The Question Thread: Answer then ask again...- Page 15

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:03pm

A. Ask Chris Rock.

Q. Why aren't I on Broadway?

[best12bars]

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:08pm

A: Because a worthy show hasn't been written for you yet.

Q: Why do they keep remaking movies?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:09pm

A. Because movies are very expensive.

Q. Why is Australia so far away?

[best12bars]

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:13pm

A: Just to be difficult.

Q: Why didn't I buy a plane ticket to fly anywhere this Christmas?

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:15pm

A: Because then we wouldn't call it "Down Under," it would be "Over There." That's just not as interesting.
Q: Why is the best tasting food so bad for you?

[best12bars]

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:27pm

A: Because our taste buds have a pact with the devil.

Q: Why do people listen to every word Oprah has to say?

Updated On: 12/24/05 at 04:27 PM

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:39pm

A. Because she is rich, and therefore people think she's wise. Tevye knows.

Q. Why don't I live in Australia?

[best12bars]

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:43pm

A: Because then you'd have nothing to obsess about this weekend.

Q: Why haven't I still gone out to buy my last 3 presents?

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:43pm

A. Duh.. 'cause NY isn't in Aaustralia.

Q. Why is it so warm this holiday?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:44pm

A. Because you're in Florida?

Q. You think I'm obsessing?

[theatrebabe]

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:45pm

A. Yes dear, you are.

Q. Why am I so addicted to my computer?

Updated On: 12/24/05 at 04:45 PM

[best12bars]

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:46pm

A: I'm just sayin'. (stops short of an intervention)

Q: Why can't I figure out how to work my cell phone?

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:49pm

A. Because you didn't complete your course in Computer Programming from The Sally Struthers Correspondence School.

Q. Why is Wonderfalls on Logo when there is just one little secondary lesbian character on it?

Updated On: 12/24/05 at 04:49 PM

Posted: 12/24/05 at 5:02pm

A. Where would the fun be in that?

Q. Why are Christmas colors red and green?

[best12bars]

Posted: 12/24/05 at 5:04pm

A: To confuse colorblind people. (And you answered my question with another question. Shame on you!)

Q: Why am I here?

Updated On: 12/24/05 at 05:04 PM

[DancNdaMoonlite]

Posted: 12/24/05 at 5:05pm

A: Because your bored

Q: Why is coke the best drink ever?

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 12/24/05 at 5:08pm

A. It isn't! You, my friend, are misinformed. Coke Zero! All the flavor, none of the chub.

Q. Why can my family NEVER be ready on time?

Posted: 12/24/05 at 5:08pm

A. Because if it wasn't, my home town wouldn't be functioning. God bless Coke stock.

Q. Why is it colder inside my house than it is outside?

Edit:Jersey Girl, they have what is known as the Shaw syndrome. Some family friends(the Shaw's) invented the concept of NEVER being on time. Updated On: 12/24/05 at 05:08 PM

[DancNdaMoonlite]

Posted: 12/24/05 at 5:10pm

A: Because the air conditioning is up too high.

Q: What is Big's real name in sex and the city? The character, not Chris North's name..

[justagirl2]

Posted: 12/24/05 at 5:32pm

A: John.

Q: Why are parents such a pain?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/24/05 at 5:34pm

A. The age-old question. There is no answer.

Q. Why isn't it 8:00 yet?

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 12/24/05 at 5:36pm

A: - it is somewhere.

Q: - What is being held in Rath's Avatar?

[DancNdaMoonlite]

Posted: 12/24/05 at 5:36pm

A: a lizard

Q: Why doesn't the fan in my room work?
Updated On: 12/24/05 at 05:36 PM

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/24/05 at 5:37pm

A. I have no idea.

Q. Why did I agree to work today?

[jeremykushnier1fan]

Posted: 12/24/05 at 5:45pm

A. Because your a very deticated person.

Q. What is a job that can pay the rent in NYC?