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The Surreal Life - BWW House
#400re: The Surreal Life - BWW House
Posted: 1/22/06 at 11:38pm*saunters in* whoa I missed a lot....
--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--
#401re: The Surreal Life - BWW House
Posted: 1/23/06 at 12:32amOy I just got home and the thread grew around 15 more pages. I'm going back to read it, but Rath, did you see The Devil's Advocate?
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#402re: The Surreal Life - BWW House
Posted: 1/23/06 at 12:37am
Oy I have root canal tomorrow so I don't have time to read the whole thread. Let me say this, bitches-I HAVE MY OWN ROOM!
Why? you ask. Well, one-I'm too fat for a roomie. two-I snore.
See you all at meals!
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#403re: The Surreal Life - BWW House
Posted: 1/23/06 at 7:30am
Good morning, bitches!
Rise and shine, everyone! It's 7:30...do you think that's too early to start drinking?
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#404re: The Surreal Life - BWW House
Posted: 1/23/06 at 7:32amMy Sunday hasn't ended yet. Hook up the booze or I get violent.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#406re: The Surreal Life - BWW House
Posted: 1/23/06 at 8:06am
I'm sitting here studying for class- shut up bitches I need to think. Geez!
Ok fine, screw the textbook and pass me a martini. Is it wrong to go to class tipsy?
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#407re: The Surreal Life - BWW House
Posted: 1/23/06 at 8:30amnah! can't be Kel! *hands kel a drink* there ya go!
#408re: The Surreal Life - BWW House
Posted: 1/23/06 at 8:31amI need something to get me through this. I am reading a chapter on the importance of legible handwriting. If that doesn't call for a drink I don't know what does!
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#410re: The Surreal Life - BWW House
Posted: 1/23/06 at 8:35amOh it is...next I get to read about classroom discipline, then class from 9-2. Fun, fun, fun...
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#412re: The Surreal Life - BWW House
Posted: 1/23/06 at 9:53am
There is no "studying" in the BWW Surreal Life! I don't even understand that concept!
In other news, while Jane was sleeping I stole a bunch of her cookies. She so doesn't need them I was doing her a favor. 
--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--
#413re: The Surreal Life - BWW House
Posted: 1/23/06 at 9:56amAha! I wasn't sleeping. I never do, for just that reason! Just for that, you don't get any chicken fricassee I was planning to make when I get back from root canal, Oddie!
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#414re: The Surreal Life - BWW House
Posted: 1/23/06 at 9:57amThat's fine I'm a vegetarian!
--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--
#415re: The Surreal Life - BWW House
Posted: 1/23/06 at 9:59amWell then no salad for you, miss thing.
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#416re: The Surreal Life - BWW House
Posted: 1/23/06 at 10:00amAnd by the way, there was meat in those cookies!
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#417re: The Surreal Life - BWW House
Posted: 1/23/06 at 10:54amI have an interview with a new kid at noon. Someone just pass me the whole bottle. Merry Christmas, bitches!
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#418re: The Surreal Life - BWW House
Posted: 1/23/06 at 11:02amWanna trade? I'll have the interview and you have the root canal. Well, I'm off! later.
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#419re: The Surreal Life - BWW House
Posted: 1/23/06 at 11:06am
Meat in the cookies? Well now I don't feel so bad that I put cyanide in your soup.
Good luck with that root canal!
--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--
#420re: The Surreal Life - BWW House
Posted: 1/23/06 at 11:11amha ha, Jane is going to come backc all numb and mumbly.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#421re: The Surreal Life - BWW House
Posted: 1/23/06 at 11:13am
Sounds like me after a meeting...
*pours Novocaine in his coffee*
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#422re: The Surreal Life - BWW House
Posted: 1/23/06 at 11:19am
Jaily, I hope you didn't get that here, because I think one of Marlene's ultra unruly "guests" decided to pee in the coffee pot.
I stand corrected, you are as vapid as they say.
#423re: The Surreal Life - BWW House
Posted: 1/23/06 at 11:20am
Oh, ugh.
It is WAY too early in the week for watersports. (Then again, this is the Surreal Life-BWW. Is it ever too early?)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#424re: The Surreal Life - BWW House
Posted: 1/23/06 at 11:21amit was Angelina wasn't it?
--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--
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