The way I figure it, if things like that are sending me to hell, then all of my friends will be there too and that'll probably make it the best party ever.
But yeah, if you'd want to PM those jokes, I'm always up for a good laugh...or one that sends me to hell.
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I think hell will be rather enjoyable! I love the tropics.
I'm bored out of my mind sitting in a hotel room in Sacarmento, California. Im watching a traffic jam on the freeway right now. The fools who travel alone and can't use the carpool lane!
Ouch! I'm sorry. I have an audition today for a solo in a local christmas event that I may not even be able to attend due to my job (the director knows this, but still wants me to audition anyway).
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
That's funny, spider, I had an audition yesterday for a solo in a Christmas concert. There were only six people there. There's one alto part, and there were only two altos. Unfortunately for me, the other alto has sung in choirs all around the world. I was so nervous about sight-reading it, I must've sounded like sh*t. Oh well.
Mmmm..scrambled eggs. I haven't had those in ages. I used to make really good ones, too.
I like scrabled eggs but I am sick to edeath of them, I have to eat them at least once aday becuase I must get my protein *is annoyed. Being a vegitarian is annoying sometimes
Wow, my son just jumped on my lap while I was drinking wine and watching the television. It spilled on the rug, my shirt, and the couch. The stain won't come out of any of them. That's not good...and wow, that's twice in one week that I've stained something (I stained my shirt when I spilled that coffee I posted about earlier). Ouch.
wow actor you do not have good luck with spilling do you?I know you guys really don't want to know this but i was eating pistashios and i sneezed and a mizture of chewed nut and snot came out all over me.
thought everyone would want to know. I follow lots of threads on BWW, but rarely post. I've followed this thread since it's origin, and I LOVE it. I read the anti-jokes to my friends a couple of days ago (we are all sick freaks). We have been telling them to normal people and watching their horrified expressions or telling them to others who are evil and watch them laugh hysterically like we did. So, if you have anymore PM them to me and keep the randomness comin. Don't let this thread die.