#6451

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 9:15pm

I wonder why I never came here - luv Tiff (and whoever else was listed)

Keep on rockin' without stoppin'

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

#6452

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 9:18pm

If you know what's good for you, you'll list camerangel and b_s_t before they see your post and lay the smack down for neglecting them.

(And thank you for luvin' me.)

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#6453

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 9:19pm

I don't luv you, Tiff. Too much smegma.

#6454

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 9:20pm

meh, Tiff, meh....

Cam is cool...we have long discussions in dark alleys (allies? - WTF?)....but I meant in the title of the thread on the message board....

And BST doesn't like me, lol...but she's still cool - cause her name reminds me of the word for dreidle in hebrew....

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

#6455

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 9:26pm

Now what on EARTH would give you the idea that b_s_t doesn't like you??

Ellie, it that smegma? Yeesh, and all along I wondered why that yeast treatment wasn't working!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#6456

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 9:29pm

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#6457

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 9:31pm

um........That's wonderful to come to the thread to.

#6458

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 9:31pm

Mother of the divine christ, she's done it again!!!!

#6459

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 9:33pm

i have to agree what an interestering post. with tiff what else do you expect?

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need to defrag my brain.

#6460

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 9:36pm

HOTDAMMIT TIFF!

Stop posting pictures of yourself!

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

#6461

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 9:38pm

hey phantom--welcome to the thread by the way!!

#6462

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 9:39pm

Well, Ellie was implying that she'd like to see my smegma and I was happy to oblige.

I just have to figure out what part of my body that's coming from. Cuz it doesn't look like a prepuce OR a clitoris!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#6463

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 9:40pm

I most certainly was not implying that I would like to see it - I was simply stating your abundance of it.

#6464

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 9:44pm

Hi everyone.

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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain

#6465

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 9:44pm

Hi Nina.



Of course everyone comes online just as I'm sending Ellie some rather revealing photos of myself.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#6466

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 9:49pm

Tiff, that last comment made me laugh....And I don't wanna know where it's from...

bonsing - thanks (it's me bsobw if you didn't know)

OH TIFF - you'll like this one:

CONAN O'BRIEN'S IF THEY MATED

Flavor Flav + Brigitte Nielsen =

(note: these arent the exact pics they used - except for the last pic)

+

=

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

#6467

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 9:51pm

Wow, their child turned out better than I s'pected

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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain

#6468

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 9:55pm

Tiff - I wanna see revealing pictures of you!

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

#6469

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 9:55pm

ROTF!!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#6470

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 9:59pm

BSo...what gave you the idea that i don't like you?

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#6471

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 10:00pm

Because, BST, sometimes you talk down to me. Do you think you are better than I am? Huh? Look, I know I have some social problems so I ask that you please help me and move along with me. You lie to me over and over and I don't know what to beleive! I mean seriously, you make me crazy. You make my heart beat like crazy and make me shake and so nervous because of the way you talk to me. I don't know why you do this to me? Oh wait, I just realized I am not Raggy. This was fun, wasn't it?

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

Updated On: 1/21/05 at 10:00 PM

#6472

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 10:01pm

Ooooooooh--chicken--whyd you change your name??

How was everyone's Friday.

Oh I have an idea--let's tell stupid jokes---go!

#6473

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 10:03pm

good friday so far (I am Jewish - so not THAT good Friday)

bonsing - read my profile - the explanation is there, lol!

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

#6474

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 10:08pm

*gets dizzy*

*falls over*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#6475

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Posted: 1/21/05 at 10:09pm

WHy Tiff?

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com