Well I'm no expert but.. fogive me if this is kind of grotesque but you asked..
First you need to choose your sacrifice victim. The more unwilling the victim the greater the value it holds (especially if it's a victim you really dont want to lose)
Then you need to prepare them to be sacrificed, I recommend putting them in the micrwave for 3 to 5 minutes.
Then you need to rip open the exterior and toss the inards all over the room.. then you must dance among them.. Yes I know it's messy but you gotta do what you gotta do.. You must then leave the entrails of the victim strewn across the room until the mail comes..
If you have trouble choosing a victim may I suggest A bag of orville redibocker, movie theatre butter.
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
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