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#327

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:30pm

A: Because everyone is either stressed out to the max or they have no one to share the holiday season with.

Q: How should I spend my evening with my family who I don't really like... reading or try and locate a computer?
Am I cut out to spend my time this way?
#328

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:31pm

A: Becuase they see too many overly cheery Christmas movies that make theyre lives seem worse in comparison

Q: Why can't the man I'm madly in love with be at least ten years younger, have no kids or a wife, and actually be attainable?


Sorry Rathnait and DramaDork.
A: Los Angles.
A: If you have a good book, then the book. If not, find a computer.

Updated On: 12/24/05 at 03:31 PM

#329

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:36pm

A: I live right on the edge of Hollywood and West Hollywood (in oh, so many ways).

A: Locate the computer.

A: Because you should aim higher for yourself, and quit chasing attached guys.

Q: Why are there so many songs about rainbows?
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#330

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:38pm

A. Because it's not easy being green.

Q. Why don't I live in Australia?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#331

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:39pm

A: Because your commute to work would be hell.

Q: Will I ever get out of this chair and go shopping?
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#333

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:40pm

A: Because God's bored and trying to get entertainment.

Comment about best12bars answer: I was talkin about Adam Pascal, so I'm not actually going after him.

Q: What should I do today?

Updated On: 12/24/05 at 03:40 PM

#334

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:41pm

A: Because "It's Christmastime in Hell."

A: Relax, see a movie. Eat a cookie.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#335

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:43pm

A. Because he suspected his real family was in Australia.

Q. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#336

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:43pm

A: Because they long to be close to you.

Q: Why did you totally make me laugh with that one?
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#339

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:45pm

A: Anytime but this one.

Q: shermanslave --- How did you know?


EDIT: Why is this thread going so fast that I can't keep up with it? Stop the Internet, I want to get off!!!

A: SJP's 60 if she's a minute.

Q: What's the best recipe for a Margarita?
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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Updated On: 12/24/05 at 03:45 PM

#341

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:52pm

A. Because he eats too fast.

Q. Why was I not born rich?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#342

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:52pm

A: Because he's an Olsen twin.

Q: Why do I bother?

EDIT:

A: You're rich with talent and personality.

Q: Ain't it enough?

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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Updated On: 12/24/05 at 03:52 PM

#343

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:54pm

Oh man. Both of those were so good, best12, that I'm not worthy to respond.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#344

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:54pm

A; If you were born rich, your personality would not be so wonderful.

A: You bother because it's easier than slitting your wrists.

Q; Was it a good idea for my partner and I to skip Chritmas this year?
Please visit Bitchy Waiter
#346

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:58pm

A: Sit through "Cheaper By the Dozen Part 2." (even though a friend of mine is in it.)

Q: Why isn't there anything good on TV right now?
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#348

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:59pm

A: Because she reads her bank balance to the left of the camera.

Q: I repeat, why isn't there anything good on TV right now?
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
blocked: logan2, Diamonds3, Hamilton22

Updated On: 12/24/05 at 03:59 PM

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