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The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...
#325re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...
Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:29pm
A. It's all the drinking.
Q. Where do you live?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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#326re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...
Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:30pm
A: Because everyone is either stressed out to the max or they have no one to share the holiday season with.
Q: How should I spend my evening with my family who I don't really like... reading or try and locate a computer?
Am I cut out to spend my time this way?
#327re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...
Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:31pm
A: Becuase they see too many overly cheery Christmas movies that make theyre lives seem worse in comparison
Q: Why can't the man I'm madly in love with be at least ten years younger, have no kids or a wife, and actually be attainable?
Sorry Rathnait and DramaDork.
A: Los Angles.
A: If you have a good book, then the book. If not, find a computer.
Updated On: 12/24/05 at 03:31 PM
#328re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...
Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:36pm
A: I live right on the edge of Hollywood and West Hollywood (in oh, so many ways).
A: Locate the computer.
A: Because you should aim higher for yourself, and quit chasing attached guys.
Q: Why are there so many songs about rainbows?
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#329re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...
Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:38pm
A. Because it's not easy being green.
Q. Why don't I live in Australia?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#330re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...
Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:39pm
A: Because your commute to work would be hell.
Q: Will I ever get out of this chair and go shopping?
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#331re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...
Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:39pm
A: Because there would be WAY too many puns about Rath being "down under."
Q: Why is it 81 degrees on Christmas Eve?
#332re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...
Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:40pm
A: Because God's bored and trying to get entertainment.
Comment about best12bars answer: I was talkin about Adam Pascal, so I'm not actually going after him.
Q: What should I do today?
Updated On: 12/24/05 at 03:40 PM
#333re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...
Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:41pm
A: Because "It's Christmastime in Hell."
A: Relax, see a movie. Eat a cookie.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#334re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...
Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:43pm
A. Because he suspected his real family was in Australia.
Q. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#335re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...
Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:43pm
A: Because they long to be close to you.
Q: Why did you totally make me laugh with that one?
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#336re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...
Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:44pm
A: You're Snow White
Q. When is the most wonderful time of the year?
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#337re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...
Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:45pm
A: I dunno
Q: How old is SJP? Random I know, but Im watchin sex and the city..
Updated On: 12/24/05 at 03:45 PM
#338re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...
Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:45pm
A: Anytime but this one.
Q: shermanslave --- How did you know?
EDIT: Why is this thread going so fast that I can't keep up with it? Stop the Internet, I want to get off!!!
A: SJP's 60 if she's a minute.
Q: What's the best recipe for a Margarita?
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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Updated On: 12/24/05 at 03:45 PM
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#339re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...
Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:51pm
A: a margarita that is ordered and made for you.
Q: Why does my dog always throw up after he eats?
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Updated On: 12/24/05 at 03:51 PM
#340re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...
Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:52pm
A. Because he eats too fast.
Q. Why was I not born rich?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#341re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...
Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:52pm
A: Because he's an Olsen twin.
Q: Why do I bother?
EDIT:
A: You're rich with talent and personality.
Q: Ain't it enough?
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#342re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...
Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:54pmOh man. Both of those were so good, best12, that I'm not worthy to respond.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#343re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...
Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:54pm
A; If you were born rich, your personality would not be so wonderful.
A: You bother because it's easier than slitting your wrists.
Q; Was it a good idea for my partner and I to skip Chritmas this year?
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#344re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...
Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:56pm
A: Ya because now you can spend money on a fancy dinner or something instead
Q: How can I make myself look older?
#345re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...
Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:58pm
A: Sit through "Cheaper By the Dozen Part 2." (even though a friend of mine is in it.)
Q: Why isn't there anything good on TV right now?
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#346re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...
Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:58pm
A: sit in the sun without sunscreen, smoke and never drink water.
Q: How is Rachel Ray always so perky?
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#347re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...
Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:59pm
A: Because she reads her bank balance to the left of the camera.
Q: I repeat, why isn't there anything good on TV right now?
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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Updated On: 12/24/05 at 03:59 PM
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#348re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...
Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:01pm
A: Because you should go out and rent or see a movie
Q: Who is Rachel Ray?
#349re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...
Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:01pm
A; Because Rachel Ray rules the airwaves.
Q; Is there a SAnta Claus?
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