night hun talk to you tomorrow
Wow Second to the last thread fromthe bottom of the page.. that was close!
What!?!?! Nudity?? **eyes bug out of head** I'm sooo there..
How are you today?
Aww I'm sorry.. busy??
I'm just trying to make it till Thursday then I will be a happy girl..
Where is this nudity on the main board?
ok yay!!
**runs to read**
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
ALLIE!!! how are you?? dont feel bad I went to bed too late as well..
hehehehe EM Adam made the list several times..
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
Hey Cam! Hey Em!
It rained SO hard last night, and was very noisy, which kept me awake. Also, because of the rain, I had to close my window, which made it almost unbearably hot in here. So sleep wasn't happy.
But now it's Friday afternoon, and the weekend is officially upon me! *still praying to the mail gods* If Civilian doesn't get here today, it won't be here until Monday.
Aww no mail on Saturdays?? Maybe you need to do a sacrafice for the mail gods to make them happy..
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
Well I'm no expert but.. fogive me if this is kind of grotesque but you asked..
First you need to choose your sacrifice victim. The more unwilling the victim the greater the value it holds (especially if it's a victim you really dont want to lose)
Then you need to prepare them to be sacrificed, I recommend putting them in the micrwave for 3 to 5 minutes.
Then you need to rip open the exterior and toss the inards all over the room.. then you must dance among them.. Yes I know it's messy but you gotta do what you gotta do.. You must then leave the entrails of the victim strewn across the room until the mail comes..
If you have trouble choosing a victim may I suggest A bag of orville redibocker, movie theatre butter.
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I think more of an uncontrolled frolic works best.. and definately shake your boobs.. One should ALWAYS shake their boobs..
And yes, I know it will be difficult but you must sacrifice a bag of your beloved popcorn..
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
Uncontrolled frolic with boob shaking it is. I can see it now. My friends hear stange noises coming from my room. They open the door. "Hey, Allison, what's going o--" They see me shakin' ma thang amidst the popcorn strewn everywhere. "WHAT THE HELL?! Quick call the asylum!"
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Very good idea Allie.. the Dill pickle season shoudl help..
What's so funny about Allie's sacrifice Em?
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**takes phone away from Allie's evil mother**
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