The Meaning of Matt
The Meaning of Matt
#1The Meaning of Matt
Posted: 12/2/11 at 3:09pm
From Urbandictionary.com:
Matt: Ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is believed that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
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FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#2The Meaning of Matt
Posted: 12/2/11 at 3:11pmOne of my dearest friends IRL is named Matt. He is so prodigious in this area, we all refer to him as "Mattress."
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#2The Meaning of Matt
Posted: 12/2/11 at 3:24pmMatt - writing your own Urbandictionary entry is cheating.
#3The Meaning of Matt
Posted: 12/2/11 at 3:25pm
If I recall my "Truly Tastless Jokes," my name (my real one that is) means "a man with no arms and no legs stuffed down Tina Turner's throat."
I dated a Matt for a while. Not all that innacurate. But they never call, either!
#4The Meaning of Matt
Posted: 12/2/11 at 3:30pmWho has time to call?!?!
blaxx
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/28/05
#5The Meaning of Matt
Posted: 12/2/11 at 4:20pmI must have met the wrong Matts in the past. Perhaps they were lying and they all had a much much shorter name.
#6The Meaning of Matt
Posted: 12/2/11 at 5:28pm
A much, much shorter WHAT?
blaxx
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/28/05
#7The Meaning of Matt
Posted: 12/2/11 at 5:38pmA much much shorter Matt.
#8The Meaning of Matt
Posted: 12/2/11 at 5:42pm
OH I MISUNDERSTOOD
TxTwoStep
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/24/03
#10The Meaning of Matt
Posted: 12/2/11 at 5:50pmi thought Matt was the name of the quadruple amputee who always is on your doorstep or between the tub and terlet.
#11The Meaning of Matt
Posted: 12/3/11 at 3:58pm
My first college roommate was named Matt and by all accounts this is an accurate description.
...god I miss him....
#12The Meaning of Matt
Posted: 12/4/11 at 5:53pm
Hmmm, sorry to rain on your parade, but being Greek, I'm 99% sure that I've never heard of an eternal sex-god in our mythology and even if there was, he would never be called Matt, which sounds nothing like a Greek term or name ! 
Updated On: 12/4/11 at 05:53 PM
#13The Meaning of Matt
Posted: 12/5/11 at 2:25pmOh, just pretend it's the Bible. Written, adapted, translated and interpreted by and for Americans. We decide the true meanings and history of ALL religions since the rest of the world is incapable of doing so.
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