nasty comments are just cruel. How would you like it if it was your relative and people were saying things like that?

I wish her a speedy recovery and hope she gets back on stage soon! I was looking forward to seeing her live. (I loved listening to her commentary about theater-this was a little venue.)

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/28/14 at 1:06pm

Karma is a dead Palestinian civilian child! Oh! It was JUST...

[daisybeetle]

Posted: 8/28/14 at 1:07pm

Stable now.

http://www.broadway.com/buzz/177282/comedy-legend-broadway-vet-joan-rivers-in-stable-condition-following-surgery-complications/

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 8/28/14 at 1:07pm

Too MEAN?

According to whom? Those who dish it or those who can take it?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/28/14 at 1:12pm

She wouldn't have wanted it any other way. And to those who would criticize my JOKES I will now channel Joan when responding to criticism:

You sonuvabitch. It's a JOKE. My mother's dead. MY father's dead. Humor is how you get through things. Don't you try to tell ME you sonuvabitch. It's a joke! Dead people started it by DYING!

[Jane2]

Posted: 8/28/14 at 2:55pm

Well, I for one like her, and yes, she is a very nice person, and she's the only comic who has me howling with laughter. Best wishes for her recovery.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 8/28/14 at 3:11pm

And for those of you thinking that the "clinic" Joan was at when she stopped breathing was a plastic surgeon, GROW UP!

If Joan were having more work done, she would have instructed EMS to proclaim it loudly!

The address reported in the latest NY Times article is Yorkville Endoscopy at 201 East 93rd Street--a very nice place, I can say from personal experience. They do lovely colonoscopies.

But who knew they worked on vocal chords?



NY TIMES Update on Joan from 12:53 PM

[madbrian]

Posted: 8/28/14 at 3:12pm

Maybe that's for folks who talk out of their asses.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/28/14 at 3:18pm

"But who knew they worked on vocal chords?"

They don't but since nothing but mean crap cones out of Joan's mouth, they made an exception! OH! You don't know!

I do worry that their saying she's "stable" as code for waiting til her horse-faced daughter arrives to tell her her mother's gone. If so I hope they have plenty of carrots and sugar cubes for Missy. Oh! It is just... What? Missy once ran the Triple Crown! She had to pick up bagels, a dreidel for Cooper and a fancy new blanket to put under her saddle! Oh! And she paid RETAIL! Missy counted the change with her hooves! One-two-three dollars...

Updated On: 8/29/14 at 03:18 PM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/28/14 at 3:19pm

It's a JOKE!

Updated On: 8/28/14 at 03:19 PM

[Jane2]

Posted: 8/28/14 at 4:00pm

ooooh, what a roll you're on, Nams!

[PalJoey]

Posted: 8/28/14 at 4:21pm

I do hope you've prepared your obituary routine in advance.

[tazber]

Posted: 8/28/14 at 4:41pm

Hasn't everyone?

[PalJoey]

Posted: 8/28/14 at 4:50pm

If she dies, she told her own last joke last night at the Laurie Beechman: "I’m 81--I could go at any moment. I could fall over right here and you all could say, ‘I was there!’”


NY DAILY NEWS: Joan Rivers joked about her death day before surgery scare