The Official (And Original) Random Thread--It's BACK, biotches!!- Page 77

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:42pm

LOL. Thanks Nina. We need more Yanks to boost our tax dollars to pay my paycheque!

[Guido Contini]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:43pm

haha...thank god I'm marrying her soon.

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:43pm

Hey, Nina.

Ellie, you and I have working taste buds, if it's any reassurance. Just tell me it's not purple ketchup, Guido.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:43pm

Eww, purple ketchup. Nasty. We had purple, red and green ketchup in our fridge once. Try mixing them all together on one plate of fries. Just...ew.

Anyway, continuing the story.

[Guido Contini]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:44pm

umm no Nia...I only eat the red kind.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:45pm

I just re-read that...ketchup/mayo/mustard...and nothing else??

*takes moment until nausea passes*

Did I not mention mayonaisse is made from eggs and cow urine?
And where's the next installment of the story?

*drums fingers impatiently* Updated On: 11/7/04 at 11:45 PM

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:46pm

I should have figured that you would only eat Scarlet OSU pride Ketchup like a normal person, Guido. Tiff, on the other hand... what those crazy Canadians do when their brains freeze ober.

[Nina Myers]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:47pm

Ellie, but mostly all lotion is made from cow urine too. It makes your skin nice and soft! We need cows. Don't eat cows. Moo

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:47pm

Recap: The folks are sitting in the plexiglass bubble with a few other inrelated people, and they're waiting to be deported from Canada.

So the wife and hubby are sitting together and they're left unattended, more or less, because the bubble locks, and well, we're busy. Usually people aren't violent in the room, which is why we stick them all in here, until they're dangerous or violent, then they get put into the private cement cells down the hall.

So things are pretty quiet aside from sporadic yelling and panting from both of them. Screaming at the officers, screaming at the other inmates, etc. But they're not violent, and we're okay.

So they're left alone, and suddenly I hear one of the other people in the detention room pounding on the window screaming for help. And I'm like, "ugh, does he have to go pee?"

[Guido Contini]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:47pm

actually i dunno who lied to you, but there is no cow urine in mayonaise. it's vinegar, oil, and egg whites. (plus and minus some spices and such)

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:48pm

^^ That's true. Ever seen those "Thunder Stick" commercials?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:49pm

So I, and another officer, lumber over there to see what's shaking. And it was the Slovenian man's arm.

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:50pm

What about thunder stick?

I am so glad I don't eat mayonaise.

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:50pm

I'm kinda tired, yet i'm not going to sleep.

[Guido Contini]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:51pm

the slovenian man's arm was shaking?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:51pm

The thunder stick is like the blades in a blender, but open and on a stick, so they have this informercial that shows how you can stick eggs and oil into a bowl, stick the thunderstick in, and voila! Mayo!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:51pm

Was there a telling wet patch, Tiff?

[Nina Myers]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:52pm

What the...? His arm?

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:52pm

Wierd. Make-your-own mayonaise.

Whatever.

*grabs more popcorn*

[GovernorSlaton]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:53pm

I'm back. Continue with the story (as you are already).

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:53pm

So I see the slovenian man gasping in pain, kind of slunped, and his wife's kneeling/hovering over him with her back to me. And all I see is this blood tricking down from his wrist, dripping off his fingertips.

[Guido Contini]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:54pm

I do make my own mayonaise usually. it's better for you

[Nina Myers]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:54pm

Dang, I have to go right in the middle of the story. Someone update me later. Nighty Nights!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:55pm

And this happened a few weeks before the Korean Psycho, and it was my first experience seeing a live person bleeding that badly.

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:55pm

Ooooh, interesting.

Guido...

I lack words.