The Official Adam Pascal Love Thread, part six- Page 184

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:45pm

Ok. I'm reading the Adam/Idina/Tracie fanfic and I seriously cannot stop laughing. I don't agree with it, I think it's something that should stay in one's personal journal and not published on the internet, but on top of it all -- it's SO poorly written! It's like a horrible romance novel. God.

“You won’t tell your husband?” Adam smiled and tickled her sides so he could sit up.

“No,” Idina sighed. “Promise me something though?”

“What Dina girl?”

“Take care of him Adam boy.”

I mean, what the hell? Dina girl?

[CanadianSnowbird]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:47pm

Ok everyone I'm back, so you have to stop talking about the book and the commentary .

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:48pm

AHAHA, Lexi! That's so awful!

[Fantabulous428]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:48pm

*zips mouth*

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:50pm

Sorry, I know the fanfic has become a taboo topic of sorts here and I don't personally agree with it, but all the while, I can't stop laughing at it. I mean, if you're going to write smut, at least write it well. DINA GIRL.

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:51pm

LOL.

Oh my God. *rolls onto floor, spits out drink*

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[opiv]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:52pm

BAHAHA. Dina girl, wow.

[KiminVA]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:52pm

And the crowd went...

Y-I-K-E-S!!!

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:53pm

Fanfic in general is all so god-awful and cliched. How many fics out there consist of someone coming down with the flu and the other person having to care for them...until they get better and suddenly it's NC-17 all the way!

Where did you find that one, Lexi? The cast fics LJ?

[Mandi Moo]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:54pm

Isn't it entertaining?

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:54pm

I can't believe I'm giving out links to this kind of stuff, but here you go:

http://community.livejournal.com/rentcastfic/

The Adam/Daphne one is HILARIOUS. They go from having a drink to having sex in about three sentences.

[CanadianSnowbird]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:55pm

Some of those fanfics are really out there. My favourite is still the camera/guitar slash. That camera's internal monologue was great.

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:56pm

HA. Inanimate object sex!

[KiminVA]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:56pm

Three sentences. Wow. That Pascal guy must be a smooooth talker! ;~)

[Mandi Moo]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:56pm

I still like the one where Maureen was murdering people with chopsticks.

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:59pm

“You look like a black cat,” Adam teased, sliding an arm around her waist.

“Well I am the Feline of Avenue B,” she grinned.

I don't know, but I've always wanted someone to hit on me with the line "you look like a black cat."

Anyway, I've got to go for a little while. Bah, I was having so much fun!

[guitargeek0624]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 2:05pm

I've ruined so many things I loved by tainting my innocent mind with fanfic...Harry Potter, mainly. Heh. I remember one that had two professors...yeah, I don't really want to remember that one.

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 2:05pm

Oy. Yes. Because they walk around quoting lines from the show they're in- especially in their sex lives. Nothing weird about that at all. I'm surprised no one's tried a Jesse/Wilson running naked through the Parthanon fic yet.

[KiminVA]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 2:06pm

“It was, I’m actually excited about doing this eight times a week,” he grinned


That made me laugh. There was some article where he was complaining bitterly about the hardships of 8 shows a week!

[Mandi Moo]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 2:06pm

I have love for fanfiction. I was big into ER fanfictions for a few years.

[opiv]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 2:06pm

“I’m okay,” he answered. “I would be a lot better if we could have sex in the bathroom.”

Smooth.

[KiminVA]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 2:07pm

Haha Opiv. Like Buttah...

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 2:15pm

hahaha. Subtle!

There's some good BBM fiction. I'm not into the Heath and Jake stories, but there's some GOOD Jack and Ennis stuff.

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 2:15pm

...I had to look. This part had me cracking up the most:

“Are you okay?” Adam asked near his ear. The bartender asked him what he wanted and he settled on some Bacardi and coke. He wasn’t really much of a drinker but what the hell. This was vacation right?

Adam not much of a drinker. Teehee.

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 2:18pm

*snort*