The Most Random Thread EVER!

Ok, guys and gals. I am at work and bored out of my skull. So, this thread was created for people to post anything they want . . . from pictures, stories, random rants, etc.

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Miss Cleo comes out.

You're Welcome

And Miss Cleo actually admitting what she does is a scam . . . now that would be shocking.

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And this is just priceless

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Updated On: 9/23/06 at 03:07 PM

An old lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.



The doctor gives her a super strong Viagra pill, but warns her it’s still experimental and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner.



So, that night at dinner, she does. About a week later she goes back to see the doctor.



She says, 'Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you suggested. It wasn't five minutes and he jumps up, throws all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravishes me right there on the table.'



The doctor says, 'I'm so sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.'



'No . . . that's okay.” Replied the old lady, “We wouldn’t go back to that restaurant anyway.'

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sounds like a personal problem **wink, wink**

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Your personal problem, perhaps? 'Cause it sure as hell ain't mine!

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You're on notice!
Ha.

Updated On: 9/23/06 at 03:30 PM

I don't have any really random pictures on my computer. Only one of a guy trying to nail a nail into a board with a banana (that we froze with liquid nitrogen). Needless to say, it did not work.

So here's my cat:


Lovely, isn't he? 28 pounds.

Thanks. My cat used to one svelt, muscular little bugger, too. And then...he ate..constantly. The other cat I have (which is a female) is about 7lbs and a runt. I don't think my fat cat was fixed right. In the past he has tried to 'procreate' with the female.

And it's only 5? Wow. I think this is what happens when I'm on this site all afternoon.

http://www.jokes-cartoons.com/imagepic/465

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