The Thread For Those Who Feel The Need To Share With Us All The Banal Details Of Their Lives- Page 56
The Thread For Those Who Feel The Need To Share With Us All The Banal Details Of Their Lives
#1375banal thread
Posted: 11/2/05 at 3:26pmIt is to ME.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#1376banal thread
Posted: 11/2/05 at 3:26pmThe ATMs in England don't give me my balance, and I don't know how to look it up online since I switched banks. Fun, huh? I can't wait until the day when I'm on my way to get food and the machine tells me I'm overdrawn.
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#1377banal thread
Posted: 11/2/05 at 4:04pm
*shoots Undi*
What? It was a mercy killing!
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
#1378banal thread
Posted: 11/2/05 at 7:21pmi'm pick out what color boxers to wear tonight
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
#1379banal thread
Posted: 11/2/05 at 8:17pmI learned today that mold can grow on raw bacon. Who knew?
#1380banal thread
Posted: 11/2/05 at 8:18pmI was already a little nauseous, Calvin, I thank you for the contribution.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1381banal thread
Posted: 11/2/05 at 8:20pm
Well, at least I saw it before I cooked it. 
I obviously don't eat bacon very often. But so much for my pasta carbonara.
#1382banal thread
Posted: 11/2/05 at 8:22pm*runs to bathroom*
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#1383banal thread
Posted: 11/2/05 at 9:18pm
Dude, it's raw meat. Anything can grow there. Just feel glad you didn't get maggots.
Tissue, Rath?
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1384banal thread
Posted: 11/2/05 at 9:21pm
You beat me to the maggots, Plum!
I think some people on this board don't notice that this thread exists. Either that, or they don't know the meaning of banal. Or they think the board revolves around them and that what's banal to other people doesn't apply to them.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1385banal thread
Posted: 11/2/05 at 9:24pmThanks, Plummers.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1386banal thread
Posted: 11/2/05 at 9:25pmIsn't it a smidge late for you over there, Plum??
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1387banal thread
Posted: 11/2/05 at 9:33pm
Well, I knew about maggots. And the little worms that cause trichinosis. But mold? I thought that was something for grains, cheese and bathroom tiles.
Sorry, Rath. Pepto tablet?
#1388banal thread
Posted: 11/2/05 at 9:39pmThanks, Cal. *burp*
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#1389banal thread
Posted: 11/2/05 at 9:41pmI saw a disgusting documentary about parasites once. It revolted me. You can have flatworms growing in your intestines up to twenty feet, y'know. (Or something like that.)
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1390banal thread
Posted: 11/2/05 at 9:42pmWas it a documentary or a playback of your webcam, Ellie?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
theatrebabe
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
#1391banal thread
Posted: 11/2/05 at 9:43pmOooook. As facinating as this conversation is, does anyone want to change the subject? Anyone??
"While some feel it is a film related question, I seem to think it may be a 'I am thinking of losing my winkie' sort of question."
-cheezedoodle
-cheezedoodle
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#1392banal thread
Posted: 11/2/05 at 9:47pmBeing a documentary about parasites, naturally you featured prominently, my dear Tiff. Don't you think you're a little old to still be breast-fed? Rath's poor nipples must as shrivelled as a dried prune!
ihearttheatre
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/12/05
#1393banal thread
Posted: 11/2/05 at 9:52pm
hi everyone!
At dance class last week my friend was eating a protein bar..and there were maggots in it. She screamed and nearly threw up.
Banal enough for ya?
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#1394banal thread
Posted: 11/2/05 at 9:59pmWhatchoo talkin' 'bout, Tiff? 3 in the morning is a perfectly sensible time to be up when you have class in a few hours.
#1395banal thread
Posted: 11/3/05 at 12:08pm
Med update:
I have 3 ulcers and apparently was born with only one kidney. The doctor gave me a prescription for the ulcers and told me to come back in a couple weeks if the pain doesn't go away. I imagine a CAT scan won't be far behind.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#1397banal thread
Posted: 11/3/05 at 12:17pmthanks, i needed that today.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#1398banal thread
Posted: 11/3/05 at 12:46pmWell, the things I'd like to give you your gf wouldn't approve of, so I will also give you a hug. :)
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