I already
am the most popular person in town. Unfortunately the town has a population of 20, and they're all of my multiple personalities.
Seriously though, how awesome would that be to be a travel consultant? PAID to travel and plan other people's trips? Oh man. Now if I could be a travel AND food critic, I would die happy.
Ooh! Did I tell you guys the restaurant I'm dining at tomorrow with The Paraplegic et al?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell