He was going to lay on top of a piano and strike a sexy pose, of course. It's what happens at piano bars.
Lari, I felt so ashamed! We should form a support group... 'Recovering DBZ Fangrrrrrrrls.' With seven 'r's because there are seven Dragonballs.
Please excuse me while I go sit in the shame corner.
"'But do you really mean, sir,' said Peter, 'that there could be other worlds --all over the place, just round the corner-- like that?'
'Nothing is more probable,' said the Professor..."
-The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe