A. Because your a very deticated person.
Q. What is a job that can pay the rent in NYC?
A. Not mine today. It's so slow.
Q. Where is the woman of my dreams? And does she have a car?
A: She's over there, and yes she does have a car
Q: Why is it so hot in here?
A. I don't know.
Q. Where?
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
A. Because I'M here of course!
Q. Why is Christmas not remotely exciting anymore?
ETA: Oops, sorry Rath. She's right over there. See? *points and runs*
A: Because the magic is gone.
Q: Why does Rathy have to work until 8PM, when even Scrooge let Cratchitt go at 7PM on Christmas Eve?
A. Because Rathy is a loser.
Q. Why is Rathy such a loser?
A: Only because she mistakenly thinks that everybody's life is better than hers tonight, because she's stuck at work... instead of home now, all cozy with irritating relatives, holiday tension, boredom, bad TV, self-pity, too much booze, or perhaps all of the above. T'aint true, but at least she's makin' money, honey.
Q: Where have all the flowers gone?
A. Young girls picked them, every one.
Q. When will they ever learn?
A: When there are no more flowers left.
Q: If you could win one major award in your lifetime, which one would it be?
A. An Academy Award - it's the most visible, and would help me get hired on Broadway as a "name."
Q. Where is your ideal place to live and why?
A. As much as I bitch about it...New York. What's not to love? Oh, right, the housing prices...
Q. Have you ever wished you were a child again?
A: If there was a small cozy town somewhere, where I could do something that I was completely passionate about... that would make me happy, I'd move there in a second. I haven't found that place yet... but I'm still looking. Forever looking to get out of the big bad cities.
Q: If you could have authored one book (already written)... what would it be and why?
EDIT: See, that's what happens when I think too long about something on a thread like this! I came in too late.
A. Sometimes when I'm with my godson. Then I realize he has to ask and beg for everything he wants, and can only eat when someone else dictates it, and has to eat what they say, and go to bed when he's told.
Q. Would you sell your most prized posession if it was all that stood between you and homelessness?
A. Yes. I *have* sold my most prized possessions to avoid homelessness, in fact.
Q. If a genie were to grant you a wish to have a specific amount of money, what would it be?
yes, would you?
whoops, this was to rath. I'm too slow for the game.
A. $1 billion should do it - plenty for my fave charities, to make sure friends and family were comfortable, and I could pursue my dream career.
Q. Who is your favorite person in the world (non-relative)?
A: I have no favorite people. I hate them all. Bah humbug.
Q: If you could be doing ANYTHING in the world right now, what would it be?
A. Performing in a Broadway show.
Q. I don't believe you - come on - who is your favorite?
a: Getting Colin Farrell up the butt.
Q. Have you ever thrown up in public?
A: No I haven't. And I had to think about that really hard going all the way back as far as I can remember. (Not that I haven't been really f*ckd up or really sick before, I just haven't woofed it up in front of people.)
A: My favorite person answer probably changes daily, for many reasons. I don't have any real "heroes" that I can think of anymore. Part of growing up, I guess. Every time I come up with an answer for you, there are a million reasons why I could also shoot them down. Jeez, that's depressing.
EDIT: I'm changing my answer. For tonight, it's Arthur Rankin, Jr. and Jules Bass.
Q: EDIT: I'm changin my question too... What is the best present you ever got for Christmas (ever... I mean... EVER.)?
Chorus Member Joined: 12/21/05
A: That's actually a hard question...I think I would have to say the best one was a tent that I got when I was about 4-7 years old...I can't remember exactly what age.
Q: What is the most embarrasing thing that's happened to you throughout your entire life?
"Give in to love, or live in fear." -- Rent
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/13/05
A: peeing my pants in a charlotte russe dressing room while shopping with my friend and her mom
Q: if you could bang anyone in the world...who?
A: Paul Walker, Dierks Bentley, Patrick Wilson. And maybe Jesse L. Martin. A little old for me, but hey. Oh yeah, and Heath Ledger.
Q: Can I re-ask? That was a good one. If you could bang anyone, who?
Updated On: 12/24/05 at 09:18 PM
A: Varies from day to day, but today it's Scarlett Johansson because I just watched The Island and she was freaking hot in it.
Q: "Sometimes I thank my lucky stars my heart is free, and other times I wonder: Where's the mate for me?"
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