Because you're more well-rounded with diverse life experiences than they are, Atrias.
My laptop isn't working again. I went to turn it on just a bit ago and got the Blue Screen of Death. I installed Windows 5 days ago- HOW CAN IT CRASH ALREADY!?
*HEADDESK*
I guess karma is making up for all the problems I never had in the past with my computer. I'm going to Geek Squad tonight and they better fix it- I'm sick of dealing with daily technical support calls and I just want this to be over with.
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never
knowing how