I dunno about your harmlessness Em, I've heard some stories...
I got the guy thing in a more annoying way in junior high--like my mom and sisters wanting to know if I developed crushes so they could tease me about it. If executed well and the right words are chosen, this method could have a very long period of shutting them up about that.
Depending on the questions asked, though there's not much vary in them that's just how you choose your words...like let's say your mom says...Lilly(random name), are you dating/seeing anyone? If Lilly says no, mommy says something to well you better got started or what's wrong w/ you or tries to set her up, Lilly says something to the degree of well if you think it's that important, there is someone I find very attractive that maybe I'll pursue if you really think I should...mommy encourages...Lilly says okay, I'm gonna go call Marissa...mom, you'd love her, she's so nice, soo pretty. Mommy gets a horrified look on her face. Lilly says what, didn't you think I should be dating someone? It is months before Mommy brings up the subject again.
Okay totally could have shortened that by saying you say this, your mom says this, but making up names was fun. Anyway, something like that with the right parents can really do the trick.
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