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#101

re: Snapple Fact of the Day

Bump. 100th post, too.

And, I decided, I'd post this just to give the thread a snese of 'denoument';

theodore roosevelt was the only president who was blind in one eye.


The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.


Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

Updated On: 8/15/06 at 06:08 PM

#103

re: Snapple Fact of the Day

No, I don't remember us doing so...
The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.


Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller
#104

re: Snapple Fact of the Day

Really? So the rest of them were blind in both...
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#105

re: Snapple Fact of the Day

What's wrong with OKLAHOMA? Mind you, I didn't used to like it until the revival from a few years back. It was that God-awful movie that ruined it for me at first. Then I saw the Hugh Jackman DVD which made me appreciate it more.

Oh my! What strange universe am I in, where someone could possibly prefer that wretched stage production of OKLAHOMA!, to the perfection that is the film? Whatever, as long as people are appreciating the works of R&H, I don't care what facilitates that.
#106

re: Snapple Fact of the Day

StageManager, you're too cute. I could kiss you...
The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.


Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller
#107

re: Snapple Fact of the Day

I would say the same for you if "Oklahoma" wasn't in your favourite shows list...

ETA: Take that JohnBoy2!
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

Updated On: 8/15/06 at 06:36 PM

#109

re: Snapple Fact of the Day

Er, it isn't. Let's skip ahead;

My earlier comment about [insert topic here] was written in jest, by the way.

*pinches stagemanager's cheek*
The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.


Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller
#110

re: Snapple Fact of the Day

StageManager2 apologizes.


BTW: FW, that picture is a bit disturbing.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

Updated On: 8/15/06 at 06:45 PM

#111

re: Snapple Fact of the Day

That's okay.

*gently tousles StageManager's hair, gives him a hard candy, and watches him skip off to play*
The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.


Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller
#112

re: Snapple Fact of the Day

StageManager2 turns around and says "I'm 15, piss off" and skips off into the distance.

That was also written in jest...
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#113

re: Snapple Fact of the Day

You're not 15, don't lie!

Back to where we were:

RobbO calls us ladies, and then I (or is it you?) say(s)

Ok, so back to Roosavelt...
The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.


Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller
#114

re: Snapple Fact of the Day

Two of the teachers are former boxers, and I'm trying to arrange a charity match between them, and I want ringside for that too. The loser would never live it down...mwahahaha.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#115

re: Snapple Fact of the Day

*catches up with StageManager (apologizes to Calvin and RobbO about what he's about to do), places him over his knee and gives him a good spanking*

I actually better not do that, I might enjoy it too much, but continue anyway...

The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.


Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

Updated On: 8/15/06 at 07:00 PM

#116

re: Snapple Fact of the Day

Thanks for the infomercial, Cal.

linnie, please stop putting me down now.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#119

re: Snapple Fact of the Day

Shortly after its invention in the 11th century, the fork was forbidden by the church because God-given food was only allowed to be touch by God-made fingers...
In the real world the only people who burst into song are the hopelessly deranged...
#120

re: Snapple Fact of the Day

God... gives food? I thought my mommy did.
"Hey, you! You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" -Family Guy
#121

re: Snapple Fact of the Day

So, from Presidents... to Popes!

re: Snapple Fact of the Day

This was Pope Urban VII (7th). He was Pope for THIRTEEN DAYS. Then he died of Malaria. What a jip. His only actual legacy as Pope was the worlds first smoking ban. During his thirteen days, no one was allowed to smoke or they'd be excommunicated.

The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.


Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

Updated On: 8/16/06 at 08:41 AM

#122

re: Snapple Fact of the Day

BUMP

"Real Fact" #118: Honeybees are the only insects that create a form of food for humans.
#123

re: Snapple Fact of the Day

Fun Facts:

- Ostriches were bred to be strong enough to pull chariots in Ancient Rome

- Mockingbirds can copy any sound at all (including cell phone rings, car alarms, doorbells, etc.)

- Pigs can get sunburned

- A fax machine cost around $20,000 in 1982

- Tycho Brahe lost his nose in a sword fight with a student. The fight was started because of a disagreement regarding a math problem.

SOURCE: The Little Giant Book of Science Trivia
#125

re: Snapple Fact of the Day

uh- wrong thread...lol


"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule "I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178

Updated On: 10/21/06 at 12:42 PM

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