The Official (And Original) Random Thread--It's BACK, biotches!! — Page 78
#1929
Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:58pm
So I'm like, "F*CK, nasty. Blood." and this guy is gasping and his wife is looking behind her, sees me, turns back around and keeps on with her business, all while the Chinese guy is screaming and banging on the plexiglass.
So I look closer, and the woman's hands are covered in blood. And she's holding a broken part of the cell phone in her hands, also bloodied. And she's crying too.
So I look closer, and the woman's hands are covered in blood. And she's holding a broken part of the cell phone in her hands, also bloodied. And she's crying too.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1930
Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:58pm
ok folks, i need to get going soon.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#1932
Posted: 11/8/04 at 12:01am
Bye Guido! Come back soon. How long will it be before we see you again?
#1933
Posted: 11/8/04 at 12:01am
You can't rush suspense, Guido! 
Okay, so I see this guy's arm is bleeding it appears that the woman is bleeding, but not as much.
So I run and holler for another officer and a security guard. And we swing open the plexiglass and pull the woman away. She tried to slash her wrist with the sharp piece of the cell phone fragment (turns out she chickened out, and the cut was only superficial), however her husband decided he'd rather be killed than go back to Slovenia. She she's trying to slash his wrist with the cell phone shard. And continues to do so as we're prying her off, and he's yelling for her to...I dunno...I don't speak that language, but it was something to get the job done fast, I'm thinking.
Okay, so I see this guy's arm is bleeding it appears that the woman is bleeding, but not as much.
So I run and holler for another officer and a security guard. And we swing open the plexiglass and pull the woman away. She tried to slash her wrist with the sharp piece of the cell phone fragment (turns out she chickened out, and the cut was only superficial), however her husband decided he'd rather be killed than go back to Slovenia. She she's trying to slash his wrist with the cell phone shard. And continues to do so as we're prying her off, and he's yelling for her to...I dunno...I don't speak that language, but it was something to get the job done fast, I'm thinking.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1934
Posted: 11/8/04 at 12:02am
alright babies...I gotta run. I'll be back sometime, i have no idea when or how long. hopefully it'll be soon.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#1935
Posted: 11/8/04 at 12:03am
So we pry them apart, take the cell phone shard away (duh), put the woman in handcuffs to restrain her...okay, end of story for her. She's put in a solitary cell.
We get the medics to come in and they wrap the guy's wrist up in bandages. (There wasn't any serious vessel damage, so it didn't require hospital attention. At that point.)
And we stick him in a solitary cement cell as well, in restraints.
We get the medics to come in and they wrap the guy's wrist up in bandages. (There wasn't any serious vessel damage, so it didn't require hospital attention. At that point.)
And we stick him in a solitary cement cell as well, in restraints.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1936
Posted: 11/8/04 at 12:03am
Oh, okay sweetie. Miss you lots! *kissies and hugsies* <-- how sickening is that?!
Miss you lots! *kissies and hugsies* <-- how sickening is that?!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1937
Posted: 11/8/04 at 12:04am
Wowie, Tiff. Wow. Interesting job...
Guido, I'll be waiting.
Guido, I'll be waiting.
#1939
Posted: 11/8/04 at 12:05am
Yeah, but it's not always like this, Ak. 
Every day we kick people out, but it doesn't get violent too often.
And I'm not done with this story yet.
Every day we kick people out, but it doesn't get violent too often. And I'm not done with this story yet.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1940
Posted: 11/8/04 at 12:08am
So they're stuck in different cells, they don't have their belongings anymore, the cell phone is...well...I don't know where it is, but it isn't with them.
And we keep hearing this soft thudding coming from the man's cell, but it's thick cement and metal, so I mean, we're like, how bad could this be? It ain't a padded room, but whatever. We're used to people banging against the walls, as if they're gonna be able to break out. Good luck. I mean, after the incident, the guy seemed pretty docile.
Then we hear glass breaking, another hard thud against the door and a whole lotta yelling.
And we keep hearing this soft thudding coming from the man's cell, but it's thick cement and metal, so I mean, we're like, how bad could this be? It ain't a padded room, but whatever. We're used to people banging against the walls, as if they're gonna be able to break out. Good luck. I mean, after the incident, the guy seemed pretty docile.
Then we hear glass breaking, another hard thud against the door and a whole lotta yelling.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1942
Posted: 11/8/04 at 12:09am
Buddy had ran his head into the mirror, broke the mirror (and well, kind of his head, in the process), then slammed against the door and started screaming.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1944
Posted: 11/8/04 at 12:11am
Why was there a mirror? Did the door open? Am I asking too many questions?
#1945
Posted: 11/8/04 at 12:12am
There's a really small mirror over the metal sink. More damage to his head than the mirror, but well, glass is glass.
The door didn't open. It's like, 1/2-1ft of pure metal, and the walls are cement brick. No one's going anywhere.
So yeah, that's pretty much my Crazy Slovenians Story. Not as interesting as the Korean. Sorry!
The door didn't open. It's like, 1/2-1ft of pure metal, and the walls are cement brick. No one's going anywhere.
So yeah, that's pretty much my Crazy Slovenians Story. Not as interesting as the Korean. Sorry!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1946
Posted: 11/8/04 at 12:12am
You Canadians can't even keep one man in a room... they need some better people in there.
#1947
Posted: 11/8/04 at 12:13am
haha Yeah cuz I bet the US Customs people have it easier!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1948
Posted: 11/8/04 at 12:13am
But what happened? What's the resolution? That's the end of the story?
?
?
#1949
Posted: 11/8/04 at 12:14am
You mean there's no happy ending? What ever became of them?
Did the man go to the big Slovenia in the sky?
Did the man go to the big Slovenia in the sky?
#1950
Posted: 11/8/04 at 12:14am
Not easier Tiff, we just know what we're doing.
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