What is your professional future? I'll join your neurosis since I'm in the same boat. (I know it's your resolution not to be neurotic, but hell, you know that's gonna be broken by February.)
Good one for #3. My problem is more I don't let their problems be my problem, but since they lay it on me all the time, my problem is telling them to buy a diary or get over it. I can't tell you how many times I've tried to tell my friends "he's just not that into you" (HJNTIY), just to have them ignore me and then I'm stuck picking up the pieces when things go to hell in a handbasket.
Are you graduating in the spring?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell