Ok. I'm reading the Adam/Idina/Tracie fanfic and I seriously cannot stop laughing. I don't agree with it, I think it's something that should stay in one's personal journal and not published on the internet, but on top of it all -- it's SO poorly written! It's like a horrible romance novel. God.
“You won’t tell your husband?” Adam smiled and tickled her sides so he could sit up.
“No,” Idina sighed. “Promise me something though?”
Sorry, I know the fanfic has become a taboo topic of sorts here and I don't personally agree with it, but all the while, I can't stop laughing at it. I mean, if you're going to write smut, at least write it well. DINA GIRL.
Fanfic in general is all so god-awful and cliched. How many fics out there consist of someone coming down with the flu and the other person having to care for them...until they get better and suddenly it's NC-17 all the way!
Where did you find that one, Lexi? The cast fics LJ?
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never
knowing how
I've ruined so many things I loved by tainting my innocent mind with fanfic...Harry Potter, mainly. Heh. I remember one that had two professors...yeah, I don't really want to remember that one.
"A little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing." - Thomas Jefferson
Oy. Yes. Because they walk around quoting lines from the show they're in- especially in their sex lives. Nothing weird about that at all. I'm surprised no one's tried a Jesse/Wilson running naked through the Parthanon fic yet.
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never
knowing how
...I had to look. This part had me cracking up the most:
“Are you okay?” Adam asked near his ear. The bartender asked him what he wanted and he settled on some Bacardi and coke. He wasn’t really much of a drinker but what the hell. This was vacation right?
Adam not much of a drinker. Teehee.
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never
knowing how