Som, nope, it's not scary. It's more of a suspense/action film than a horror film, so you'll be fine seeing nekkid Vartan. I hope your DVD machine has a Zoom function. That's all I'm sayin'. Zoom. Function.
Ellie, it's not that your testicles are bigger than mine, so much as your penis is so small that the testicles manage to dwarf it. It's like two little cushions for a prune!
I'm not a VartanHo! (What's a VartanHo?) I'm actually not an Alias watcher either, but I do enjoy Jennifer Garner and she's in Vancouver a lot, so I follow what's going on so I know when I might be employed!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell