Isn't it strange that the Drama Desks have a whole separate reception to give out the real awards? I know the Grammys, Oscars, etc. ship them out, I don't see why they don't just do the same. (Although, if it means more pictures of Raul for us to dissect, I guess it's not a bad thing...

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Call the understudy / I can't go on tonight / I'm drinking with my buddy / I'm getting good and tight / Before they raise the curtain I'll be higher than a kite / So call the understudy
I can't go on tonight