The Most Random Thread EVER! — Page 2

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Oh my GOD, Mandi.

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One more hour 'till I get to go home. HALLELUJAH!

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GOTTA love that pic, erika :)

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Home and Happy!

And Erika, that's . . . interesting.

"Captain's log 245640596. Today Spock and I finally fell victim to our curiousity towards each other. It started off with a sensual Volken death grip, and ended with us taking a bath together. Even though we are scared what will happen if anyone ever finds out, I am glad this has taken place. Now we are closer than any friends could be. Now, I am no more just his pal and captain . . . I am his bitch!"

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Updated On: 9/24/06 at 09:27 AM

ugh, you'd have to pay me to buy an American car, my next car....(if they'd let them into the US)

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Elphaba, what kind of car is that?

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That car probably costs more than I really want to think about.

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Well that's certainly...odd, and random! I don't even think I want to ask how that came about...

I'm doing Chinese homework. I decided to take a Chinese class at the college in my own to become more cultured. It's neat, I'd recommend it.


We definitely need to spread more light on this board. It's too dark, cynical, and politically motivated lately (granted, it always has been, but it's certainly gotten worse). Everyone should be happy, damnit, happy!

I wanted to take Chinese at my school but there was an additional course fee, and since Jessica is paying her own tuition this semester (in an effort to learn in her English class how to refer to herself in the first person rather than the third?)...

...I'll add a random thought. Garrett Hedlund is incredibly hot. *swoons*

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random is my middle name
ok well here are some of the most random (and unfunny) jokes i can think of!

*What cartoon character curses the most?
Answer-Road runner bcuz he is always going be-be-be or whatever sound he makes

*Why didnt the lobster share his toys?
Answer-Because he was shell-fish

*Why couldn't the pirates play poker?
Andwer-Because the captain was sitting in the deck (like the deck of a ship and a deck of cards)

*Why dont u play games in the jugle?
Answer-because there are a lot of chee-tahs (like cheaters)

yeah i hope u enjoyed my not funny jokes!

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