tracker
News on your favorite shows, specials & more!
Home For You Chat Register Games Grosses
pixeltracker

The Most Random Thread EVER!

The Most Random Thread EVER!

spiderdj82 Profile Photo
spiderdj82
#0The Most Random Thread EVER!
Posted: 9/23/06 at 2:59pm

Ok, guys and gals. I am at work and bored out of my skull. So, this thread was created for people to post anything they want . . . from pictures, stories, random rants, etc.


"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

spiderdj82 Profile Photo
spiderdj82
#1re: The Most Random Thread EVER!
Posted: 9/23/06 at 3:01pm

re: The Most Random Thread EVER!

On one of the other threads we got sidetracked, talking about the movie "Stay Tuned" with John Ritter . . . which used to be my obsession movie when I was younger, because I always wanted to go into tv land.


"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

Mandi Moo Profile Photo
Mandi Moo
Pippin Profile Photo
Pippin
#3re: The Most Random Thread EVER!
Posted: 9/23/06 at 3:03pm

haha. I was the sidetracker. I love that movie. Eugene Levy cracks me up. thanks for posting the most random thread Ever Spider!!


"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."

spiderdj82 Profile Photo
spiderdj82
#4re: The Most Random Thread EVER!
Posted: 9/23/06 at 3:04pm

You're Welcome

And Miss Cleo actually admitting what she does is a scam . . . now that would be shocking.


"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

Dabadoll
#5re: The Most Random Thread EVER!
Posted: 9/23/06 at 3:05pm

That is random.


Women should be obscene and not heard. ~Groucho Marx

Nepotism is only unfair when it helps other people.

spiderdj82 Profile Photo
spiderdj82
#6re: The Most Random Thread EVER!
Posted: 9/23/06 at 3:07pm

re: The Most Random Thread EVER!

And this is just priceless


"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
Updated On: 9/23/06 at 03:07 PM

StephenSondheimWHOO Profile Photo
StephenSondheimWHOO
#7re: The Most Random Thread EVER!
Posted: 9/23/06 at 3:11pm

oooh, *unpacks bags at new home*

spiderdj82 Profile Photo
spiderdj82
#8re: The Most Random Thread EVER!
Posted: 9/23/06 at 3:11pm

An old lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.



The doctor gives her a super strong Viagra pill, but warns her it’s still experimental and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner.



So, that night at dinner, she does. About a week later she goes back to see the doctor.



She says, 'Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you suggested. It wasn't five minutes and he jumps up, throws all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravishes me right there on the table.'



The doctor says, 'I'm so sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.'



'No . . . that's okay.” Replied the old lady, “We wouldn’t go back to that restaurant anyway.'


"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

catharsis Profile Photo
catharsis
#9re: The Most Random Thread EVER!
Posted: 9/23/06 at 3:17pm

^haha. re: The Most Random Thread EVER!

My mini cactus fell over in its pot today, but I can't get it to stay upright.

spiderdj82 Profile Photo
spiderdj82
#10re: The Most Random Thread EVER!
Posted: 9/23/06 at 3:18pm

sounds like a personal problem **wink, wink**


"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

spiderdj82 Profile Photo
spiderdj82
#11re: The Most Random Thread EVER!
Posted: 9/23/06 at 3:24pm

re: The Most Random Thread EVER!


"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
Updated On: 9/23/06 at 03:24 PM

catharsis Profile Photo
catharsis
#12re: The Most Random Thread EVER!
Posted: 9/23/06 at 3:24pm

Your personal problem, perhaps? 'Cause it sure as hell ain't mine! re: The Most Random Thread EVER!

spiderdj82 Profile Photo
spiderdj82
#13re: The Most Random Thread EVER!
Posted: 9/23/06 at 3:25pm

Oh no, this b!tch didn't! **snaps three times and does black woman head turn** re: The Most Random Thread EVER!


"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

spiderdj82 Profile Photo
spiderdj82
#14re: The Most Random Thread EVER!
Posted: 9/23/06 at 3:26pm

re: The Most Random Thread EVER!


"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

Mandi Moo Profile Photo
Mandi Moo
#15re: The Most Random Thread EVER!
Posted: 9/23/06 at 3:27pm

re: The Most Random Thread EVER!

spiderdj82 Profile Photo
spiderdj82
#16re: The Most Random Thread EVER!
Posted: 9/23/06 at 3:29pm

re: The Most Random Thread EVER!


"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

spiderdj82 Profile Photo
spiderdj82
#17re: The Most Random Thread EVER!
Posted: 9/23/06 at 3:30pm

Mandi--"Call me Saddamitra Hussein or I will kick your american lovin' ass" re: The Most Random Thread EVER!


"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

catharsis Profile Photo
catharsis
#18re: The Most Random Thread EVER!
Posted: 9/23/06 at 3:30pm

re: The Most Random Thread EVER!
You're on notice!
Ha. re: The Most Random Thread EVER!
Updated On: 9/23/06 at 03:30 PM

spiderdj82 Profile Photo
spiderdj82
#19re: The Most Random Thread EVER!
Posted: 9/23/06 at 3:34pm

re: The Most Random Thread EVER!

Ok, this is so cool. None of this is animated. Your eyes are making it seem like it is moving. To test this, stare at any of the center black dots and it stops moving.


"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

catharsis Profile Photo
catharsis
#20re: The Most Random Thread EVER!
Posted: 9/23/06 at 3:59pm

I don't have any really random pictures on my computer. Only one of a guy trying to nail a nail into a board with a banana (that we froze with liquid nitrogen). Needless to say, it did not work.

So here's my cat:
re: The Most Random Thread EVER!

Lovely, isn't he? 28 pounds.

spiderdj82 Profile Photo
spiderdj82
#21re: The Most Random Thread EVER!
Posted: 9/23/06 at 4:56pm

That's a pretty cat. I really want a black kitten.

Geez, I would have sworn in court that it was almost 7:00pm, but alas . . . 4:57pm


"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

catharsis Profile Photo
catharsis
#22re: The Most Random Thread EVER!
Posted: 9/23/06 at 5:05pm

Thanks. My cat used to one svelt, muscular little bugger, too. And then...he ate..constantly. The other cat I have (which is a female) is about 7lbs and a runt. I don't think my fat cat was fixed right. In the past he has tried to 'procreate' with the female.

And it's only 5? Wow. I think this is what happens when I'm on this site all afternoon.

catharsis Profile Photo
catharsis
#23re: The Most Random Thread EVER!
Posted: 9/23/06 at 5:29pm

I just won two bucks on a $2 scratch ticket. But it took 6 minutes to scratch it. They should compensate me more just for the time lost and frustration caused by doing it! (It was a bingo-style ticket where you scratch off individual numbers..tedium, I tell ya!)

I think it's time to find more productive things to do... Updated On: 9/23/06 at 05:29 PM

JerseyGirl2 Profile Photo
JerseyGirl2
#24re: The Most Random Thread EVER!
Posted: 9/23/06 at 5:35pm

http://www.jokes-cartoons.com/imagepic/465


Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!


Videos