The Most Random Thread EVER!- Page 4

[actor]

Posted: 10/1/06 at 7:57pm

was it good?

[cturtle]

Posted: 10/1/06 at 8:04pm

it was ... different. but not bad!

[actor]

Posted: 10/1/06 at 8:09pm

Haha, ok.

[LilDiva05]

Posted: 10/2/06 at 12:28am

I'm writing a ten-minute play for my Understanding Theatre class...I hate it. The theatre department can suck it.


Was that random enough?

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 10/2/06 at 8:10am

I want to go home and go back to bed! **pouts**

[actor]

Posted: 10/2/06 at 8:38am

That was random.

Posted: 10/2/06 at 6:15pm

Okay, here's the story.:

As of now, the girl is still in choir, Choral director is still teaching. The girl told me that she's going to have to have a meeting with the CD sometime. She will probably drop the class, too.

So the CD still has her job.

Posted: 10/2/06 at 6:33pm

Proffesor Oak, why aren't you wearing any pants?... I'm not sure, Ash.

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 10/2/06 at 6:38pm

I want to go have dinner at Olive Garden.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 10/2/06 at 6:49pm

Um . . . we are not supposed to have links to the "Site that must not be named"

And I just want some dinner . . . I don't care where!

Posted: 10/2/06 at 6:55pm

Cartman: Whutevah! I do what Ah Waunt!

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 10/2/06 at 6:58pm

"Ah put Jabba the Hut back into the original Star Wars. Whutevah, Ah do what Ah waunt"

[actor]

Posted: 10/2/06 at 9:50pm

Wow ladyofthelake. That link was a great way to get this thread deleted.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 10/3/06 at 8:05am

Another day at work . . . another day in the 5th circle of hell!

[GuyfromGermany]

Posted: 10/3/06 at 8:27am

*gives Spidey a hug*

BE STRONG!

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 10/3/06 at 8:30am

I shall try!

[MistressoftheHouse]

Posted: 10/3/06 at 11:03am

Stole this from another board...which stole it from somewhere else.

Anti Jokes

Knock knock.
Who's there?
The police. Your husband died in a car wreck.

A man goes to the doctor and pokes himself in the leg with his index finger. The man says "Ow! Doctor, it hurts whenever I poke myself here!" The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

Q. What's the difference between michael jackson and a toaster?
A. A toaster makes toast. Michael Jackson molests little boys.

Q. What did the rock say to the river?
A. Nothing, rocks can't talk.

Three men walk into a bar. They're all alcoholics, and they beat their wives.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And your mother is a whore

What did the deaf, blind, and mute kid get for Christmas?
Cancer.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
The pizza man.
The pizza man who?
Pizza Man Steve.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
The Holocaust.

Yo Mama's so fat, that she was instructed by the doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease or even a heart attack later in life.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede?
A media circus about the debate over the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

What do you call a dead blonde in the closet?
The victim of a horrible sex crime

How many dead babies can you fit in a blender?
The police report indicates three.


I'm sick, I know.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 10/3/06 at 11:31am

Has anyone else noticed that RobbO has been missing from the boards lately?

[catharsis]

Posted: 10/3/06 at 5:36pm

I didn't notice, but now that you mention it...I really haven't seen anything posted by him in awhile.

And House! I'll miss most of it tonight thanks to my Chinese class. Aren't they doing repeats until late October anyway? (Or am I thinking of something else?)

[Bal]

Posted: 10/3/06 at 6:43pm

I just got the complete Darkwing Duck on dvd and I thought I'd share.

And I like Marguerite Chauvelin's signature.

Yep.

[DancNdaMoonlite]

Posted: 10/3/06 at 6:53pm

I realllly want some In and Out right now.

Posted: 10/3/06 at 8:10pm

Artists are very biz*arre*.

Hearts SITPWG.

[DancNdaMoonlite]

Posted: 10/3/06 at 11:25pm

Lolol mistress those are funny.

Whats SITPWG?

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 10/4/06 at 1:51am

Sunday in the Park with George

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 10/4/06 at 10:09am

~FF~ Where does beauty and seductiveness fit in?

Aww, you make me blush. Strangely, being seductive is indeed apparently a common trait of the Libra/Scorpio cusp.



By the way, I LOVED those "anti-jokes". I have a few of my own, but I think I'd be kicked off the board if I posted them. And then I'd go directly to hell... without passing Go and without collecting my $200.