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#1901

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

LOL. Thanks Nina. We need more Yanks to boost our tax dollars to pay my paycheque! Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1902

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

haha...thank god I'm marrying her soon. Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD
#1903

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

Hey, Nina.

Ellie, you and I have working taste buds, if it's any reassurance. Just tell me it's not purple ketchup, Guido.
#1904

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

Eww, purple ketchup. Nasty. We had purple, red and green ketchup in our fridge once. Try mixing them all together on one plate of fries. Just...ew.

Anyway, continuing the story.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1905

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

umm no Nia...I only eat the red kind.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD
#1906

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

I just re-read that...ketchup/mayo/mustard...and nothing else??

*takes moment until nausea passes*

Did I not mention mayonaisse is made from eggs and cow urine?
And where's the next installment of the story?

*drums fingers impatiently*

Updated On: 11/7/04 at 11:45 PM

#1907

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

I should have figured that you would only eat Scarlet OSU pride Ketchup like a normal person, Guido. Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story Tiff, on the other hand... what those crazy Canadians do when their brains freeze ober.
#1908

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

Ellie, but mostly all lotion is made from cow urine too. It makes your skin nice and soft! Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story We need cows. Don't eat cows. Moo
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain
#1909

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

Recap: The folks are sitting in the plexiglass bubble with a few other inrelated people, and they're waiting to be deported from Canada.

So the wife and hubby are sitting together and they're left unattended, more or less, because the bubble locks, and well, we're busy. Usually people aren't violent in the room, which is why we stick them all in here, until they're dangerous or violent, then they get put into the private cement cells down the hall.

So things are pretty quiet aside from sporadic yelling and panting from both of them. Screaming at the officers, screaming at the other inmates, etc. But they're not violent, and we're okay.

So they're left alone, and suddenly I hear one of the other people in the detention room pounding on the window screaming for help. And I'm like, "ugh, does he have to go pee?"
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1910

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

actually i dunno who lied to you, but there is no cow urine in mayonaise. it's vinegar, oil, and egg whites. (plus and minus some spices and such)
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD
#1911

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

^^ That's true. Ever seen those "Thunder Stick" commercials?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1912

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

So I, and another officer, lumber over there to see what's shaking. And it was the Slovenian man's arm.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1914

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

I'm kinda tired, yet i'm not going to sleep.
#1915

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

the slovenian man's arm was shaking?
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD
#1916

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

The thunder stick is like the blades in a blender, but open and on a stick, so they have this informercial that shows how you can stick eggs and oil into a bowl, stick the thunderstick in, and voila! Mayo!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1918

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

What the...? His arm?
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain
#1920

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

I'm back. Continue with the story (as you are already).
#1921

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

So I see the slovenian man gasping in pain, kind of slunped, and his wife's kneeling/hovering over him with her back to me. And all I see is this blood tricking down from his wrist, dripping off his fingertips.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1922

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

I do make my own mayonaise usually. it's better for you
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD
#1923

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

Dang, I have to go right in the middle of the story. Someone update me later. Nighty Nights! Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain
#1924

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

And this happened a few weeks before the Korean Psycho, and it was my first experience seeing a live person bleeding that badly.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
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