Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
A: Yan Keys
Q: Parlez vous francais?
A: Oui, je parle francais.
Q: What's your least favorite book of all time?
A: Tess of the D'Urbervilles
Q: Why do otherwise openminded intellegent people buy into the idea of the entire South as a rural, backward, racist place? And why does it bother me so much when I know that much of it is rural, backward, and racist?
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
A: People make judgements on what they know. If they've never been to the select places in the South that are not rural, backward, and racist, they're going to make a misinformed judgement.
Q: What's your favorite thread?
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/16/05
A: The Raul Esparza Love Thread and the Greg Jbara Love Thread.
Q: Do you like the song My Funny Valentine?
i dont know the song
if you could save my life or 12 puppys lifes who would you choose and why?
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
A: Your life, because you've got an impact to make to the world and all that jazz... the only impact the puppies will make is making people go "Awwwwwwww"
Q: Why doesn't Liam know "My Funny Valentine" ?
A: Because he's Liam. It's actually one of my favorite songs ever. I made a CD set with over 30 different versions of it a while back.
Q: If you have, how old were you when you lost your virginity?
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
A: 16
Q: Why did the Nederlander have to renovate when I was supposed to see the show?
None of your business.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Because the Nederlanders are the spawn of Satan!
A: 73.
Q: What percentage of kids under 16 do you think would know what an 8-Track is?
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
A: I'm 16, and I know, does that count? I'd say about 30%
Q: Do you loooove me?
Yes!
Jerry Falwell, Trent Lott or Rick Santorum. If you had to have dinner with one of them, who would you pick?
Updated On: 10/1/05 at 01:19 AM
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
A: Falwell
Q: How do you document real life when real life's getting more like fiction each day?
A: Well, I've learned that you don't get Christopher Columbus to document it or else you'll be disappointed.
Q: Are you having yourself a merry little Christmas Eve?
A: No, I can't get my ass out of this chair, and I need to go buy 3 more presents. I thought I was going to have a slow week at work, but I didn't. And now I'm behind and...
Q: Who's your favorite Spice Girl?
A: Ginger....yeah, Ginger.
-brace yourself- (I'm opening a can of worms)
Q: Do you believe in God?
(This can be a simply yes or no, if you'd like)
A. In some form, yes.
Q. Do you have any famous relatives?
A: Not really. I had a Great Grandfather who was in a very high position in a very terrible organization, but no household name famous people..
Q: Why am I finding it so hard to get off my ass and go to the movies?
Updated On: 12/24/05 at 03:15 PM
A: Go to the movies?? Perhaps because your subconscious knows you should be doing something more productive.
Q: Is it bad I'm kind of trying to seduce a girl who is engaged but as she said, "confused"?
A. You're letting yourself in for a world of pain. DO NOT GO THERE.
Q. Why am I at work?
A: because you believe in unicorns.
Q: Should I try to wear something Christmas-y tonight, or my pretty yellow skirt?
A: You can wear the yellow skirt today, and something Christmasy tomorrow.
Q: Why are some of my friends so f*cking annoying, but I can't really do much about it?
Updated On: 12/24/05 at 03:25 PM
A: How pretty is the yellow skirt in comparison to the Christmas-y wear?
Sh*t, I answered your question with a question.
Q: Have you had/Would you ever consider plastic surgery?
ETA: Sorry, DancN!
A: Because you're hanging out with the wrong people.
Q: Why do people get so depressed during the holidays?
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