*creams* Jesus, Em, you gotta warn people before you pull that out!
You know, I was lurking here for the last few minutes, trying to come up with a funny Paige/Rice pun but couldn't think of anything. Then I thought of "All over that like white on rice", and had an image of Betty White draped over Tim Rice, and was paralyzed with horror for like, a minute.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell