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The Official (And Original) Random Thread--It's BACK, biotches!!
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#6425Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories
Posted: 1/21/05 at 7:26pm
*feels faint* *hypochondriac* *dizzy* *nauseous*
That's so horrible, sweetie! When are you seeing your therapist? I can't even begin to comprehend...usually when they step on, I start to breath reeeaaaally shallow so not to ingest any of the stink vapours or essence. But sometimes the mere presence and body heat is enough to make me gag.
*runs to throw up*
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#6426Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories
Posted: 1/21/05 at 7:44pm
He was my therapist!!!! *regurgitates lunch*
Updated On: 1/21/05 at 07:44 PM
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#6427Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories
Posted: 1/21/05 at 7:51pmLove the av, El!
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#6428Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories
Posted: 1/21/05 at 7:52pmOH Ellie Dear how horrible.. I'm so sorry.. are you alright?
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#6429Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories
Posted: 1/21/05 at 7:55pm
Some weirdo just posted it on another thread. Says I, 'yoink!'.
BTW, was there any consequences from our 'philosophy discussion' last night? Consequences apart from my disturbed sleep, ongoing flashbacks, and years of analysis ahead of me, that is.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#6430Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories
Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:01pmOh my god Ellie you missed the funniest night. b_s_t and I threadjacked Lael Goddess thread, posted the pic for 30 seconds, and then took it down and hilarity ensued. Read the first two pages!
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#6431Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories
Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:03pm
haha, that was funny
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#6432Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories
Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:15pmi've got a pimple on my back. now how in the heck did it get there?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
broadway_star_tomorrow
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/04
#6433Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories
Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:17pm
the pimple fairy kissed you on the back.
i imagine the pimple fairy looks something like the man ellie was in the elevator with.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#6434Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories
Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:17pm
Why thank you for sharing that, Tiff! *is one to talk*
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#6435Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories
Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:20pm
Figures only a fairy would be kissing my back. *sigh* Seriously though, what the hell? This morning there was nothing, and just now I went to stratch my back and went, "Ow!" It just strung up!
And Ellie, how are you one to talk? Do you need to peel your face off of your pillow case every morning?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#6436Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories
Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:23pmWell I'm one to talk about sharing gross-osity! Did you really need that sweaty beast from the elevator entering your lives? And as for my skin, didn't you read closely enough? Porcelain. Delicate. *raspberry*
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#6437Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories
Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:28pm
Ellie's pic: 
Hey, I'm not one to talk about sheer nasty TMI discussions either. Did he smell...sour?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#6438Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories
Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:31pmHe smelled of grease, dog****, sweat, chicken, an old lady's crusty vag, vomit, smegma, gangreane....need I go on?
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#6439Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories
Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:35pm
*splutters*
You wretched little minx!!!!!! That is NOT me! And I do not want to be assosciated with that pic in any way, shape, or form!!*
Retract it at once!!!! Why I oughtta...
* I'm sure pictured gal is an exremely nice lady, with a good heart, and a pleasant demeanor. But let's face it, she's one ugly ****.
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#6440Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories
Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:36pm
ewww!!!!!!!!
**vomits**
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#6441Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories
Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:38pm
I pray I don't turn out like this: 
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
broadway_star_tomorrow
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/04
#6442Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories
Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:41pmew...what's wrong with it?
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#6443Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories
Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:43pm
What's 'ewww', Cam? Smegma? What's 'ewww' about smegma?
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#6444Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories
Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:49pmwtf??
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#6446Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories
Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:54pmis that an acronym?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#6447Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories
Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:55pm
Look it up on dictionary.com - you'll be pleasantly surprised!!
I'd post a link, except, well, I don't know how.
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#6448Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories
Posted: 1/21/05 at 9:09pm
you're description of the naasty man
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#6449Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories
Posted: 1/21/05 at 9:14pm
*screams*
dictionary.com:
smeg·ma ( P ) Pronunciation Key (smgm)
n.
A sebaceous secretion, especially the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS A PREPUCE??
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
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