Umm...I think that unless you're sure of what you saw--er, thought--then you shouldn't report something as if you know for a fact. (Oh, wait-was that a different person?)
And sure I may have caused you to concuss your head, but knocking on wood would send me good karma, and it was worth sacrificing your noggin for that. Wait, unless that means my karma will come back to me.......
Anyway, I'm bored with you now, Em. You're the first member voted off of this tribe. Please gather your belongings and leave. The tribe has spoken.
*waves*
Dancing, was he any good?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell