A. Try match.com.
Q. What should I get with my Amazon gift cert?
A: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1579123902/qid=1135537100/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/103-4485911-3085432?s=books&v=glance&n=283155
My honey gave this book to me this morning, and I can't put it down. It's like a crack pipe. (Like I would know.)
Q: What else did Santa bring you?
Great suggestion!
A. Nothing yet, since I made the rather last-minute decision to stay in NYC, I'll get stuff from my family whenever it gets shipped.
Q. What else did you get?
A. My cobolt blue coffeemaker!!!! He found the only company still making that color.
B. What is todays high tmperature supposed to be where you live?
A. Lazing around for most of it - been working a lot, and will be working a lot more this coming week, so taking advantage. At 5:00, going to dinner at the home of friends.
Q. Your plans?
A: Going to see Brokeback Mountain finally. It's turning into quite a gay holiday with the Broadway book and the "Seven Brothers for Seven Brothers" movie. I think I'll need to go to a straight bar tonight, just to balance things out.
A: Elphie---It's 57 and foggy. A high of 64, but I doubt it will get that warm. Yesterday it was supposed to be 81 but it never got up that high. Then the fog rolled in and cooled everything off (and curled my hair and gave me a headache).
Q: What's your New Year's resolution (or do you even have one)?
Staying at home all day playing with my niece, having a srumptuous dinner later - the house smells so good right now.
Q - Do you have any big plans for New Years Eve?
A. To get to Sydney in 2006.
Q. What's the difference between rap and hip-hop?
I guess y'all chose to ignore MY post about 7 up, as no one included it, HRUMPH!
I did, I did!
A: Rap is more about the lyrics and can be a lot of different rhythmic styles. Hip-hop is a standard beat (which can also include rap, but doesn't have to).
Q: Why do I use so many parentheses and quotation marks when I type?
A. Because you are well-spoken and intelligent.
Q. Why am I so short?
A. The best fragrances come in small packages...
Q. Why can't I stop eating chocolates?
A. Bad genes.
B. I got some bad jeans for Christmas. Did you?
A. Fat people want to make you fatter.
Q. Does anyone else suddenly mind sharing their bathroom with a mother who takes over an hour to do her hair?
*pouts... my posts keep on getting skipped*
A. An HOUR????
Q. Why did I just answer a question with a question?
Q: Because that pushed your "mother" buttons and you had no other good answer to give.
Q: Why am I so fat this Christmas?
A. All that damn eggnog.
Q. Why is best12 becoming one of my favorite posters?
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
A. Because he's getting fat this Christmas
Q. When will the damn turkey be ready?
A. After you've filled up on hors d'eouvres and aren't hungry anymore.
Q. Why am I so tired?
A: Because holiday junk food really drains your energy.
Q: Why do I keep returning to this thread, over and over again?
A. Because you can't resist me.
Q. Will I get my ass off this couch in time to get to dinner?
A. Depending . If there is a gorgeous woman waiting yes.
Q. Am I waisting money if I upgrade to buisness class on my trip back to LA? It is a no food flight.
A: The Magic Eight Ball says: "It is possible."
Q: Why did I just type a Magic Eight Ball answer?
A. I think it's worth it. (and yes, there is a gorgeous woman there.)
Q. Why did I post too late?
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