They won't want to be abused by you any more, no matter how large your boobs are. Overabusing them leads to a rapid decline in age. Notice how childish you souuuuuunddddddddddddddddd.
I actually feel bad for the spork. I mean, it had such high hopes of hitting it off with Adam but it didn't happen. Poor thing. Now it's stuck up on your wall.
I dunno. Maybe the spork is chillin' with the other things on Emcee's wall.
It CAN'T be lonely, there.
"Oh, good. After all, I can rub my stomach and pat my head at the same time, and I can do it with my eyes closed while whistling 'The Entertainer.' That's rhythm for you."
~ Snaps, proving that White Boys CAN have rhythm
I'm sure the Sprok is well cared for.. Granted it didn't have the chemistry with Adam that everyone hoped for, but at the same time it has now become imortallized (as if it was ever mortal). It will ever be part of the adam shrine.. Urm I mean wall of love..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
As long as no one accidentally uses it to eat with. That'd have to be one desperate eater...
"Oh, good. After all, I can rub my stomach and pat my head at the same time, and I can do it with my eyes closed while whistling 'The Entertainer.' That's rhythm for you."
~ Snaps, proving that White Boys CAN have rhythm
"Oh, good. After all, I can rub my stomach and pat my head at the same time, and I can do it with my eyes closed while whistling 'The Entertainer.' That's rhythm for you."
~ Snaps, proving that White Boys CAN have rhythm
Like Adam this spork is larger than life.. someone would have to have a very large mouth to use it to eat with. Not to mention they would have to face the wrath of Em..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
I haven't seen Charlie and the Chocolate Factory yet. I loved the original, and I got to play Willy Wonka in my middle school's version of it a few years ago. I'm kind of curious about the movie, probably because everyone's been talking about how bad it is...
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