Ok, guys and gals. I am at work and bored out of my skull. So, this thread was created for people to post anything they want . . . from pictures, stories, random rants, etc.
On one of the other threads we got sidetracked, talking about the movie "Stay Tuned" with John Ritter . . . which used to be my obsession movie when I was younger, because I always wanted to go into tv land.
haha. I was the sidetracker. I love that movie. Eugene Levy cracks me up. thanks for posting the most random thread Ever Spider!!
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And Miss Cleo actually admitting what she does is a scam . . . now that would be shocking.
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That is random.
And this is just priceless
An old lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.
The doctor gives her a super strong Viagra pill, but warns her it’s still experimental and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner.
So, that night at dinner, she does. About a week later she goes back to see the doctor.
She says, 'Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you suggested. It wasn't five minutes and he jumps up, throws all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravishes me right there on the table.'
The doctor says, 'I'm so sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.'
'No . . . that's okay.” Replied the old lady, “We wouldn’t go back to that restaurant anyway.'
^haha.
My mini cactus fell over in its pot today, but I can't get it to stay upright.
sounds like a personal problem **wink, wink**
Your personal problem, perhaps? 'Cause it sure as hell ain't mine!
Oh no, this b!tch didn't! **snaps three times and does black woman head turn**
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Updated On: 9/23/06 at 03:30 PM
Ok, this is so cool. None of this is animated. Your eyes are making it seem like it is moving. To test this, stare at any of the center black dots and it stops moving.
I don't have any really random pictures on my computer. Only one of a guy trying to nail a nail into a board with a banana (that we froze with liquid nitrogen). Needless to say, it did not work.
So here's my cat:
Lovely, isn't he? 28 pounds.
That's a pretty cat. I really want a black kitten.
Geez, I would have sworn in court that it was almost 7:00pm, but alas . . . 4:57pm
Thanks. My cat used to one svelt, muscular little bugger, too. And then...he ate..constantly. The other cat I have (which is a female) is about 7lbs and a runt. I don't think my fat cat was fixed right. In the past he has tried to 'procreate' with the female.
And it's only 5? Wow. I think this is what happens when I'm on this site all afternoon.
I just won two bucks on a $2 scratch ticket. But it took 6 minutes to scratch it. They should compensate me more just for the time lost and frustration caused by doing it! (It was a bingo-style ticket where you scratch off individual numbers..tedium, I tell ya!)
I think it's time to find more productive things to do...
Updated On: 9/23/06 at 05:29 PM
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