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#1376

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Posted: 11/2/05 at 3:26pm

It is to ME.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1377

The ATMs in England don't give me my balance, and I don't know how to look it up online since I switched banks. Fun, huh? I can't wait until the day when I'm on my way to get food and the machine tells me I'm overdrawn.

#1378

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Posted: 11/2/05 at 4:04pm

*shoots Undi*

What? It was a mercy killing!

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#1379

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Posted: 11/2/05 at 7:21pm

i'm pick out what color boxers to wear tonight

Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#1380

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Posted: 11/2/05 at 8:17pm

I learned today that mold can grow on raw bacon. Who knew?

#1381

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Posted: 11/2/05 at 8:18pm

I was already a little nauseous, Calvin, I thank you for the contribution.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1382

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Posted: 11/2/05 at 8:20pm

Well, at least I saw it before I cooked it.

I obviously don't eat bacon very often. But so much for my pasta carbonara.

#1383

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Posted: 11/2/05 at 8:22pm

*runs to bathroom*

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1384

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Posted: 11/2/05 at 9:18pm

Dude, it's raw meat. Anything can grow there. Just feel glad you didn't get maggots.

Tissue, Rath?

#1385

banal thread

Posted: 11/2/05 at 9:21pm

You beat me to the maggots, Plum!

I think some people on this board don't notice that this thread exists. Either that, or they don't know the meaning of banal. Or they think the board revolves around them and that what's banal to other people doesn't apply to them.

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#1386

banal thread

Posted: 11/2/05 at 9:24pm

Thanks, Plummers.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1387

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Posted: 11/2/05 at 9:25pm

Isn't it a smidge late for you over there, Plum??

#1388

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Posted: 11/2/05 at 9:33pm

Well, I knew about maggots. And the little worms that cause trichinosis. But mold? I thought that was something for grains, cheese and bathroom tiles.

Sorry, Rath. Pepto tablet?

#1389

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Posted: 11/2/05 at 9:39pm

Thanks, Cal. *burp*

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1390

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Posted: 11/2/05 at 9:41pm

I saw a disgusting documentary about parasites once. It revolted me. You can have flatworms growing in your intestines up to twenty feet, y'know. (Or something like that.)

#1391

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Posted: 11/2/05 at 9:42pm

Was it a documentary or a playback of your webcam, Ellie?

#1392

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Posted: 11/2/05 at 9:43pm

Oooook. As facinating as this conversation is, does anyone want to change the subject? Anyone??

"While some feel it is a film related question, I seem to think it may be a 'I am thinking of losing my winkie' sort of question."
-cheezedoodle

#1393

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Posted: 11/2/05 at 9:47pm

Being a documentary about parasites, naturally you featured prominently, my dear Tiff. Don't you think you're a little old to still be breast-fed? Rath's poor nipples must as shrivelled as a dried prune!

#1394

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Posted: 11/2/05 at 9:52pm

hi everyone!

At dance class last week my friend was eating a protein bar..and there were maggots in it. She screamed and nearly threw up.

Banal enough for ya?

#1395

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Posted: 11/2/05 at 9:59pm

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Tiff? 3 in the morning is a perfectly sensible time to be up when you have class in a few hours.

#1396

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Posted: 11/3/05 at 12:08pm

Med update:

I have 3 ulcers and apparently was born with only one kidney. The doctor gave me a prescription for the ulcers and told me to come back in a couple weeks if the pain doesn't go away. I imagine a CAT scan won't be far behind.

"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#1397

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Posted: 11/3/05 at 12:15pm

hug for guido

XING
PED

#1398

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Posted: 11/3/05 at 12:17pm

thanks, i needed that today.

#1399

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Posted: 11/3/05 at 12:46pm

Well, the things I'd like to give you your gf wouldn't approve of, so I will also give you a hug. :)

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#1400

banal thread

Posted: 11/3/05 at 12:49pm

Guido, sweetie, that's not banal.

Best wishes to ya.

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