Yeah, you're not the only one, nobiz. I thought it was Guido until I saw the Will & Grace episode where Will says gays are obligated to watch crappy movies like "Kiss Me Gweedo", and a lightbulb went on in my head.
And yes, Carl, you're welcome to be random. What's the topic today?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell