The Worst Sex Scenes of All Time!- Page 2

[nygrl23]

Posted: 6/9/08 at 11:35pm

That 'Taking Lives' scene was hilarious to me--it had AJ's weird, unconvincing moaning and that musical score that was more fitted to a scene in a horror movie.

[roquat]

Posted: 6/9/08 at 11:41pm

My #1 Worst has got to be THE DARK BACKWARD, a hideous would-be satire featuring Judd Nelson as a nebbish (???) with a hand growing out of his back. In a scene which made me literally, physically ill, Bill Pullman (Nelson's randy, Jack Black-ish buddy) picks up two obese women, tears off their tops, douses their breasts with melted chocolate, and....oh, I can't go on. The misuse of chocolate alone is far worse than the misuse of butter in LAST TANGO.

#2--POSTER BOY, a dreary coming-out melodrama without an ounce of humor or self-awareness (except from a graceful, pitifully underused Karen Allen). Jack Noseworthy and...some other actor supposedly have sex, although neither of them seems to be in the same room as the other; the scene consists of mega-closeups of one actor's nose and lips poised above the other actor's naked chest (we can't tell the actors apart) under blue lights, underscored by a limp techno song. There isn't even a kiss. It's the most unerotic, pointless sex scene EVER.

#3--BEASTMASTER II (yeah, I don't know why I've even seen this either) featuring Marc Singer as the Beastmaster (although Mr. Singer has all the animation and physical appeal of a dead librarian). In the scene in which some prehistoric babe mounts the Beastmaster in an abandoned temple, Mr. Singer's clenched face and agonized screams suggest he is trying to pass a kidney stone.

[25th Annual Speller]

Posted: 6/10/08 at 1:33am

I am happy Teeth made it on there. I love that movie, even though it is odd.

[DMsquared2]

Posted: 6/11/08 at 4:07pm

That Howard the Duck clip was funny. I kind of want to see it now.
Updated On: 6/11/08 at 04:07 PM

[Auggie27]

Posted: 6/11/08 at 7:17pm

Anyone ever see "Love Me Deadly" with Lyle Waggoner, about an upscale LA cult of necrophiliacs? You've never seen anything like it. Google the tile -- it also had Dee Wallace's husband in it, Christopher Stone. The leading lady was a Miss Nude America or something. It sounds like a cheapie, but it was a big budget nightmare. This woman sneaks into funerals and gets turned on. The final twist - she gets off on her husband only when he's laid out. Well, Lyle was a natural. Not to be missed.

[dominique]

Posted: 6/12/08 at 10:36am

I don't get why Last Tango in Paris is on it. I thought it was a good scene.

Just for laughs - Ellen Degeneres in Mr. Wrong? If there was a sex scene in it, it must have been terrible.

[husk_charmer]

Posted: 6/12/08 at 12:24pm

I'm siding with Ray...even when you don't expect it, it HURTS.

Granted, I thought that Heath's character was mainly in lust the entire time, while Jake's was actually in love.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 6/12/08 at 12:35pm

husk - I guess it's hard to imagine if you've never experienced it, but I guarantee you it is absolutely possible.

Posted: 6/12/08 at 1:05pm

there was a sex scene in crash between the interracial couple. there was nothing sexy or passionate about it

[EmieMarie]

Posted: 6/12/08 at 3:46pm

has anyone said the sex monatge in "Good Luck Chuck" yet?
God that was awful

[misschung]

Posted: 6/12/08 at 3:51pm

Just for laughs - Ellen Degeneres in Mr. Wrong? If there was a sex scene in it, it must have been terrible.

Is that the movie with the clown?

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 6/12/08 at 3:54pm

Worst sex scene? The answer is my wedding night. We had an outdoor reception and I got a terrible sunburn.

[EmieMarie]

Posted: 6/12/08 at 3:56pm

ouch, sunburn cant be fun....
*shutters thinking about sunburned sex*

[shameless]

Posted: 6/12/08 at 4:10pm

I'm slightly embarrassed to admit this but I looked up the Howard the Duck love scene on Youtube. Thankfully, there was no sex.