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#377

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

A. Not mine today. It's so slow.


Q. Where is the woman of my dreams? And does she have a car?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#380

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

A. Because I'M here of course! re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Q. Why is Christmas not remotely exciting anymore?


ETA: Oops, sorry Rath. She's right over there. See? *points and runs*
"While some feel it is a film related question, I seem to think it may be a 'I am thinking of losing my winkie' sort of question."
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Updated On: 12/24/05 at 05:54 PM

#381

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

A: Because the magic is gone.

Q: Why does Rathy have to work until 8PM, when even Scrooge let Cratchitt go at 7PM on Christmas Eve?
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#382

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

A. Because Rathy is a loser.

Q. Why is Rathy such a loser?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#383

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A: Only because she mistakenly thinks that everybody's life is better than hers tonight, because she's stuck at work... instead of home now, all cozy with irritating relatives, holiday tension, boredom, bad TV, self-pity, too much booze, or perhaps all of the above. T'aint true, but at least she's makin' money, honey.

Q: Where have all the flowers gone?
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#384

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A. Young girls picked them, every one.

Q. When will they ever learn?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#385

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

A: When there are no more flowers left.

Q: If you could win one major award in your lifetime, which one would it be?
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#386

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A. An Academy Award - it's the most visible, and would help me get hired on Broadway as a "name."

Q. Where is your ideal place to live and why?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#387

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A. As much as I bitch about it...New York. What's not to love? Oh, right, the housing prices...

Q. Have you ever wished you were a child again?

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

Updated On: 12/24/05 at 07:04 PM

#388

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

A: If there was a small cozy town somewhere, where I could do something that I was completely passionate about... that would make me happy, I'd move there in a second. I haven't found that place yet... but I'm still looking. Forever looking to get out of the big bad cities.

Q: If you could have authored one book (already written)... what would it be and why?

EDIT: See, that's what happens when I think too long about something on a thread like this! I came in too late.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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Updated On: 12/24/05 at 07:06 PM

#389

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A. Sometimes when I'm with my godson. Then I realize he has to ask and beg for everything he wants, and can only eat when someone else dictates it, and has to eat what they say, and go to bed when he's told.

Q. Would you sell your most prized posession if it was all that stood between you and homelessness?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#390

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A. Yes. I *have* sold my most prized possessions to avoid homelessness, in fact.

Q. If a genie were to grant you a wish to have a specific amount of money, what would it be?
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#392

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A. $1 billion should do it - plenty for my fave charities, to make sure friends and family were comfortable, and I could pursue my dream career.

Q. Who is your favorite person in the world (non-relative)?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 12/24/05 at 07:10 PM

#393

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

A: I have no favorite people. I hate them all. Bah humbug.

Q: If you could be doing ANYTHING in the world right now, what would it be?
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#394

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A. Performing in a Broadway show.

Q. I don't believe you - come on - who is your favorite?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#395

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a: Getting Colin Farrell up the butt.

Q. Have you ever thrown up in public?
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#396

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A: No I haven't. And I had to think about that really hard going all the way back as far as I can remember. (Not that I haven't been really f*ckd up or really sick before, I just haven't woofed it up in front of people.)

A: My favorite person answer probably changes daily, for many reasons. I don't have any real "heroes" that I can think of anymore. Part of growing up, I guess. Every time I come up with an answer for you, there are a million reasons why I could also shoot them down. Jeez, that's depressing.

EDIT: I'm changing my answer. For tonight, it's Arthur Rankin, Jr. and Jules Bass.

Q: EDIT: I'm changin my question too... What is the best present you ever got for Christmas (ever... I mean... EVER.)?
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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Updated On: 12/24/05 at 07:26 PM

#397

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A: That's actually a hard question...I think I would have to say the best one was a tent that I got when I was about 4-7 years old...I can't remember exactly what age.

Q: What is the most embarrasing thing that's happened to you throughout your entire life?

"Give in to love, or live in fear." -- Rent

#399

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A: Paul Walker, Dierks Bentley, Patrick Wilson. And maybe Jesse L. Martin. A little old for me, but hey. Oh yeah, and Heath Ledger.

Q: Can I re-ask? That was a good one. If you could bang anyone, who?

Updated On: 12/24/05 at 09:18 PM

#400

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A: Varies from day to day, but today it's Scarlett Johansson because I just watched The Island and she was freaking hot in it.

Q: "Sometimes I thank my lucky stars my heart is free, and other times I wonder: Where's the mate for me?"
Hi, Shirley Temple Pudding.

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