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#6426

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 7:26pm

*feels faint* *hypochondriac* *dizzy* *nauseous*

That's so horrible, sweetie! When are you seeing your therapist? I can't even begin to comprehend...usually when they step on, I start to breath reeeaaaally shallow so not to ingest any of the stink vapours or essence. But sometimes the mere presence and body heat is enough to make me gag.

*runs to throw up*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#6427

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 7:44pm

He was my therapist!!!! *regurgitates lunch*

Updated On: 1/21/05 at 07:44 PM

#6428

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 7:51pm

Love the av, El!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#6429

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 7:52pm

OH Ellie Dear how horrible.. I'm so sorry.. are you alright?

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#6430

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 7:55pm

Some weirdo just posted it on another thread. Says I, 'yoink!'.

BTW, was there any consequences from our 'philosophy discussion' last night? Consequences apart from my disturbed sleep, ongoing flashbacks, and years of analysis ahead of me, that is.

#6431

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:01pm

Oh my god Ellie you missed the funniest night. b_s_t and I threadjacked Lael Goddess thread, posted the pic for 30 seconds, and then took it down and hilarity ensued. Read the first two pages!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#6432

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:03pm

haha, that was funny

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#6433

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:15pm

i've got a pimple on my back. now how in the heck did it get there?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#6434

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:17pm

the pimple fairy kissed you on the back.

i imagine the pimple fairy looks something like the man ellie was in the elevator with.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#6435

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:17pm

Why thank you for sharing that, Tiff! *is one to talk*

#6436

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:20pm

Figures only a fairy would be kissing my back. *sigh* Seriously though, what the hell? This morning there was nothing, and just now I went to stratch my back and went, "Ow!" It just strung up!

And Ellie, how are you one to talk? Do you need to peel your face off of your pillow case every morning?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#6437

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:23pm

Well I'm one to talk about sharing gross-osity! Did you really need that sweaty beast from the elevator entering your lives? And as for my skin, didn't you read closely enough? Porcelain. Delicate. *raspberry*

#6438

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:28pm

Ellie's pic:


Hey, I'm not one to talk about sheer nasty TMI discussions either. Did he smell...sour?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#6439

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:31pm

He smelled of grease, dog****, sweat, chicken, an old lady's crusty vag, vomit, smegma, gangreane....need I go on?

#6440

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:35pm

*splutters*

You wretched little minx!!!!!! That is NOT me! And I do not want to be assosciated with that pic in any way, shape, or form!!*

Retract it at once!!!! Why I oughtta...

* I'm sure pictured gal is an exremely nice lady, with a good heart, and a pleasant demeanor. But let's face it, she's one ugly ****.

#6441

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:36pm

ewww!!!!!!!!

**vomits**

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#6442

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:38pm

I pray I don't turn out like this:

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#6443

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:41pm

ew...what's wrong with it?

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#6444

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:43pm

What's 'ewww', Cam? Smegma? What's 'ewww' about smegma?
SMEGMA!!

#6445

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:49pm

wtf??

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#6446

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:50pm

SMEGMA, TIFF!

#6447

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:54pm

is that an acronym?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#6448

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 8:55pm

Look it up on dictionary.com - you'll be pleasantly surprised!!

I'd post a link, except, well, I don't know how.

#6449

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 9:09pm

you're description of the naasty man

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#6450

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 9:14pm

*screams*

dictionary.com:

smeg·ma ( P ) Pronunciation Key (smgm)
n.
A sebaceous secretion, especially the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.


WHAT IN THE HELL IS A PREPUCE??

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

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