The Official Adam Pascal Love Thread, part three — Page 369

#9201

Adam Is Not Sexier Than Michael Jackson's Urgle

Posted: 12/14/05 at 10:46pm

walkingthroughfire I think said it first. oh I forgot...we're supposed to call her walkie for a nickname.

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I recognize the addiction to being alive.

#9202

Adam Is Not Sexier Than Michael Jackson's Urgle

Posted: 12/14/05 at 10:48pm

Hm. Must've been one of those late-night things that those of us with 5:30 am alarms aren't awake to hear.

#9203

Adam Is Not Sexier Than Michael Jackson's Urgle

Posted: 12/14/05 at 10:51pm

Sometimes when I'm asleep late at night
I dream about making the world right
About taking one, large glorious chance
Like walking in the snow without any underpants

I wanna be a changer
As smart as Hermione Granger
I wanna scream out to all of the world
"Hey everybody my hair ain't curled!"

Updated On: 12/14/05 at 10:51 PM

#9204

Adam Is Not Sexier Than Michael Jackson's Urgle

Posted: 12/14/05 at 10:53pm

....

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A work of art is an invitation to love.

#9205

Adam Is Not Sexier Than Michael Jackson's Urgle

Posted: 12/14/05 at 10:53pm

BSo, I love you.

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"Blow out the candles, Robert, and make a wish. Want something. Want something."

Wishes come true, not free.

#9206

Adam Is Not Sexier Than Michael Jackson's Urgle

Posted: 12/14/05 at 10:56pm

*shakes head*

#9207

Adam Is Not Sexier Than Michael Jackson's Urgle

Posted: 12/14/05 at 10:58pm

Is he making this up?

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"Blow out the candles, Robert, and make a wish. Want something. Want something."

Wishes come true, not free.

#9208

Adam Is Not Sexier Than Michael Jackson's Urgle

Posted: 12/14/05 at 10:59pm

EM
Sometimes I can feel
My head reel
When I think about you
And all the things we can do

Sometimes I cry late at night
Thinking about seeing you in the light
And I just wanna say that you make me gurgle
Whenever I urgle you

ADAM
Sometimes you have to take a chance
Like eating liverwurst in your underpants
You just have to think about you and me
And baby you'll be...so extraordinarily...in love with me

Sometimes you gotta go with the the flow
Say "OK" and vote for the guy named Joe
You have to know that I love when you gurgle
Whenever I urgle you

EM and ADAM
Because when we urgle
We laugh and gurgle
Because there's nothing better than schmergling and furgling with you!

Updated On: 12/14/05 at 10:59 PM

#9209

Adam Is Not Sexier Than Michael Jackson's Urgle

Posted: 12/14/05 at 11:00pm

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#9210

Adam Is Not Sexier Than Michael Jackson's Urgle

Posted: 12/14/05 at 11:01pm

*jaw drop* Oh. My. God.

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"Blow out the candles, Robert, and make a wish. Want something. Want something."

Wishes come true, not free.

#9211

Adam Is Not Sexier Than Michael Jackson's Urgle

Posted: 12/14/05 at 11:01pm

Oh goodness...

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I recognize the addiction to being alive.

#9212

Adam Is Not Sexier Than Michael Jackson's Urgle

Posted: 12/14/05 at 11:04pm

Oh my.

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A work of art is an invitation to love.

#9213

Adam Is Not Sexier Than Michael Jackson's Urgle

Posted: 12/14/05 at 11:05pm

EM
(Scatting)
Zee tweedle dee dee dee za boo
Fa da di ma ma see oo chal oo
Zi ga da di
Bu di va di
Hum ti tum li za za more

ADAM
(Scatting)
Dee ah bee day zeedle li doo
Umpah la da fi ah ma moo
Twee twee la vi
Ga za va ni
Hum ti tum li zsa zsa gabor

Updated On: 12/14/05 at 11:05 PM

#9214

Adam Is Not Sexier Than Michael Jackson's Urgle

Posted: 12/14/05 at 11:07pm

Am I crazy or did that make some sort of sense?

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"Blow out the candles, Robert, and make a wish. Want something. Want something."

Wishes come true, not free.

#9215

Adam Is Not Sexier Than Michael Jackson's Urgle

Posted: 12/14/05 at 11:10pm

.

#9216

Adam Is Not Sexier Than Michael Jackson's Urgle

Posted: 12/14/05 at 11:11pm

ElphieDefiesGravity
There's this girl named insomniak
She doesn't like to be on her back
She always has to post a dot
That's what comes from too much pot

We aren't here to judge. Just to help.

Updated On: 12/14/05 at 11:11 PM

#9217

Adam Is Not Sexier Than Michael Jackson's Urgle

Posted: 12/14/05 at 11:12pm

Crack, BSo. Definetly crack.

#9218

Adam Is Not Sexier Than Michael Jackson's Urgle

Posted: 12/14/05 at 11:13pm

oy

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I recognize the addiction to being alive.

#9219

Adam Is Not Sexier Than Michael Jackson's Urgle

Posted: 12/14/05 at 11:14pm

insomniak
Never listen to that ElphieDefiesGravity
She never speaks with positivity
If she knew the real insomniak
She'd know the girl only does crack

#9220

Adam Is Not Sexier Than Michael Jackson's Urgle

Posted: 12/14/05 at 11:15pm

BSO I feel left out

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I recognize the addiction to being alive.

#9221

Adam Is Not Sexier Than Michael Jackson's Urgle

Posted: 12/14/05 at 11:15pm

Nia, we're stars!

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"Blow out the candles, Robert, and make a wish. Want something. Want something."

Wishes come true, not free.

#9222

Adam Is Not Sexier Than Michael Jackson's Urgle

Posted: 12/14/05 at 11:16pm

Cherub
Fantabulous428
Should be out on a great date
But instead she feels left out
So I wrote this diddy so she doesn't pout

#9223

Adam Is Not Sexier Than Michael Jackson's Urgle

Posted: 12/14/05 at 11:17pm

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I recognize the addiction to being alive.

#9224

Adam Is Not Sexier Than Michael Jackson's Urgle

Posted: 12/14/05 at 11:18pm

*is a crack-star* It's like being a junkie porn actor, but better!

#9225

Adam Is Not Sexier Than Michael Jackson's Urgle

Posted: 12/14/05 at 11:19pm

Michael Jackson's got an urgle
That should make all the girls gurgle
But they don't because the man
Looks like an ali-Anne