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#6476

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

BSo....just because you have twelve learning disabilities and no teeth, i don't think i am better than you.

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories
AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#6477

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

*kicks Tiff in groin*

*watches as smegma spurts out wildly*

*goes into a coma*

Updated On: 1/21/05 at 10:10 PM

#6478

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

BST - you are too kind! You just made my day!
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
#6479

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

I think I've missed a lot...
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain
#6480

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

yeah, you did Nina...


To catch up, read my profile, then read the second or third to last page in the Rent Welcome Wagon - then you'll be caught up!
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
#6481

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Thanks, but I'm way too lazy. I'll just try and put the pieces together as I go along... :)
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain
#6482

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Between Bso's avatar, smegma and the Raggy imitations, I feel like I should cut down on the wacky tobaccie.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#6483

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

LOL....NEVER cut down!
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
#6484

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Ok, I'm done for today. Night all.
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain
#6485

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

I must leave soon too!

PARTY TIME!
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
#6487

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

And we've scared Nina and Chicken off!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#6488

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

SMEGMA!
#6489

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Can I just express my annoyance at people who IM me demanding to know information that is none of their business, and have no problem gossiping about me on a public forum?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

Updated On: 1/21/05 at 10:48 PM

#6490

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

yes you can
AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#6491

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Did anyone just catch Minnie Driver sing on the Tavis Smiley Show? She's pretty good. I got kind of a Sheryl Crow feel. And the lyrics were pretty good too.
#6492

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

I've heard her 'Everything In My Pocket' song...hmm, quite good. Wonder if her album's up to scratch.
#6493

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

I've heard her sing too. Very Sheryl Crow/Dido/Sarah Maclaughlan feel. I dig it.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#6494

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

The song she performed was "Invisible Girl". I'm usually leary at actors crossing over, but I hope her album is good.
#6495

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

Oh dear. Something wonky may be happening to BWW tonight as the servers move (See the main board). I'm leaving for about 45 minutes, but in case the site goes down, good bye and good night and hugs all around for everyone!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#6497

Ellie's Elevator Horror Stories

wait tiff--what happened with iming and stuff?
#6498

sunflower seeds!

gnight all.
#6499

sunflower seeds!

is anyone still here?
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#6500

sunflower seeds!

Hey....! I wasn't scared off - as I said, I went to a party...

Just to make everyone clear, I didn't IM Tiff with personal info!...well, not yet....j/k Tiff
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
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