The Question Thread: Answer then ask again... — Page 15

#351

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:03pm

A. Ask Chris Rock.

Q. Why aren't I on Broadway?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#352

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:08pm

A: Because a worthy show hasn't been written for you yet.

Q: Why do they keep remaking movies?

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"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#353

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:09pm

A. Because movies are very expensive.

Q. Why is Australia so far away?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#354

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:13pm

A: Just to be difficult.

Q: Why didn't I buy a plane ticket to fly anywhere this Christmas?

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"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#355

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:15pm

A: Because then we wouldn't call it "Down Under," it would be "Over There." That's just not as interesting.
Q: Why is the best tasting food so bad for you?

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#356

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:27pm

A: Because our taste buds have a pact with the devil.

Q: Why do people listen to every word Oprah has to say?

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Updated On: 12/24/05 at 04:27 PM

#357

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:39pm

A. Because she is rich, and therefore people think she's wise. Tevye knows.

Q. Why don't I live in Australia?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#358

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:43pm

A: Because then you'd have nothing to obsess about this weekend.

Q: Why haven't I still gone out to buy my last 3 presents?

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"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#359

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:43pm

A. Duh.. 'cause NY isn't in Aaustralia.

Q. Why is it so warm this holiday?

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#360

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:44pm

A. Because you're in Florida?

Q. You think I'm obsessing?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#361

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:45pm

A. Yes dear, you are.

Q. Why am I so addicted to my computer?

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"While some feel it is a film related question, I seem to think it may be a 'I am thinking of losing my winkie' sort of question."
-cheezedoodle

Updated On: 12/24/05 at 04:45 PM

#362

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:46pm

A: I'm just sayin'. (stops short of an intervention)

Q: Why can't I figure out how to work my cell phone?

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"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#363

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:49pm

A. Because you didn't complete your course in Computer Programming from The Sally Struthers Correspondence School.

Q. Why is Wonderfalls on Logo when there is just one little secondary lesbian character on it?

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Updated On: 12/24/05 at 04:49 PM

#364

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 5:02pm

A. Where would the fun be in that?

Q. Why are Christmas colors red and green?

#365

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 5:04pm

A: To confuse colorblind people. (And you answered my question with another question. Shame on you!)

Q: Why am I here?

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Updated On: 12/24/05 at 05:04 PM

#366

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 5:05pm

A: Because your bored

Q: Why is coke the best drink ever?

#367

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 5:08pm

A. It isn't! You, my friend, are misinformed. Coke Zero! All the flavor, none of the chub.

Q. Why can my family NEVER be ready on time?

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#368

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 5:08pm

A. Because if it wasn't, my home town wouldn't be functioning. God bless Coke stock.

Q. Why is it colder inside my house than it is outside?

Edit:Jersey Girl, they have what is known as the Shaw syndrome. Some family friends(the Shaw's) invented the concept of NEVER being on time.

Updated On: 12/24/05 at 05:08 PM

#369

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 5:10pm

A: Because the air conditioning is up too high.

Q: What is Big's real name in sex and the city? The character, not Chris North's name..

#370

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 5:32pm

A: John.

Q: Why are parents such a pain?

#371

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 5:34pm

A. The age-old question. There is no answer.

Q. Why isn't it 8:00 yet?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#372

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 5:36pm

A: - it is somewhere.

Q: - What is being held in Rath's Avatar?

#373

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 5:36pm

A: a lizard

Q: Why doesn't the fan in my room work?

Updated On: 12/24/05 at 05:36 PM

#374

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 5:37pm

A. I have no idea.

Q. Why did I agree to work today?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#375

re: The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...

Posted: 12/24/05 at 5:45pm

A. Because your a very deticated person.

Q. What is a job that can pay the rent in NYC?